THE CANDIDATES HAD DIFFERENT REACTIONS TO THE EXPLOSIONS
IN NEW YORK.
TRUMP SAID THERE WAS A BOMB, AND LATER WHEN IT WAS CONFIRMED
HE WAS HIS REACTION AS HE TOLD FOX AND FRIENDS.
WHAT I SAID WAS EXACTLY CORRECT, I SHOULD BE A
NEWSCASTER BECAUSE I CALLED IT BEFORE THE NEWS.
BUT WHAT I SAID
WAS CORRECT, AND EVERYBODY SAYS WELL HE WAS RIGHT, HE CALLED IT
TOO SOON.
GIVE ME A BREAK.
BUT HILLARY CLINTON USED THE WORD
BOMB SHORTLY THEREAFTER, AND NOBODY SAID ANYTHING ABOUT IT,
AND SOMEBODY SAID SOME OF THEM EDITED THAT WORD OUT, THEY
TOOK IT OUT.
THEY DID.
THIS IS ABOUT TO BE A GIANT NONSENSE STORY, OR HOPEFULLY A
MINOR NONSENSE STORY, BUT A NONSENSE STORY WITHOUT DOUBT.
TRUMP WENT ON FURTHER TO EXPAND HOW TO STOP TERRORISM.
OH GOOD.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY WE HAVE TO GET TOUGH?
WHAT IS THE POLICY
AND DONALD TRUMP'S ADMINISTRATION TO GETTING TOUGH?
THESE ARE SICK PEOPLE, FIRST OF ALL, WHO WANT TO DESTROY THIS
COUNTRY.
AND THE WAY WE CODDLE THEM AND THE WAY WE ARE AFRAID
TO SAY ANYTHING, AFRAID TO SAY WHAT THE PROBLEM IS AND WHO THEY
ARE, AND THEY DON'T WANT TO SAY RADICAL ISLAM, THEY DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT RADICAL ISLAM AND TERRORISM, OBAMA WON'T EVEN SAY
THE WORDS, NEITHER WILL HILLARY CLINTON.
THOSE ARE JUST WORDS, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY GETTING TOUGH?
WE HAVE TO HIT THEM HARDER OVER THERE.
YOU WERE TWEETING OVER THE WEEKEND, YOU SENT THIS OUT,
UNDER THE LEADERSHIP OF OBAMA AND CLINTON, YOUR TWEET READS,
AMERICANS HAVE EXPERIENCED MORE ATTACKS AT HOME THAN VICTORIES
ABROAD.
TIME TO CHANGE THE PLAYBOOK!
OKAY, CHANGE THE
PLAYBOOK.
HOW?
WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING, WE HAVE TO GET
EVERYBODY TOGETHER AND WE HAVE TO LEAD FOR A CHANGE.
CERTAIN
PLACES WE ARE BEING VERY GENTLE ABOUT IT, WE WILL HAVE TO BE
VERY TOUGH.
CREDIT TO THE FOX REPORTER FOR ASKING WHAT FOX REPORTERS DON'T
GENERALLY ASK.
IS THAT DOOCY?
IMPOSSIBLE.
BUT THE REACTION FROM TRUMP IS LIKE, I'M GOING TO KILL THE
CLOCK ON THIS ONE.
YES, OKAY, YOU ARE PUSHING BACK, BUT I KNOW
YOU ONLY HAVE SO LONG IN THIS SEGMENT ASKED ME QUESTIONS, SO
I'M JUST GOING TO REPEAT MYSELF AND THERE IS NO PRETENSE THAT HE
WILL EVER COME UP WITH A REAL BECAUSE I DON'T THINK HE
UNDERSTANDS THE ACTUAL PROBLEM.
WAIT A SECOND, SO HITTING THEM HARDER AND CLEANING THEIR
CLOCKS, THAT'S NOT A DIFFERENT STRATEGY?
HERE IS WHAT'S WEIRD.
IF SOMEONE'S CLOCK IS DIRTY AND YOU
CLEAN IT, THAT'S HELPING THEM.
ISN'T IT?
YOUR CLOCK IS FILTHY.
SIR -- AND IF THEY ARE STILL USING CLOCKS, THEY ARE
DESPERATE.
