- I don't get it.
This is like the 20th shipwreck we've been to,
and still no gold enchanted apples.
- We've got some rotten flesh.
Maybe we can craft a zombie.
That's how that works, right?
- Sorry, idiots.
No apples in shipwrecks.
- (sighs) All right.
Let's keep looking for a desert temple.
- There's gotta be one somewhere around here.
- In the ocean?
- Breaking news.
The lava rising in the Nether has covered
a majority of the biome.
Piglins have taken shelter in the trees
of the Crimson Forest and all of the hoglins
have become delicious bacon.
It is unclear when the lava will hit the tree tops,
but we are-- ow!
Oh God, it's here!
(screen beeping)
(Stan groans)
- We've been walking in the savanna for a whole day.
- We need to find something to eat soon!
Or we're gonna end up like these dead bushes!
- You have the suspicious stew.
Did you already eat it?
- I did, and that stew was sus.
Very sus.
- Wait a minute, dead bushes.
You know what that means?
- Yes.
Free sticks.
(air whooshes)
Ouch!
- That desert temple's gotta be around here somewhere.
- [Zombie] It's right over there.
And technically it's a desert pyramid.
- What the?
How can you just be out in the sun like this?
You should be on fire.
- Yeah!
And pyramids are triangles, buddy.
Take a geometry class sometime, would ya?
- Oh, you guys are jerks.
- [Stan] Here's the desert pyramid.
- Stan, pyramids are triangle.
Now, let's get inside the temple and find the apple.
- Can we please just go inside?
- Oh yeah.
The purple block.
If I remember correctly.
I think I broke my legs!
- I hate to break it to you buddy,
but in a second, you're not gonna have your legs.
- [Porkchop] The pressure plate!
- [Narrator] Would our heroes meet their inevitable death?
Would the lava in the Nether ever stopped rising
and would Stan finally learn how to build a house
that doesn't look like complete garbage?
- Hey!
- [Narrator] Find out on the next episode of,
(metal clanks)
(water splashes)
- Whoa, that was actually impressive.
- And now, we've got a TNT jacuzzi.
You can relax and you'll never know when you might explode.
- And I bet the apple will be in the first chest I open.
Second chest.
Okay, third chest.
Fourth chest!
It was the fourth chest!
- Now let's get the heck out of here
and find the last apple.
- Something tells me this last apple
is gonna be hard to find.
A ruined Nether portal could be anywhere.
- Great.
So let's just eat the ones we've got
and forget about that terrible Nether situation.
- Great.
So now we're just roaming around aimlessly until we find,
oh my God, a ruined Nether portal!
- Yeah, but what are the chances that,
oh my goodness, there's a gold enchanted apple in here!
It's the final apple.
- All right!
And how convenient that a ruined another portal
was holding it.
Let's complete that bad boy and head into the Nether!
- So it appears the Nether portal on the other end
is submerged in lava.
- Who would have thought?
- We need to make a fire resistance potion.
- I can make--
- Little Zombie can make a potion for y'all!
- Oh, sorry, little zombie.
This is kind of just something us three have been doing.
- Aw.
- You can watching the Nether portal
and make sure no lava comes through.
- Little Zombie understands.
Y'all have a good time out here.
- Time for Porkchop's potions.
We'll just need some blaze powder, some Nether wart,
and some magma cream.
Take a sip, Stanthony!
- It's disgusting, but if it works, it works.
- Let's just find out.
- Ha, stupid fire.
Doesn't hurt me at all.
- Okay.
This one was my fault.
- All right, here goes nothing.
(lava splashing)
Take me over to that Crimson Forest.
Wait, are you the annoying strider that always sings?
- No?
- Okay, yeah.
Over there then.
- Haven't seen you in a while
you look good.
♪ Good for you ♪
♪ You look happy and healthy, not me, ♪
♪ If you ever cared to ask ♪
- All right, I got to climb up here
and throw these five apples into the--
- Hey!
That guy's not wearing any gold!
- This is never gonna end, is it?
(air whooshing)
How you like them apples, stupid Nether lava?
- He did it!
That Steve saved the Nether!
(skeletons cheering)
- Thank you for saving the Nether.
- Hey, where were you the whole time this was happening?
- I was in the Overworld.
Much nicer.
You could fish, it's sunny.
Life in the Nether sucks.
Now let's go back up there and start a farm or something.
(light mysterious music)