Now Professor Big Brother, I want to do something a little bit different for this Professor
Boyfriend, not just having my big bro in here--high five--high five--what's up? Ugh. Sometimes
people comment that they didn't learn enough. I came up with a quiz about women, dating
and relationships. Viewers you can take it along with Bill and the great part is your
ten-year old son is next going to take the quiz--that's right--and we're going to see
if Professor Big Brother is smarter than his ten-year old.
William. Hi. Hi. It's my birthday. It is your tenth birthday and it's perfect that it's
your tenth birthday because we're playing 'Are You Smarter Than a Ten-Year-Old?' and
you're the ten-year-old. Question number one of 'Are You Smarter Than a Ten-Year-Old?'
Professor Big Brother, who talks more: men or women? Women. Women. [Buzzer sound]. A
2007 meta-analysis on studies of talking and talkativeness found that on average men talk
more. Especially in mixed-gender scenarios. What's up with that? I don't know but you're
doing all the talking now. I snapped on your behalf. Why do you think women talk more than
men? Because I live with my sister and my mom. Ok. Question, Who is more jealous according
to research: men or women? There again I'd have to say women. Women. Ohhhh any reason
why you would say such? I certainly don't want to get in trouble on YouTube but umm--with
your wife? That was a bit of a trick question. See and therein lies part of that answer.
We're constantly being--tricked? Tricked. A 204 study out of Germany which kind of broke
the whole thing open found that women are more prone to be more jealous of emotional
infidelity whereas guys tend to be more jealous about physical infidelity or the threat of
physical infidelity. It's complicated. Now here's a question: Who has more tattoos? That's
English for tattoo. Men. No. Women. I do see a lot of girls with a bunch of tattoos but
I'm actually going to say men. Ohhhhh! I missed it again? Y'all are both tied for zero. But
fun historical fact cause I know you love fun historical facts--I love fun historical
facts--in the late 19th century in London and New York it became really fashionable
for wealthy society women to sport tattoos. That fact though came from the book 'Bodies
of Subversion: A Secret History of Women and the Tattoo' by Margot Miflin. Speaking of
history I've got a historical question for you regarding dating. And what is your query?
Do you know what online dating is? People put pictures of themselves and they're not
really real and then you ended up going out with a girl or a guy that isn't really what
they look like and then they ended up being fat people. Well. Can you tell me the year
that the first statistical match-making service launched in the United States? 1974. 1997.
1941. In Newark, New Jersey. Moving into 21st century dating in what US city Professor Big
Brother---I forgot your name for a second---are men the most likely to pay for the first date?
According to a survey from yourtango.com. How about Los Angeles? Helena? Denver. Ladies
if you're looking for a chivalrous gent, pack up your skies and go to Denver. Question number
six: A survey reported on in January of 2013 found that what percentage of women said that
they would be totally down for paying for the first date? Eight percent. Thirty percent
maybe? That's closer than uh what your dad said so you're beating your dad now. Yeah.
Alright. 52%. How did I not catch that 52%? Well you were, you were dating in the 30s.
It might just be easy to say in a survey, like, 'Yeah I'd pick up the tab!' Let's move
on from dating, things have gone well and it's time to pop the question. Do you want
to get married one day? Yes. Can I be your flower girl? Sure. Yes. You're the first one
that asked me that. Cool. According to a 2012 study conducted at the University of California
Santa Cruz, what percent of men said they would be okay with a lady proposing to them?
Obviously by the way these questions are very heteronormative because research is only now
catching up to the fact that hey guess what, gay people date too. 53%. 10%. That is closer
I believe than your dad. You are up by two my friend. 0%. Would you be fine when you
grow up if a woman asked you to marry her? If she gets down to one knee and says, 'William.
I love you and I--will you be mine for forever? Please say yes. Oh.' I'd be fine with it.
Alright this is a good one. How many people will the average woman kiss before she gets
married? This is coming from the book 'The Kissing Cure' by Ruth McConnel. 10. 100. 79.
Looks like I got some smooching to do. The last two questions are open-ended. What's
the finest compliment a woman can pay to a man? You have gorgeous eyes. Actually it's
wrong. It is that your beard denotes virility. What would be the best compliment you could
give to a girl you like. You're purty. Oohhhh. Professor Big Brother, what is the proper
way to ask a women on a date? How would you like to go out and get some dinner? Do you
want to go get a steak with me? That's amazing. I have always wanted a man to ask me if I
wanted to go get a steak with him. The question is how would you ask that question, today
would it be through a text? Email? Skype? I don't know I'd probably throw it up on the
internet with a hastag of #youwanttogoonadate. Well Professor Big Brother I think it's a
good thing you're already married. I just want to thank you for playing are you smarter
than your ten-year-old son. Thank you. When it comes to women. Yeah. And the hearty handshake
of a sister and a brother. Happy tenth birthday. You beat your dad. Viewers who are watching,
how did you do? I hope you were taking the quiz, did you get anything right, anything
wrong? You should let me know. Any important questions that we did not ask? Or by we I
mean me, I'm using the royal we now. Put it in the comments as well. Also is anyone else
a little surprised by that statistic that the average woman will kiss 79 men before
she gets married? Doesn't that seem like a lot? I thought there would be more. How many
people have you kissed? One--Ohhhhh!--but it was an accident. It was accident? Yes it
was on accident. How do you accidentally kiss someone? Well you know you got to snag that
first kiss somehow. It's all, it's all uphill. Yay. Congratulations William and thank you
for playing 'Are You Smarter Than a Ten-Year-Old?' I beat my Dad. You did.