JERMAINE: WHAT'S UP, AUDIENCE?
HOW Y'ALL DOING?
GOOD? [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
THAT'S DOPE.
I'M GOING BACK HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS, YOU KNOW, TO SEE MY
FAMILY. I'M EXCITED TO SEE MY TWIN
BROTHER, JEROME.
WE HAD A SIBLING RIVALRY. HE WAS NAMED AFTER MY FATHER
JEROME SENIOR.
THAT'S COOL.
WHY WOULD YOU DO IT IF YOU HAVE TWICE?
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE LAUGHING.
IT'S NOT A NICE THING TO DO TO A KID.
THAT'S NAMED AFTER ME.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT IS.
THAT'S A MONSTER! GET AWAY FROM MY KID.
THAT'S FAVORITISM.
NAME ME SOMETHING MORE CREATIVE LIKE JEROME 2.0.
OR I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S NOT JEROME.
TRY.
AND I LOVE JEROME.
PEOPLE THINK BECAUSE YOU'RE TWINS YOU HAVE TO BE EXABBLETLY
RIGHT.
-- EXACTLY RIGHT. AND THAT'S NOT TRUE.
JEROME LOVED JAIL.
THAT WASN'T MY SCENE. I'M NOT GOING TO DO JAIL.
ONE NIGHT, JEROME WENT TO JAIL FOR SELLING WEED WHICH IS COOL,
I GUESS.
I DON'T KNOW. BUT IT WAS TOUGH ON ME.
THAT'S MY TWIN. IT WAS HARD GROWING UP LIKE YOU
THAT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE YOU. HEY, WHAT'S UP JEROME.
YOU OWE ME SOME MONEY!
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
I'M NOT JEROME. I'M HIS TWIN BROTHER JERMAINE.
I LOVE MY FAMILY. I'M EXCITED TO SEE THEM OVER THE
HOLIDAYS. I GET ENOUGH OF THEM ON
FACEBOOK. I GET ENOUGH.
I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE.
I'M ON TWITTER ALL THE TIME.
MY FAVORITE THING ON TWITTER IS PEOPLE BEEFING WITH IT.
THIS DUDE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL HE FOUND ME ON TWITTER.
AND HE EXACTLY THAT.
HE SAID, I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH THAT COMEDIAN JERMAINE
FOWLER! IT AIN'T FUNNY TO ME!
I PUT IT ON FACEBOOK. IT GOT 63 COMMENTS, RIGHT?
ALL FROM MY FAMILY WHO WANT TO FIGHT.
THAT'S ALL YOU DO AT HOME, HAVE BABIES AND HAVE A FIGHT.
MY MOTHER REMARRIED THIS LADY.
SHE'S A LADY. LOVES VAGINA.
I DO TOO. [APPLAUSE]
THANK YOU.
[LAUGHTER] LISTEN, MY STEPMOM'S GREAT.
SHE SAID, MY STEPSON IS VERY FUNNY.
YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A HIGH SCHOOL
STALKER AND A LOT OF LIKES. THE FLOODGATES ARE OPEN AND
EVERYBODY'S COMMENT.
AND THE BEST COMMENT CAME FROM MY AUNT KATHY WHO REALLY DIDN'T
PROOFREAD ANYTHING. SHE WAS VERY CONFIDENT.
SHE SAID I DID MY JOB AND WALKED AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.
SHE SAID DON'T HATE IN MY NEPHEW BECAUSE HE FOLLOWED HIS DREAM.
OH, I FORGOT. YOU'RE A HATTER.
SHE SPELLED HATE WITH TWO T'S.
TWO TIMES TWICE.
LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, JERMAINE IS DOING HIS THING.
YOU'RE JUST SITTING AROUND GETTING HOT AND HORNY OFF HIS
JOKES!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I NEVER KNOW WHAT THAT MEANT.
I EVEN GOOGLED IT.
GOOGLE SAID WHAT? I'M, MAN.
SHE KEEPS GOING.
SHE GOES BECAUSE HE US FUNNY. SHE SPENT IS U-S TWICE.
THIS IS HOW SHE DISMOUNTS.
KEEP HATTING BECAUSE IF I CATCH YOU IN MARYLAND.
I'M GOING TO BEAT YOUR ASS UP!
THIS IS MY AUPT!
-- AUNT!
I DID SOME RESEARCH ON HER COMMENT, MAN.
AUNT KATHY WROTE THIS ON DECEMBER 13TH, 2013.
THAT WAS A SUNDAY.
MY AUNT KATHY GOES TO SURGE EVERY SUNDAY.
HASN'T MISSED A DAY SINCE I WAS A KID.
HAVEN'T MISSED IT.
I LOOKED EVEN CLOSER. AUNT KATHY WROTE THIS AT 8:05
A.M.
THAT MEANS SHE WROTE THIS BEFORE SHE WENT TO CHURMING.
SHE WOKE UP -- TO CHURCH. SHE WOKE UP THIS MORNING LIKE
WHOA! IT'S SUNDAY, EVERYBODY!
WAKE UP.
THE LORD'S DAY. GOD SAID KATHY.
I SAID WHAT'S UP, GOD?
YOU GOT TO BE MORE POSITIVE POSITIVE.
GOD, YOU ARE SO RIGHT.
YOU ARE SO RIGHT. BUT BEFORE THAT I'M GOING TO GO
ON FACEBOOK REAL QUICK. [APPLAUSE]
YEAH. WHAT JERMAINE GOT ON HIS
FACEBOOK PAGE.
[LAUGHTER] NO, NO, NO, NO NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, DON'T RESPOND, KATHY. DON'T DO IT.
THAT'S WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO DO. THAT'S WHAT THE DEVIL WANTS YOU
TO DO, KATHY. JUST BE POSITIVE.
WHOO, JUST BE POSITIVE. WHOO.
OH, IT IS SO HARD WHEN YOU GOT THIS HATTING-ASS KIDS ON
FACEBOOK JUST TRYING TO GET HOT AND HORNY OFF MY NEPHEW'S JOKES!
IT'S SO HARD! THANK YOU Y'ALL SO MUCH.
I LOVE YOU, AUPT KATHY! JAMES: JERMAINE FOWLER.
HIS SPECIAL "GIVE EM HELL KID." A SUPERSTAR.