-Finally, guys, I was watching TV the other day.
I was just flipping through the channels
and I came across this show on TeenNick.
It's called "Ew!"
And it's a pretty good show.
And a lot of people say that I look like the main character.
I don't know if I see it, though.
But, anyways, here, look for yourselves.
Here's the latest episode of "Ew!"
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Hi, everyone!
Welcome to "Ew!" My name is Sara.
And if you're wondering, that's S-A-R-A with no "H,"
because H's are ew!
Joining me today is the new foreign exchange student
who just moved in across the street, Bjergen Kjergen.
Hi, Bjergen.
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Hi, Bjergen.
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-[ Swedish accent ] Hi! -Hi. How's it going?
-Pretty good, yeah. It's great to be on you.
-Yeah. I love your pigtails. Did you braid them yourself?
-No. They were done by my sisters,
Herdie, Kerdie, and Donna.
-Yeah. Well, they look amazing.
So, Bjergen, are you ready for the school dance competition
next week?
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But I'm also a bit nervous, you know?
I've never danced in front of other people before.
-Ew! Don't be shy. It's easy.
We can practice the dance together right now.
I'm going to put it on TikTok.
-♪ You turn me on like a light switch ♪
♪ When you're movin' your body around and around ♪
♪ Now, I don't wanna fight this ♪
♪ You know how to just make me want ♪
♪ You turn me...♪
-Let's see if it went viral.
It only has seven likes. Ew!
That's not a lot of likes.
-What?
-I said, it's not a lot of likes.
-Oh! I's not a lot of likes.
-Yeah, yeah. Anyway, let's play a game.
What's your favorite game, Bjergen?
-Well, in my country, we have a game, yeah.
It's called the floor is a fluva.
-Is that like the floor is lava?
-Yeah, but we call it a fluva.
-Can two people play it together?
-Oh, does a pjerp wear a hjerp?
-Yes?
-Yeah. Of course. Let's do it.
-We can put this on TikTok, too!
-Okay.
-Here we go.
-Ready? Yeah. -Ready? Alright, go.
Here we go. -Yeah.
Bjergen, the floor is floggon.
The floor is -- I'm gonna go for the slide tackle.
Oh, my -- -Are you okay?
-What is going on down here?
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You guys doing some parkour?
Hey, check it out. I got some moves of my own.
365 degrees, 24/7.
-Ew! That's my stepdad, Gary.
Get out of here, Gary!
-Hey, come on. You girls are making some TikTaks?
Have you seen that new A.I.?
♪ Hash brown like ChatBLT ♪
-Ew!
-Anyway, if you like cinnamon buns, hun, your mother
and I are upstairs making some gluten-free pastries.
And this just in -- I have a sensitivity.
♪ If you want a sweet treat that's safe to eat ♪
♪ You gotta make sure it doesn't have any wheat ♪
♪ A-take a big bite and a munch, munch, munch ♪
♪ Pastries for breakfast, dinner, and snack time ♪
♪ Munch, munchie ♪
♪ Munchie, munch ♪
♪ Munch, munch, munch, munch, a-muchidy, munch ♪
♪ You spell "munch" backwards, it still spells "munch" ♪
-Ew! Gary, get out of here!
Come on! -I had one more.
Catch it on the flippity-flop! -Come on!
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Okay, it's time for the "Ew!" Speed Round, okay? Ready?
-Oh. Okay.
-Here we go.
"Minecraft."
-Ew!
-Jibbitz.
-Ew!
-Capybaras.
-[ Laughs ] Ew!
-Fjallraven backpacks.
-Uh...ew!
My cousin makes those.
[ Laughs ]
-John Leguizamo.
-Cute!
-Wait. Really?
-Yeah! He's, like, really talented, you know?
Have you ever seen "To Wong Foo,
Thanks for Everything! Julie Newmar"?
-"To Wong Foo
Thanks for Everything!
Julie Newmar"?
-Yeah.
-No, never heard of it. -Oh. Alright.
[ Cellphone chimes ] -Oh, look.
Bjergen, our dance is getting a lot of likes.
We're going viral!
-Oh, that's good.
-I'm getting a FaceTime!
From "Spam Likely."
-Oh. -I'm going to answer it.
-Yeah? -Hello?
-Hey, Sara. Hey, Bjergen.
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-O-M-jeans!
It's Charlie Puth!
-Charlie Puth, I love you.
-I just wanted to say I saw your video.
I love your moves.
So I want to offer you both
front-row tickets to my next show.
-Front-row seats?!
What is life?! What is life?!
This is crazy!
-Yeah. It's crazy!
-That's all the time we have for "Ew!"
I want to thank Bjergen for joining us tonight.
Tune in next week. Ew!
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My thanks to Drew Barrymore and Charlie Puth.
You can catch him on the Charlie Live Experience tour
this summer.