WHO HAS A CLOCK?
THE QUESTION HE SHOULD HAVE ASKED IS, WHO ARE YOU GOING TO
DO THAT TO?
AS OUR GOVERNMENT IS LITERALLY BOMBING AND BLOWING UP
EVERY PERSON THEY FIND WHO MEET CERTAIN CRITERIA, REGARDLESS OF
VIOLATIONS OF INTERNATIONAL LAW AND EVERYTHING ELSE.
HOW DO WE
DO IT HARDER?
JUST GO AFTER PEOPLE CIVILLY BECAUSE OF THEIR
RELIGION?
I WOULD'VE BEEN LIKE, WHERE, SAUDI ARABIA?
ISRAEL?
I'M
GUESSING YOU DON'T MEAN THERE.
HARDER THAN BLOWING UP WEDDING PARTIES.
AT THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION JIMMY DORE DID A
GREAT THING AND WENT AND TALKS TO DELEGATES AND SAID HEY, WOULD
YOU LIKE IT IF TRUMP CUT UNEMPLOYMENT IN HALF IN HIS
FIRST SIX YEARS IN OFFICE?
YEAH, THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
WOULD YOU
LIKE IT IF YOU DROPPED 3,500 METRIC TONS OF BOMBS ALL OVER
THE MIDDLE EAST, WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
YEAH.
OH, THAT'S WHAT
OBAMA HAS DONE.
SO YEAH, WE ARE DROPPING BOMBS --
WHEN WE FIND THESE GUYS, WE BOMB THEM.
NOT JUST WHEN WE FIND THEM, WHEN WE THINK WE'VE FOUND THEM.
BECAUSE WE'VE KILLED A LOT OF INNOCENT PEOPLE.
BUT HITTING THEM HARD MEANS KILLING MANY MORE.
HE MEETS WOMEN, CHILDREN.
FAMILIES.
THIS IS NOT SURGICAL.
HE JUST MEANS KILLING A LOT OF PEOPLE, AND EVEN GOING FARTHER
THAN THAT TO ASK WHICH PEOPLE, WHO, IT'S NOT EVEN THAT KIND OF
DISCUSSION.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
ALL OF THEM.
ALL THE BAD PEOPLE.
EXCEPT HIS MUSLIM FRIENDS.
I'M NOT GOING TO KILL THE GOOD ONES, ALL I WANT TO DO IS KILL
THE BAD PEOPLE.
THIS IS WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF HE GOT ELECTED,
ON DAY ONE HE WOULD OPEN UP A GIANT PACKET THAT SAYS HERE'S
THE ACTUAL PROBLEM, AS COMPLICATED AS IT IS, AND WHAT
THE HELL IS HE GOING TO DO?
I HAVE NO WAY TO JUDGE HIS
APPROACH, EVEN.
HIS POTENTIAL APPROACH TO SOLVING A PROBLEM
THAT COMPLICATED.
HE'S NEVER REALLY HAD TO SOLVE ONE EXCEPT FOR IN BUSINESS,
PRESUMABLY, AND THE BANKS HAVE BAILED HIM OUT.
OR THE COURTS.
THE OTHER ASPECT IS WHEN HE SAYS HE SHOULD BE A NEWSPERSON.
A NEWSCASTER.
AS OPPOSED TO A PSYCHIC, WHICH HE IS REALLY CLAIMING HE
SHOULD BE, NOT A NEWSCASTER.
WHAT DOES HE GAIN BY CALLING IT EARLY?
HIS ARGUMENT IS, I
KNEW IT WAS A BOMB.
WHAT DOES HE GAIN BY THAT?
WHAT DOES ANYONE
GAIN BY HAVING GOTTEN IT RIGHT THAT IT WAS A BOMB AS OPPOSED TO
WAITING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE HELL ACTUALLY HAPPENED, AND THE
THINGS THAT WOULD GIVE YOU THE REAL KIND OF INFORMATION AS
OPPOSED TO JUST HAVING GUESSED THAT IT WAS A BOMB?
WE ALL KNOW PEOPLE WHO INSTANTLY WANT TO TAKE CREDIT
FOR THINGS THAT FREQUENTLY JUST DESTROY WHATEVER INTERESTING
CONVERSATION YOU ARE HAVING.
