- I am about to change your life
with this delicious food treat that you never thought
that is to combine cheese and coffee, with two sugars,
it's gotta have two sugars in it.
I discovered this when I was younger,
you get a slice of cheese, you dip it in hot coffee.
Right, and you eat it.
Mmm, it's so good!
Cause it's like sweet and coffee.
- I'm fine, I just, uh,
threw up in my mouth a little bit.
- And it makes your cheese a little bit melty.
(Christian slurps coffee)
Oh, that is so good.
And then the coffee has, like,
a little bit of a cheesy flavor to it.
I mean, I can understand why people would be
repulsed and disgusted by it, but, you know what?
You can all be like, ew, gross, yuck.
Try it.
And that's what I'm doing today.
Phoebe has compiled a list of
different celebrities' weird food combinations,
and I'm gonna eat them and then criticize them.
And also, I don't know
whose celebrity is eating what food
I've gotta guess.
So, Ooh. I wonder what Selena Gomez is eating.
Could be dog turds covered in glitter
and dipped in
(Christian laughing)
bread.
I don't know.
Okay, bring on the first food
group or meal or whatever it is.
Is that it?
Aw, yuck!
Don't!
That, oh my God!
Can we just take a moment to appreciate that!
Double hands!
(Christian laughter)
Okay.
- [Phoebe] You have to dip the banana into tomato sauce.
(tomato sauce trickling)
- I'm not a big fan of banana at the best of times.
Oh my God, that tastes really,
that tastes like, not too bad.
Cause it's like salty and then the banana is sweet.
Yeah. Mm. Hm?
I wouldn't have any more than two mouthfuls.
But, which (bleep) weirdo celebrity is that?
Flo Rida, no.
Marilyn, no.
Beyonce, maybe.
Jennifer Lawrence, no.
I feel like this is definitely a Trisha Paytas thing.
Channing Tatum, no.
Selena, no.
Okay, it's between Trisha Paytas and Beyonce.
Is it one of these?
- [Phoebe] Yes.
- Oh my God I want to get, I can't believe I got, okay.
Oh, (bleep) (bleep) (bleep)!
- [Phoebe] Correct!
- Get (bleep)
- [Phoebe] I can't believe you got that
- Oh my God!
That's what I mean, us weirdos,
we stick together and we know what's going on.
(slurps coffee)
Okay, I don't know if I like to drink the cheesy coffee.
One for one!
Bring on the next food.
Just bin that.
Take your time.
All right, bring on
food combination number two.
It that a liquid?
I need to look, yeah. Okay. Here we go.
Why are there floating things in it?
Oh, is that pickle juice?
- [Phoebe] Yes, so you need to get a piece of popcorn,
dip it in some Tabasco and then dip it in the pickle juice.
- It seems someone did not pre-open the Tabasco sauce.
It's just what Beyonce has to deal with?
Because now I'm on par with Beyonce obviously.
(Christian tapping bottle) (Tabasco squelching)
That is not a sound that I think
were allowed to play in the video.
(Christian tapping bottle) (Tabasco squelching)
Yeah, faster.
(Christian coughing)
Oh my Gosh, so strong!
(Christian coughing)
My God!
So we go, dip into Tabasco
and then we wash off some of the Tabasco in pickle juice.
(Christian coughing) (Christian laughing)
So soggy!
Oh, it's not a bad flavor though.
Dip, dip.
Oh, okay. Oh yum!
No, no, no. You just do a quick dip.
Quick dip, quick dip.
And then, oh, that's actually really yummy.
(Christian coughing)
It may not look like I'm enjoying it but I actually am!
It's so much work for one,
you know when you want to shovel,
(Christian coughing)
Okay, I've have come up with an idea.
So when you want to eat a lot of popcorn,
you put a lot of popcorn in your mouth,
I don't know how this is gonna work.
Oh, too much pickle juice. Ah!
(Christian coughing)
Okay, that didn't work.
I'm gonna go with Jennifer,
she seems a bit full on intense.
In a way.
So, I think she would eat this.
- [Phoebe] I like your strategy,
but it's the incorrect food for Jennifer Lawrence.
- Oh!
Who was it?
Wait!
Channing. - [Phoebe] No.
- Wait!
It definitely wasn't Selena.
Flo Rida.
- [Phoebe] No.
- It's Selena!?
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
- Can't keep my hands to myself.
Okay. Sorry, I'm trying!
Next!
- [Ben] While Phoebe's gone.
- Oh, what throw a popcorn at me?
- [Ben] Quick! Ready?
(Christian laughing)
Stop!
Stop.
Ben, you're cleaning that up.
Ready!
- [Phoebe] Okay!
- Bring on food number three.
Mmm. So we have peanut butter, jelly.
So gotta be, what they, they're all American?
And flaming hot Cheetos.
This does seem very Flo Rida.
Ah, Marilyn Monroe.
(Christian laughs)
Were flaming hot Cheetos around when Marilyn was around?
It's not wowing me.
Who has peanut butter, jelly and flaming hot Cheetos?
Channing Tatum. - [Phoebe] Yes!
I am so good when it comes to food.
Two from three!
I'm way better at this than I thought.
Take that away.
Bring on food number,
4, 5, 7.
Ew, it's warm.
A fork?
Oh, no.
I'm good, thanks.
You've made me eat raw egg way too many times.
3, 2, 1.
(slurping egg)
Ugh.
(Christian gagging) (spitting food)
Is that egg?
Is it egg!?
- [Phoebe] Yeah.
(Christian gagging) (screen swooshes)
- [Phoebe] Whipped together. So it needs to be...
- Well you haven't given me much of whipper.
Oh, look at that.
