(crowd cheering) (D-Wrek laughs)
- Can I cancel?
- [All] Hell yeah, you can!
- Can I cancel?
- [All] Hell yeah, you can!
Can I cancel the Wild N' Out girls
- [Crowd] Oh!
and then give them a promotion
and call them the Wild N' Out goddesses?
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
(crowd cheers louder)
- What's up, Nick?
- What's hannin?
- Let's say you hire 20 Wild N' Out girls per season.
- Okay
- So if 20 Wild N' Out goddesses have curved Emmanuel Hudson
this season and this has been (crowd laughs)
happening to him for the entire 12 seasons
he's been on Wild N' Out-
(crowd laughs) - You son of a bitch.
- How many Wild N' Out girls total
have curved Emmanuel Hudson?
(crowd laughs) - All right, so
12 seasons?
- 12 seasons.
- And how many times he try to holla?
- No, no. Not how many times he tried to holla.
That's multiple.
(crowd laughs) You hired 20 women per season.
- Oh, so we goin' per, - And he been on
or how many girls. here 12 seasons.
Okay. Okay. - How many girls total?
- Okay, so he got curved by 240 girls!
- Correct. 240 black, (crowd cheers)
beautiful queens have told Eman, "Ew, get away from me!"
(crowd laughs and cheers) (bell dings)
- This next game is called
"Breaking Up Is Hard To Do", y'all.
Now, each team gon' come up with some little,
fun little breaking up lines and if it's funny-
(bell dings)
and if it's trash, they get a-
(buzzer buzzes)
So can we play the game? Y'all ready?
(crowd cheers)
- Yeah, so we gotta bring out a Wild N'-
(crowd laughs)
- That was pretty damn good, DC Young Fly.
You can give it up for him.
You could host this show.
(crowd cheers) I got a surprise for you.
You was just about to say we gotta bring out a
Wild N' Out girl, right? - Uh-huh.
Well, I think we got one in the building.
You know her well because she your baby mama,
yep. (DC Yells)
(crowd cheers and applauds) Y'all make some noise for
Jacky Oh!
(crowd continues cheering and applauding)
She done graduated from being a Wild N' Out girl.
- Why are you here? (crowd laughs)
- Y'all keep it going for Jacky.
It's all jokes, DC (crowd cheers and applauds)
Let's get to it. Wild out. Who's up first, D-Wrek?
- Black Squad's up first, let's go.
(crowd cheers and applauds)
- Down, set, what's up? (clears throat)
Listen, man, we've been going through some things
and you is DC Young Fly baby mama, so
we gotta stop messin' around behind his back.
Okay, we on the same team? Cool.
One, two, three, break up.
(crowd laughs and applauds) (bell dings)
(crowd cheers and applauds) (some cast members boo)
- So, anyway,
baby, you know how we do every Thursday.
We play video games and all that.
Here take your controller real quick. Play with me now.
Let's go. Ah, come on, baby. Come on.
Ah, what you- Ah, damn. (sucks teeth)
You done lost your last man.
(crowd exclaims sadly) (bell dings)
(crowd applauds) - Red Squad!
(crowd cheers) (blows whistle)
- You came to see me at work?
You too sweet.
Come on and cross this street, girl, come here.
Come here- (blows whistle)
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Come on, cars. Come on.
Wait, wait. Hey, baby, I don't want you- Come on.
(blows whistle) All right, come on, baby.
- Okay.
(blows whistle)
(crowd laughs and applauds) (bell dings)
- [Cast Member] That's wrong!
(crowd cheers and applauds)
- Ah,
ah,
yeah.
So, baby, I know you said
you want a man
that could treat you right,
make you feel like a woman,
and give you everything that you need.
Well, (bleep), bitch, I need one, too.
(hand taps) (crowd exclaims and applauds)
- [Nick] Talk to 'em! (indistinct)
(crowd cheers)
(speaks in foreign language) (bongo drums playing)
(audience claps to the rhythm) (speaks in foreign language)
- What I'm trying to say is
we don't translate.
