REGGIE, WE ARE A HE SO HAPPY TO YOU HAVE BACK.
WE'RE SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOUR MUM IS DOING BETTERK WE MISSED YOU
SO MUCH.
>> Reggie: THANKS.
>> James: I IMAGINE, THIS IS YOU, LOU, LOU, WHAT ARE YOU
DRESSED AS TODAY?
>> I'M A BEAR, BIG BEAR, GET IT?
>> James: TRICK OR TREAT.
>> I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE HALLOWEEN.
>> James: OKAY S IT GOING TO, IS SOMETHING GOING TO JUMP UP IN
MY FACE OR SOMETHING.
>> JUST GO FOR IT IT.
OH [BLEEP].
THAT IS ACTUALLY QUITE SCARY.
LOOK.
I KNEW IT WASN'T REAL AND IT SCARED ME, LOOK.
I LIKE THAT, LOU, CAN I TAKE THAT HOME?
>> IT'S YOURS.
>> James: GIVE IT TO MY THREE YEAR OLD.
WELL, WE CAN'T IGNORE IT.
OR CAN WE?
MAYBE IT IS THE COOLEST THING TO DO, IS NOT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
FOUR OF THE WRITERS AND DIRECTORS A KIT CAT.
ANSWER ME THIS, LET ME GO TO KAIL C.E.O. ON THIS, KAYLIE, SO
OUT OF YOU, TOUGHON, TOM OR MOLLY WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO
LEAST WANTED TO DO THIS?
>> I CAN JUST SAY I'M ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO BE IN THES COULD
ACTUAL.
>> James: IS THAT YOUR WAY OF TELLING ME THAT IT WAS YOU?
>> I THINK SO.
>> James: WELL, SOMEBODY PUS HAVE SAID TO YOU LET'S ALL DRESS
AS A KIT KAT.
>> IAN TEXTED US SO I DON'T-- .
>> James: SO SORRY, IN YOUR POSITIONS AHEAD WRITER AND WHAT
I CAN ONLY ASSUME IS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, YOU TEXTED FOUR OF
YOUR WRITING TEAM AND SAID YOU ARE BEING TO BE DRESSED AS A KIT
KAT OR DID YOU ASK IF THEY WANTED TO BE?
>> YEAH.
>> James: DON'T DO THE VOICE.
I KNEW, DON'T DON'T DO THE VOICE, DON'T DO IT, DON'T DO IT,
DON'T DO IT.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> James: YOU MAY HAVE GATHERED FROM MY TONE AND OR
PREVIOUS TOO THE SHOW PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT YOU HATE
HALLOWEENMENT I DON'T HATE HALLOWEEN.
I JUST CONSIDER IT AS SOMETHING FOR CHILDREN.
SO I EVEN CAME IN LATE TODAY.
DIDN'T I, ROB.
>> YEAH, LAST NIGHT YOU FOUND OUT THAT THERE WAS A STAFF
COSTUME COMPETITION AND YOU SAID WOULD YOU TAKE ALL YOUR MEETINGS
ON ZOOM TODAY AND YOU DIDN'T COME IN.
JUST BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO BE AROUND THE JOY OF HALLOWEEN.
>> James: WELL, HOW MUCH JOY, COME AND LOOK, FROM MY VIEW, I'M
SEEING NO JOY.
ZERO JOY.
ONLY MAYBE LOU, LOU IS THE ONLY PERSON CAN I SEE JOY BECAUSE HE
LOVES NOTHING MORE THAN TO BE INSIDE A BIG BEAR.
I FEEL FOR THE PEOPLE WHO GOT TO-- THEY ARE JUST FLOCKED BY A
GIANT KIT KAT.
AND WHEN I SAY A GIANT KIT KAT I MEAN FOUR-- THE FIRS PERSON I
SAW ON ZOOM TODAY, YOU KNOW WHEN YOU ENTER A ZOOM ROOM AND THERE
IS JUST ONE PERSON IN THERE.
THE FIRST PERSON I SAW WAS CHRIS ALLBRIGHT DRESSED LIKE, THIS A
CLOSEUP OF HIS FACE LIKE THAT, LOOK.
>> SMOKEIN!
>> James: OH DEAR.
>> WAS THAT THE COWBOY, PRETTY AUTHENTIC COWBOY.
>> James: WELL, LOUIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A COWBOY, HE LOOKS
LIKE HE PUT A HAT ON.
>> I'M A [BLEEP] COWBOY, DUDE.
>> James: IN WHAT SENSE ARE YOU A COWBOY.
>> MY HAT.
>> James: YOU'RE ALSO WEARING LIKE SNEAKERS.
>> I'M A COWBOY IN SNEAKERS.
>> James: BUT THE REST IS YOUR OWN CLOTHES.