AND THOSE PEOPLE ARE NOT PEOPLE WE
WANT IN OUR LIVES, OR THEY ARE CENK.
[LAUGHTER] BUT HE CAN'T
JUST HELP HIMSELF.
THAT WAS A LITTLE BIT OF DONALD TRUMP HE
CAN'T HELP.
HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS RIGHT ON, I CALLED IT A
BOMBING AND I KNEW IT RIGHT AWAY, AND I WANT CREDIT FOR
THAT.
AND AGAIN TO THE CREDIT OF THE FOX REPORTER, HE'S LIKE,
YEAH, I DON'T CARE ABOUT GIVING YOU CREDIT.
AND IT IS OF COURSE
WEIRD, THERE IS THAT UNHINGED LACK OF HUMANITY AND HUMILITY
MOMENT WHERE HE IS LIKE, THEY ARE SAYING I SHOULD BE A
NEWSCASTER.
WHERE HE IS JOKING ABOUT IT.
OBVIOUSLY WE JOKE
ABOUT IT A LITTLE BIT HERE NOW THAT THE GUY HAS BEEN CAUGHT AND
WE JOKE MOSTLY AT THE EXPENSE OF A GUY.
BUT AT THE MOMENT IT
HAPPENS, WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT YOU DON'T KID
AROUND ABOUT I TOLD YOU SO.
THAT IS NOT A GROWN UP THING TO SAY,
BUT AGAIN ON THE LIST OF CRAZY THINGS DONALD TRUMP HAS
DONE, THAT IS NUMBER 387.
AND WHAT THESE NEWSCASTERS SHOULD REALIZE IS THAT WHEN THEY
DO WHAT THIS FOX GUY DID, I DON'T KNOW WHO IT WAS, BUT YOU
GET ATTENTION FOR DOING THAT.
IF YOU ARE THE ONE WHO ASKS HIM THE
QUESTION, AND YOU CORNER HIM, THAT IS GOOD FOR YOUR
PROFESSION, GOOD FOR YOUR CAREER AND YOUR BRAND, AND EVERYTHING.
SO THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO GAIN BY IT RATHER THAN NOTHING TO
GAIN BY CODDLING, OTHER THAN GETTING HIM TO COME ON OR
CALL IN TO YOUR SHOW.
ALSO, TO ANOTHER CANDIDATE, THOSE QUESTIONS ARE SOFTBALLS.
THOSE ARE, JUST READ ME FOUR BULLET POINTS FROM YOUR
CAMPAIGN.
AND EVERY OTHER CANDIDATE HAS, THERE ARE THREE
WAYS WE WILL COMBAT ISIS, THEY ARE A, B, AND C. UP
SURVEILLANCE, CHANGE OUR AFFILIATION, HAVE BETTER
RELATIONS WITH PEOPLE ON THE GROUND IN THOSE COUNTRIES --
LIKE, ALL THOSE KINDS OF THINGS.
THOSE ARE SOFTBALL QUESTIONS
THAT TRUMP CAN'T -- IT'S A COMBINATION OF HE'S NOT
SOPHISTICATED ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND THAT THAT IS A
SOFTBALL QUESTION, AND HE DOESN'T CARE BECAUSE HE'S GOTTEN
AWAY WITH THIS FOR SO LONG.
THIS IS DEFINITELY MONDAY MORNING QUARTERBACKING, BUT AT
THE TIME YOU COULD SAY YOU SEEM TO SUGGEST THERE IS A TIE WITH
ISIS WITH THIS GUY.
WE DON'T KNOW THAT BUT LET'S TAKE IT FOR
GRANTED.
DON'T YOU THINK THAT WITH ANOTHER ATTACK FROM A GUY
CONNECTED OR AT LEAST SYMPATHETIC TO ISIS, DON'T YOU
THINK IT WOULD BE TIME FOR YOU TO REVEAL THE SECRET ISIS
STRATEGY THAT YOU SAY IS BETTER THAN THE GENERAL ISIS STRATEGY
BUT YOU CAN'T TELL US?
IT SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T
HAVE A STRATEGY.
