(gentle music)
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- Hey, what's up, guys?
Keaton here.
So, it's happening.
I am camping out for the brand new iPhone 7.
I think you guys knew I would do this already.
I've been posting a ton on Snapchat and Twitter
of just like how life is right now,
so definitely go and follow me over there.
Snapchat up there; Twitter up there.
So, yeah, we are camping,
and if you look to my right, there's no one.
If you look to my left, that's where the line is.
So, I am number one in line right now.
So, here's a starter kit.
So, before we get started, if you guys have ever camped out
for anything, drop a like in this video.
You know my pain, like seriously, guys, this is awful,
and comment down below letting me know if you guys
plan to pick up the iPhone 7 of if you want one.
So, the first thing you need
in your starter kit is a fake iPhone 7.
Yes, it was fake.
Timmy did actually give this to me, though.
So, the reason why you need a fake iPhone 7,
and you need the new one too,
is there's a lot of homeless people around, guys,
and a lot of them want the new phone,
so if they jump ya, or try to like poke at you or whatever,
you give them the fake one
knowing that you'll get the real one.
(dinging)
The next thing you need is Lunchables.
So, when you're camping out here,
I've been out here for almost like two days now; it's awful.
You're going to get hungry, so get your Lunchables.
They're nice little portable pizzas on the go.
They're fun, they're cheap,
and they'll tide your hunger over,
like I'm just gonna eat one now.
(dinging)
The next thing you're gonna need is sunscreen.
So, I don't know where you guys are camping out,
but I'm camping out in a pretty warm place, California.
It's honestly really hot out; I'm in a sweatshirt.
So, you're gonna need sunscreen so you don't get sunburn.
Let me know in the comments if you've ever been sunburned.
I've been sunburned like 35 times, not like I keep track.
So, you need sunscreen, but not just any sunscreen.
KFC sunscreen.
So, they made a limited run of sunscreen.
I just happened to get a bottle.
It apparently smells like fried chicken,
so maybe the homeless people are gonna wanna bite you.
I think I'm causing more problems
than I'm actually fixing here, but stay protected, kids.
(dinging)
Now, when you're in line, you forget what day it is.
Is today Thursday?
Is today Wednesday?
You forget the time.
So, you're gonna need an Apple watch,
but not just any Apple watch.
The gold Apple watch.
You gotta tell people in line
that you know what you're doing.
Gotta establish dominance, so I got
my $17,000 gold Apple watch.
It looks awesome, and it is Thursday.
(dinging)
So, we pretty much know this by now,
but you're gonna get hungry when you're waiting in line.
So, get your pancake printer because normal pancakes,
they're just not cool anymore,
and that girl is extremely attractive.
You're gonna need to get your 3D printer pancakes on.
You're gonna get your Star Wars pancakes,
your iPhone pancakes since the iPhone launch.
It's a lot of fun.
It's a little bit big, but everyone
in line's gonna love you for it.
(dinging)
So, one thing about these campouts is it gets super lonely.
I slept in the cold last night; I had no one to cuddle.
So, I picked up this smart Furby
and it connects to your phone.
It's what Furby should've been.
Let me know in the comments
if you guys know what a Furby is.
Maybe I'm just too old,
but this thing will keep you company.
You won't feel lonely.
This is the best thing on the list.
(dinging)
So, I know you guys can't really see me right now,
but since the sunlight is just so intense
on these campouts, you're gonna wanna look at your phone.
So, you got your TV hat here.
I just made a video on this.
If you wanna check it out, right up there.
Slide your phone in, you got TV.
The sun ain't gon' touch ya.
(dinging)
So, let me know in the comments
if you guys still play this game,
but I still play Pokemon Go,
and I just picked up this thing called a Pokedex.
I'm pretty sure you guys know what it is.
So, basically, it's for the iPhone.
It looks like the Pokedex from the game Pokemon.
It has the four dollar Pokemon Go hack built in,
so you just slide your iPhone on in here,
and then you have this dope ass looking case.
Looks so great.
It won't fit your pocket, maybe it will fit in my pocket.
Oh, we're good.
It will fit in your pocket.
It's just super big.
This is the coolest thing of all time.
(dinging)
So, like one thing I'm starting to realize
is there are a lot of homeless people in Santa Monica.
That's totally cool; I made friends with a lot of them,
but sometimes they just like come over
and kick over your stuff, so you need a Mighty Mug.
This, you know, get your mug action going on here.
Get some liquids.
What's different about this
is once you lock it down,
it's not easy to knock over.
This is almost as good as the Furby, but not quite.
Now, for something that you actually need here,
it's a battery pack.
Like this will save you so much just camping out.
Finding power outlets, it's tricky,
but you can find them,
but I just don't wanna walk that far.
So, you need a battery pack.
I got this Mophie one, and the only reason I bought this,
I paid like I think 60 or $80 for it.
It was really expensive, but it's just as thin
as your iPhone and it fits really well in your pocket
'cause you know a lot of battery packs are super bulky.
So, you're gonna pay a lot of money for it,
but it works, and it'll charge your phone fast.
(dinging)
The last thing you need is energy and hydration.
I'm fading so fast here, so I got two 5 Hour Energies
and a Red Bull.
This is so important, guys,
so I guess I'll just stay energized.
Ugh, it's horrible.
Keaton can't hang.
Is that a bee? Get out my face, bee.
So, yeah, that's pretty much it for this video.
You guys need every one of these items
if you want to successfully camp
for an iPhone and actually get one.
If you guys made it to the end
and want me to stay alive, drop a like in this video.
Please just do it,
and leave a comment down below
saying you'll pray for Keaton.
I would respond to a comment,
but like I don't even know where I am right now.
Follow me on Snapchat and Twitter right up
somewhere on screen just to see if I'm still alive.
I might not be; someone might get me.
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right up there for more iPhone videos.
I'll see you guys soon, bye.