Well, it looks like a milkshake. It's just a milkshake.
Ben, it's thick and chunky.
I can't, this is as fast as I can stir it.
(fork clinking)
Don't get it everywhere! Don't!
Ugh, stop!
Oh, you're (bleep) fired.
Ben, you're gonna have to produce from now on.
- [Ben] Can I have double the pay?
- You can have half the pay.
Okay. I already know who's this.
Do I need to try it?
This is, this is, no.
- [Ben And Phoebe] Try it, try it.
- This is Marilyn's.
- [Phoebe] We're not telling you.
- No one post 1960 is drinking eggs and warm milk.
This screams of like, old school Hollywood.
- [Phoebe] Take a gulp
and I'll tell you if you're correct or not.
- Don't (bleep) hurry me up, do you want some?
Oh! The egg flavor hits you after!
Takes a while to kick in. Oh!
It's that raw egg. Ugh!
I still have egg in my mouth.
Marilyn.
- [Phoebe] Correct.
- Why would you put me through that shit.
That is disgusting.
Three for four? I'm so good at this!
Take that away you filthy, fired employee.
Ready! Bring on food number five or six.
Phoebe? - [Phoebe] Yeah?
- Ready!
- [Phoebe] Well, I just, I have to cook this one.
- I mean, you've known about this video for three days now.
If I was Jennifer Lopez,
(snaps fingers)
out the window.
I don't have time for this. Ain't nobody got time for that.
And I don't, being J.Lo obviously.
Not to be confused with Jennifer Law--
J Law and J.Lo.
Okay, ready!
(gasps)
Oh my God, is this two slices of pizza
and noodles and beans?
Chili con carne, pepperoni pizza and two minute noodles.
Mmm!
Mm.
Oh no. Uh-uh. no.
They've just combined delicious food groups on their own
and ruined all three of them.
That's discussing.
Oh, that's so annoying!
Did we actually just waste pizza?
(pictures woosh in)
There's so much pressure because I've gotten so many right.
Okay, let me have one more bite.
And let me hear what the bite says to me.
- [Ben] Flo Rida.
- No, it's a Jennifer Lawrence.
It's a Jennifer Lawrence!
It's literally, listen everybody.
Jennifer Lawrence.
- [Phoebe] Correct!
- Are you really for real?
- Say what!?
- Are you really for real?
Are you lying to me? - [Phoebe] No!
- Are you just telling me I'm getting all these right.
- [Phoebe] No, you're getting them all right!
- Firstly, disgusting.
Her food, gross.
But great! Wow.
I'm so happy with myself.
Holy shit!
Do you need seven hours to prepare the next one?
(groaning)
Usually people are a lot closer
when they're putting things in my mouth.
There is popcorn every--
- [Ben] Yeah, if you get it in you're mouth
then it wouldn't--
- Well, if someone to throw it properly.
Oh my God.
Here we go, here we go, wait! Wait, wait!
Oh my God, three for three.
Oh!
(Christian laughing)
Oh, that--
(Christian coughing)
There is a lot of popcorn.
- [Phoebe] What is going on in there?
- [Ben And Christian] Nothing!
- The next food.
(bag crunching)
So this is Mac and cheese without the cheese sauce,
which is the best part.
But instead of putting in the cheese sauce,
you crush up Cheetos
and you mix it in.
Ah!
It's definitely not Flo Rida.
Like it's not horrible,
but it's just not something I would choose to do.
Gotta be Trisha Paytas.
- [Phoebe] Incorrect.
- Oh no!
Flo Rida, what have you done? He's ruined everything!
I'm not gonna lie I just added a lot more
of the Cheeto dust, it's really yummy.
(Christian coughing)
Oh, ah!
It's hot.
I take that back, that gets an eight out of ten.
Geez, I wonder who the next food could belong to?
Bring on the last food.
Ooh, it's a toasty.
Oh, it doesn't smell great.
Oh, it's peanut butter and cheese.
I mean don't knock it.
I did dip cheese and coffee.
Hm, initially I'm not hit with a, yeah.
That's not satisfying in it anyway.
That is a big no for me, that's disgusting.
The peanut butter is really runny and gluggy,
whereas the cheese is like goopy but smooth.
And so when you eat it,
if it's a weird feeling in your throat
and that just tastes like goopy peanut butter.
Trisha, your sandwich sucks. I'm so sorry.
(bouncy music)
Oh, a bonus round.
I love a bonus... round.
Ah, it's hot!
- [Phoebe] So, this one isn't necessarily
the weird celebrity food combination,
but it's the weird way that this celebrity
has eaten said food.
So if you were to think of a weird way to eat this food,
how would you think it would be?
- Oh, I store five minute craft.
Ah! It's hot!
- [Phoebe] Correct.
- Did they eat it? I am so good at this game.
They deep throat corn.
(Christian laughing)
Phoebe's just shown me this photo.
I have a new found love and respect for Michael Bublé.
Suddenly I'm interested to try it.
Okay, we're gonna finish today's video
with Michael Bublé's way to eat corn.
Oh, it broke off in my mouth.
Ugh, there's bits of cob in my mouth.
Look, I don't recommend it.
There are other things I can recommend doing
in a similar fashion.
All right, bye everyone.
And just to reiterate, I got five correct out of seven.
All right, bye everyone.
(Christian gagging)
I went a bit too far there.
Stop throwing them!
- [Ben] You know what that reminds me of?
- Yeah, having brothers.
- [Ben] Homer Simpson, where he's like
(imitating chomping sounds)
- Oh the doughnut?
(imitating chomping sounds)
(Christian laughing)
(imitating chomping sounds) (Christian laughing)
Oh, that--
(Christian coughing)