SOME PEOPLE HEAR THAT QUESTION AND THINK
THAT GUY IS REALLY BIASED AGAINST TRUMP, AND I WOULD SAY,
A, WHO CARES, BUT I WOULD SAY, B, YOU SHOULD BE BIASED AGAINST THE
CANDIDATE WHO SAYS THINGS LIKE I HAVE A SECRET PLAN AND THE
GENERALS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING, AND THE GENERALS'
PLAN IS NOT AS GOOD AS MINE, MY PLAN IS BETTER.
AND THEN WHEN HE
TALKS TO MATT LAUER --
[BUFFERING]
IF YOU ARE CONFUSED, IT IS A GENERAL PLAN.
IT'S A GENERAL
PLAN, LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO --
I'M SORRY, MY BAD, I MISINTERPRETED.
BUT EVERY JOURNALIST SHOULD BE BIASED AGAINST A PERSON WHO
IS BEING EVASIVE.
I HAVE TO SAY, GUYS, I'M KIND OF TRUMPED OUT.
I'M A LITTLE TRUMPED OUT.
BY
SUPPORTING HILLARY YOU ARE JUST GOING TO MAKE HIM PRESIDENT.
WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M DEFINITELY TRUMPED OUT ON MINOR TRUMPISMS.
PART OF IT IS
NORMALIZING IT, YOU WANT TO SAY WE NEED TO HANG IN THERE UNTIL
NOVEMBER 8 AND EACH TIME HE HAS A DUMB, MORONIC DAY, POINT OUT
THAT IT IS A DUMB, MORONIC DAY AND EVERY AMERICAN WITH A SENSE,
EVERY AMERICAN WITH A SENSE, AND MOSTLY THE AMERICANS WITH AN
AUDIENCE AND SOME PULL, NEED TO DO EVERYTHING THEY CAN TO
PREVENT THIS GUY FROM BECOMING PRESIDENT.
THAT'S THE THING.
IF YOU ARE AS UNHAPPY AS MANY PEOPLE ARE IN
THIS AUDIENCE ABOUT HILLARY CLINTON, TURN THIS INTO A
REFERENDUM ON DONALD TRUMP.
A YES OR A NO VOTE ON DONALD
TRUMP.
FORGET ABOUT WHAT THE NO MEANS, IF IT'S A NO TO DONALD
TRUMP, IT'S A NO TO WHAT WE KNOW WILL BE DISASTROUS.
AT THE SAME TIME THAT NO TO DONALD TRUMP CAN'T BE A GARY
JOHNSON OR JILL STEIN VOTE.
UNLESS YOU LIVE HERE IN CALIFORNIA.
THE PROBLEM WITH TRUMP AND THE REASON HE'S SO COMPELLING TO SO
MANY PEOPLE ISN'T JUST THAT HE'S A BULLSHIT ARTIST, IT'S THAT
HE'S HALF RIGHT ABOUT WHAT A LOT OF THE PROBLEMS ARE.
AND NEITHER
THE DEMOCRATIC OR REPUBLICAN PARTY HAVE ADDRESSED THE
SYSTEMIC PROBLEMS.
GRANTED HIS SOLUTIONS TO EVERYTHING ARE
BATSHIT FUCKING CRAZY OR WOULD MAKE THE COUNTRY WORSE OFF, BUT
THE FACT THAT PEOPLE IN THE DEMOCRATIC AND REPUBLICAN
PARTIES ARE NOT ADDRESSING THINGS LIKE UNCONTROLLED
IMMIGRATION, BIRTHRIGHT TOURISM, NATIONAL DEBT, THESE ARE THINGS
PEOPLE SEEM TO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT.
BUT THE DANGER, THE
REASON TRUMP IS HERE, IS WE'VE GONE THROUGH 20 YEARS OF PR
FUCKING POLITICS IN THIS COUNTRY, WHERE PEOPLE LIKE --
I'M PROBABLY GOING TO VOTE FOR -- PEOPLE LIKE THE CLINTONS GO,
LA LA LA, I'M NOT GOING TO ADDRESS THAT PROBLEM BECAUSE I
CAN'T MAKE MONEY WITH IT, BUT THEY ARE REAL PROBLEMS AND BY
NOT ACKNOWLEDGING IT YOU CREATE THE VACUUM THAT SOMEONE LIKE
THIS JACKASS CAN FILL.
