Thank you, Robbie. The bike is yours.
- Yay. - Congrats.
You're going to look really snazzy-
[honking]
- What the-?! - Uh-oh! Jump!
[screaming]
[groaning]
You, uh, shouldn't park your bike there.
Wha- I should-
Maybe you should watch where you're going.
Maybe you'd better watch that mouth.
Who are you?
My name is Helen.
I'm the new principal of Hollywood Arts.
Did ya hear that?!
Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
Hello, children, Sikowitz.
Helen.
Well, I'm just stopping
by all the classrooms to say hello.
You know, introduced myself personally,
you know, get a feel for the vibe of the school.
Uh, is that child sucking on a binky?
I was just teaching the kids about subtext,
in terms of acting.
Oh, well, carry on then.
I'll see you all at the re-auditions.
Wait, what?
What do you mean re-auditions?
To stay in this school
Next week you got perform a scene,
sing a song, do a dance, bang a drum, tickle a banjo.
I don't care, just show me some talent.
Wait, so you mean like,
I sing a song for you, and if you like it,
I get to stay at Hollywood Arts?
Mm-hmm, and if I don't bye-bye.
♪ Hey-ey-ey ♪
♪ We're gonna make it shine ♪
♪ Yeah-eh-eh ♪
♪ We're gonna make it shine Shine, shine ♪
[cheering, applause]
- Well? - D- Did you like it?
Next!
And again. Shake.
- It's your school. - Answer it.
Hello. Uh-huh.
What? But- Shh.
Thank you for calling.
[sighing]
I told Trina to rehearse for her audition.
I told her that our new principal
is really tough, but she just didn't.
Trina passed her audition.
She's in?
You didn't.
They're kicking me out of Hollywood Arts?
I am so sorry, baby.
I don't get it.
They can't just kick Tori out of school.
Yeah, they can.
Okay, well, I'm going home now. Forever.
No. You're not leaving this school.
Wait. What do you mean she's not leaving?
I mean, we're all gonna talk to Helen about this right now.
- Yeah, let's. - Yeah, let's do that.
Hey.
Did you all want something?
[chuckles]
We don't think Tori should be kicked
out of this school.
Uh, Tori?
Vega.
Oh, yeah, Tori Vega.
My notes here say she was kicked out
because she's untalented and irritating.
Excuse me, but a lot of people think
that I am talented.
You? Oh, you are and pretty as a pickle.
Now, why are you children asking me about Tori Vega?
I'm Tori Vega.
No, no, no, no. This... is Tori Vega.
Don don don.
Look, I'm sorry.
I'll call Trina myself and give her-
No, no, no, please don't.
I'll tell her.
And, um... you know... um... sometimes...
when life hands you lemons... you, uh, you-
- Tori.
What?
I know what you're trying to say.
You do?
You're embarrassed that you got kicked out
of Hollywood Arts.
Oh.
Look, Helen gets to school at 6:30 every morning.
I'll come up with some reason to get Trina to school
right before Helen shows up.
You're gonna be dressed as a robber with a ski mask.
So, when Helen walks into school, you attack her.
- Why? - Cause, Trina's taking karate,
so when she sees Helen being attacked,
Trina will jump in, beat you up, and then Helen will be grateful
and let Trina stay at Hollywood Arts.
- Help me! - Get away from her!
Ow! Ow!
Hold him still so I can whack 'em!
What's going on?! Hey.
[groaning]
What happened?
This- this- this hooligan came and tried to bushwhack me.
Oh, wow.
I mean, what are the odds of a masked-
It's a good thing
that Trina was here to protect you.
Oh, heck yeah. Thank you, baby. I owe you one.
Yeah, like maybe you want to reconsider
a decision you made about someone being kicked out
of Hollywood Arts.
Oh.
Mm-hmm. You right. Trina, you can-
So I can keep going to school here?
You, yeah. I thought you wanted me to tell Trina-
Yay. We both get to stay at Hollywood Arts.
Come on, Trina, let's go get some cream of wheat.
I thought you hated cream of wheat.
Now I love it. This way.
[sighing] I thought crazy Steve was crazy.
All right, I better call the police to come get-
All right, then.