>> [BLEEP] DEAL WITH IT, DUDE.
>> James: WHY ARE YOU UNNECESSARILY.
>> BECAUSE I'M A [BLEEP] COWBOY, DUDE.
>> James: WELL LOOK, WE'VE ALREADY MADE AMERICA WAIT TOO
LONG.
ITS TIME, THAT TIME, YOUR TIME.
AND BEFORE LEAVING FOR EUROPE TODAY,
PRESIDENT BIDEN MADE A LAST-MINUTE PUSH FOR HIS AGENDA
ON CAPITOL HILL.
HE SHOWED UP AT A 9 A.M..
HOUSE DEMOCRATIC CAUCUS MEETING, URGING PROGRESSIVES TO VOTE FOR
THE INFRASTRUCTURE BILL ALREADY PASSED BY THE SENATE.
AND YOU KNOW IT STRESSED HIM OUT BECAUSE OLD GUYS LOVE TO GET TO
THE AIRPORT EXTRA EARLY.
TIME BEFORE HIS TRIP TO DISCUSS THE FINANCING OF HIS SPENDING
PLAN.
BIDEN HAD THIS TO SAY, I'M A QUAP TAIN, I WANT EVERYONE
THIS IF THEY ARE A MILLIONARE OR BILLIONAIRE, TO MAKE THEIR
QUALL, I AM ALL I'M ASKING IS PAY YOUR FAIR SURE, PAY YOUR
FAIR SHARE.
PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE.
>> SORRY, I MISSED IT, WHAT SHOULD WE PAY?
>> James: IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE'S TRYING TO GET A SLOW CHANT
STARTED, PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE, PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE,
(FASTER) PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE,
(FASTER) PAY YOUR FAIR SHARE.
AND STILL SO BAD FOR THE PEOPLE-- CAN THE KIT KAT LIE
DOWN, I FEEL LIKE THE AUDIENCE HAVE COME, CAN EVERYBODY, CAN
YOU LIE-- SHALL JUST IN FACT COME THIS WAY, AND THEN IF YOU
JUST LIE DOWN IT THERE JUST BE SO MUCH EASIER, BECAUSE I FEEL
FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BAR, OKAY, READY?
GO, GO ON, DOWN YOU GO.
DO YOU NEED HELP?
THAT'S IT.
THERE YOU GO.
THAT'S IT, LIE YOURSELVES DOWN, GO ON.
HAILEY, GET INTO IT.
GET INTO IT, THERE WE GO.
>> TRUST FALL, TRUST FALL, THAT'S IT IT, THAT IS MUCH
BETTER.
>> NIGHTY NIGHT.
GOOD NIGHT.
>> James: THAT'S BETTER.
HEY GUYS.
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, KALEY, DID YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING?
WHAT WAS THAT?
>> YEAH, I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M GOING TO SUE YOUR
ASS FOR THIS.
>> James: FOR WHAT, THOUGH?
>> WE'VE ALL JUST BEEN INJURED REALLY BADLY, RIGHT GUYS?
>> YEAH, MY NECK HURTS.
>> JAMES, I WILL SAY I AGREE WITH YOU NOW THAT ADULTS SHOULD
HIT BE IN HALLOWEEN COSTUMES.
>> James: AND THERE IT IS.
BREAK ME A BIT OF THAT LOW MOMENT THAT WAS CAUGHT ON
TELEVISION.
IN OTHER NEWS, IN OTHER NEWS, TENSIONS ARE
FLARING UP BETWEEN FRANCE AND THE UNITED KINGDOM OVER
POST-BREXIT FISHING RIGHTS.
FRANCE JUST DETAINED A BRITISH SHIP FISHING IN FRENCH WATERS --
AND NOW PLANS TO CLOSE NEARLY ALL OF ITS PORTS TO FISHING
BOATS FROM THE U.K.
YOU COULD SAY RELATIONS BETWEEN THE TWO COUNTRIES ARE...
FLOUNDERING.
STOP, IS THAT YOUR JOKE?
>> YEAH, BUT THERE WERE LIKE A LOT OF FISH PUNS IN THIS.
>> THERE WAS A LOT OF FISH PUN, WE JUST WENT WITH MY FISH PUN
FROM THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND IF THINGS KEEP GOING THIS
POORLY, PEOPLE IN ENGLAND ARE GOING TO BE EATING JUST CHIPS.
THEY'RE GOING TO BE CALLED AND CHIPS, THAT'S IT.
I ALREADY HATED BREXIT ENOUGH WHEN IT WAS HAPPENING, BUT I
SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS INTERFERES IN ANY WAY WITH HOW I GET MY
HANDS ON THE FILET-O-FISH, I AM GOING TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE.
I TELL YOU THAT RIGHT NOW.