HILLARY CLINTON HAS SAID SHE WILL DO SOMETHING ABOUT MONEY
AND POLITICS FROM THE STANDPOINT OF A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT
AND THE STANDPOINT OF A BASIC LITMUS TEST FOR SUPREME COURT
JUSTICES ON THAT ISSUE THAT SHE HAS TALKED ABOUT.
SO I ARGUE
THAT THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY -- BY HILLARY CLINTON DOING ALL THESE
FUNDRAISERS, SHE IS PLAYING THE GAME AS THE RULES ARE WRITTEN
RIGHT NOW SO THAT SHE CAN BE AT AN ADVANTAGE TO HER OPPONENT.
THAT IS WHAT THE PARTIES DO.
IT IS A PERVERSE SYSTEM, IT HAS TO
BE CHANGED, BUT UNTIL IT IS, THAT'S WHAT THE RULES ARE.
THAT'S HOW IT WORKS.
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, WHATEVER ILLS
IT HAS, AND IT HAS MANY -- THE PARTY ITSELF IS THE PARTY THAT
IS GOING TO -- AND THIS IS A TWO-PARTY SYSTEM WHETHER PEOPLE
WANTED TO CHANGE OR NOT, RIGHT NOW IT IS --
THE VERY NATURE OF THE CONSTITUTION MAKES IT SO.
MAKES IT A TWO-PARTY SYSTEM -- THEY ARE THE PARTY THAT WILL
CHANGE IT IF IT'S GOING TO BE CHANGED.
AND ALREADY THE VOICES
OF THE PEOPLE, THE NEW PEOPLE THE SANDERS CAMPAIGN BROUGHT TO
THIS CONVERSATION, ARE GOING TO WORK AGAINST MONEY IN POLITICS.
BUT YOU CAN'T DO IT NOW, SHE CANNOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT SHE
NEEDS TO RAISE MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF
DOLLARS TO RUN THIS RACE FOR THE PRESIDENCY AND IT PERVERTS ARE
DEMOCRACY.
BUT THAT'S THE PARTY THAT'S GOING TO CHANGE IT.
I THINK YOU ARE RIGHT BUT I ALSO THINK WES IS RIGHT.
I'M NOT DISAGREEING WITH HIM, BY THE WAY.
WHY ARE YOU DISAGREEING WITH EACH OTHER?
I'M DISAGREEING WITH BRETT.
BUT POSTCONVENTION, WHEN WAS THE DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION?
MIDDLE OF JULY, LATE JULY.
SO FOR SIX WEEKS, SHE BARELY EVEN
RAN FOR PRESIDENT.
SHE JUST RAISED MONEY.
THAT IS UNUSUAL.
IT IS, BUT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS ELECTION HAS BEEN UNUSUAL.
SHE CAME OUT OF THAT WITH POLLS SAYING SHE WAS NINE OR 10 OR 11
POINTS UP, LET THAT GUY SELF-DESTRUCT.
TURNS OUT THAT
WAS NOT A GREAT STRATEGY, BUT A REASONABLE ONE, IF I SAID MAYBE
HILLARY CLINTON SHOULD JUST LET HIM IMPLODE, THIS IS HAPPENING
NOW.
THAT CONVENTION WAS A DISASTER FOR THEIR PARTY, THIS
WAS A GOOD ONE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, AND THESE
NUMBERS JUST KEEP TANKING.
I JUST KEEP COMING BACK TO, THINGS TIGHTEN.
THEY DO.
THERE ARE OBVIOUS OPPORTUNITIES FOR A BUMP, THOSE
THINGS ARE THE CONVENTIONS PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS, AND AFTERWARD IT
TIGHTENS, ESPECIALLY LEADING UP TO DEBATES.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
OVER THERE?
MICHAEL HAS DRAWN DONALD TRUMP AS HIMSELF.
LET'S LOOK AT WHAT YOU DRAW ON THE PAPER EVERY SINGLE SHOW.
IT'S JUST DRAWINGS OF MICHAEL WITH AND WITHOUT A BEARD.