hey everybody princess and the bear here we're back in magic kingdom i know it's rare
but columbia harbor house is open again yes so we're going to go back to try some old favorites
or some old not favorites but either way we're going to come along with
us and we're getting some meat sure to have a magical day you heard the girl
i'm dying in this august heat so luckily they have a slush unfortunately
it's just a slush there's no vodka there's no fun things they should at least put it in their quick
service locations if you can eat at the dining the table service you might as well add liquor
to the quick service you do at all the other parks like give me some vodka disney come on
it's really good because it's cold but it's also extremely sugary i would give it um three
out of five lemonades it's just your basic one being slush and now i think i have brain freeze
i'm gonna put this down i think you guys know what i have to say about this it's 1 000 times over
even if you're not gonna do what i want and i feel like you're not disney make these
interesting first of all minute maid is not a good lemonade it's basically peanut water second off
you put bubble balls and everything else you can give me something interesting
some sprinkles or something a little mouse that pops out of it
if i can't have vodka or alcohol period getting excited this does not make me excited
it's not as terrible as i remember but only because it's hot today
two and a half out of five plus
and so we have our friend the lighthouse sandwich this one was dying in the window a little bit so
it's a little hard on one side it's super soggy on the other side this does not look
like the one that we had in the past this is more like would you like some fixins with your
tomato sandwich because it's mostly just tomatoes there used to be chickpeas in this i think too
just looks very sad if you want to recreate this
like a better version of this there is a recipe on vegan disney world
it's not as good as i remember it to be this one's quite bland it definitely needs more like
everything except tomato i think even if i took some of the tomatoes out and just ate them
it still would probably be like a below par sandwich i'm really
sad because this was like one of my favorite things because it's like a non
all meat offering one of the very few here at magic kingdom it should taste better than this
i'm gonna give it three out of five lighthouses this would not make a colonial man happy
i have to say i haven't seen a vegetable sandwich at disney this sad since the time that we ordered
one and a valley resort and it was mostly bread what about that one veggie sandwich at the beach
club no this is still worse this makes me want to cry like hong kong purdy having their their
kids stolen cry the fossil died and cry like the beginning up sort of cry like this is just
slot on top of tomatoes with some like crusty wheat bread
i think i just cut myself
it's like a really sad attempt at like a
sort of chicken salad consistency and it just fails all across the board
the veggie mix other than tomatoes is really weak and then tomatoes just make everything else soggy
this is returning to the vegetable sandwich that's awful one and a half out of five claws
that's worse than like the stale peanut butter jelly it's not just even for lunch at school
and my sandwich came with a side of frites we love frites on this channel it's your
typical disney shoe string freak let's see if it's as typical as we expect it to be
these ones are especially bad they're not evenly cooked
they're hot in some spots cold like ice cold on others
yeah maybe somebody maybe they're just not firing
on all center cylinders in the kitchen today because this is just sad i'm gonna give this
two out of five potatoes you this these potatoes would make idaho cry
i think the more criminal thing even with these fries they passed the fire test but i can feel
just pinching it like there's no heat coming from this thing this has been sitting for a bit
and i think there's just some weird disney conspiracy i don't know who's responsible for it
i'm not going to go so far in the chain and say the mouse is responsible but what is with
disney magic kingdom quick service and the hate on mustard you guys do not like mustard
every other topping under the sun cocktail sauce malt vinegar
honey mustard but no regular mustard were you hiding
like cold mcdonald's fries
somebody who's having a very bad day you guys harp on us about well you guys but some members of our
beloved community don't like and we bash on magic kingdom food but then we come here and we get this
you know what i'm thinking i'm not gonna say it this time but you know what i'm thinking
one and a half out of five laws
now if you haven't seen our video of columbia harbor house and they were
hosting it at tomorrowland terrace this hush puppy side was my only bright spot
and then again just like the fries i picked this up and this boat is ice cold oh boy
let me tell you all the ways i love room garage puppies
luckily the flavor's still there it's got the perfect crunch
maybe we just hit them in a bad time because they closed in like three hours
two hours that was sarcastic by the way but yeah this is just not great today
i'm two and a half out of five plus i know that we try our hardest never to send food back unless
there's a couple completely inedible or it's gonna give it there give us something that's
gonna you know kill or hurt one of us but um we do that because we wanna give you a review
of the food as it is the time that we get it we know that disney can do better but like it's all
it's about consistency especially when you're serving the same food every day
nothing really changes i expect that food to be like great and this just is not
i'm hella upset right now the person that ice cream scooped my lobster
and didn't even bother to spread it out it looks like the same
sort of like spread like mixed together there is lobster in here it's actual lobster but like
it's not spread out there's a huge chunk of lettuce in here still
it looks a little bit less melee than last time at least it's not all runny and
wet like it was last time my bun is cold it's toasted but it's cold here we go
i'll give credit where credit's due it makes it a lot better than it was last time
it's all runny and disgusting and like heavily mayo to like where i want to gag
but again the lettuce is like far too big the bun is not great
this this doesn't excite me if i ate this and had to go back to my park i might be kind of depressed
not in the actual house for the way but like feeling like i'm probably shooting
off somewhere else like i mean if i'm getting desperate you can pick this bill at this point
two and a half out of five doesn't that kind of just stand for your point about
consistency yes there's a disney magic kingdom food it's all over the place your quick service
is not winning any points here every time we get something here it's different
well that was disappointing i took with me the only thing worth finishing i'm really lemonade
i'm really starting to think that some of the nostalgia built up around this place is uh
just garbage i try to eat my food even if i don't like it i commit to those mistakes however
this one i i just couldn't i couldn't eat the fries i couldn't eat any um
probably gonna go make my own food at home okay the worst part about leaving a
restaurant is even hungry yeah and i did not eat all day for this so that sucks
if you guys think we're being too harsh as usual let us know in the comments i'm not going to go
through this time but it's worth a shot there's any place else in magic kingdom otherwise you'd
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