- [Crowd] Oh! (buzzer buzzes)
(cast members jeer indistinctly)
- [D-Wrek] Even the Dominicans didn't even like that.
(crowd cheers)
- [Cast Member] Help him up. Help him up.
(crowd laughs and applauds)
- Okay. Are y'all ready for y'all family picture?
- No, no, no.
She's no longer going to be in the picture.
- Oh! (crowd cheers and applauds)
(bell dings)
- There's no longer going to be a picture.
(crowd laughs)
(DC screams) (crowd laughs)
(DC screams again) (all laugh)
- You went with all these (bleep)?
(crowd laughs) (DC screams)
(bell dings repeatedly) (crowd cheers and applauds)
- First off, let's give
a round of applause for Jacky Oh
for being such a good sport.
- [D-Wrek] Black Squad, wild out.
(crowd cheers and applauds)
(crowd laughs)
- Okay. Baby, you know how you used to be?
So extra. Our love was so excellent and
just extraordinary.
Now, you tell me, you're a smart girl.
What do all three of those words have in common?
- Ex?
- Exactly, (bleep). (crowd laughs)
I'm glad you know. (bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
- Who wants to have fun? Everybody wants to.
(crowd cheers)
I'm going to teach you, this is a Colombian dancing
and everybody does it there.
So that's the camera.
You have to start dancing moving just your hips
and you have to go, like, five steps.
Five steps that way.
That way, five steps. (crowd laughs)
Two more. (crowd laughs louder)
Three more, three more.
Like, five. (crowd cheers)
(bell dings) (crowd cheers and applauds)
(crowd cheers and applauds)
- Why did you tell me to meet you here, girl?
What is wrong with you?
I can't be seen. (crowd laughs)
I told you, this- we not in a relationship.
I already got a relationship.
Listen, you are moving too fast.
Like this dude forehead, girl, you are ahead of yourself.
(crowd laughs and applauds) (bell dings)
- What Wild N' Out girls think
during the show. (crowd laughs)
- Ha! Ha, move!
(button bleeps) Black people show. Back!
(crowd laughs)
What is, "Damn, my feet hurt and I've been standing here
all goddamn day." (crowd laughs and applauds)
(bell dings)
(button bleeps) - "Who is this
light-skinned kid that out-dressed the whole cast?"
(crowd cheers) - Oh, no! Oh, no.
- I'll beat yo ass, man! (bell dings)
(button bleeps)
"I am a strong, beautiful (crowd cheers)
queen who must be respected at all times."
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- The topic is Wild N' Out girls.
♪ The Wild N' Out girls ♪
♪ They are so fly ♪
♪ In the greenroom ♪
♪ I got them all high ♪
♪ Wild N' Out girls ♪
♪ We gotta thank Nick ♪
♪ But man, it's so hard ♪
♪ To think one he ain't hit ♪
(crowd cheers) ♪ One he ain't hit ♪
♪ Man, that's too easy ♪
♪ I want that one there ♪
♪ Her lips is so greasy ♪
♪ You gotta be kiddin' me ♪
♪ Which one you want, though ♪
♪ Jasmine or Brittany ♪
♪ Man, that's so crazy ♪
♪ I be like DC ♪
♪ Have a Wild N' Out baby ♪
(crowd cheers) ♪ Hold on, stop ♪
♪ That day was crazy. ♪
♪ Stay like DC ♪
♪ Have a Wild N' Out baby ♪
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
(Nick and crowd imitate the "Wedding March" tune)
♪ Here they come ♪
- Yeah!
- [All] Yeah!
- Babe, what is taking you so long? I've been waiting.
And why are you wearing that dress?
I don't- oh!
Oh, oh, no, no, no, no.
When I said I couldn't wait to walk down the aisle with you,
I was talking 'bout the supermarket.
(crowd laughs) You know, it got
all the deals. This ain't no ring box,
this has got all my coupons.
Look. Look. (crowd cheers)
(bell dings) Hey, get change.
I'ma gonna meet you in the car.
(Nick and crowd imitate the "Wedding March" tune)
♪ Here they come ♪
(crowd cheers)
- Ah, yeah, see this-
See, this what I'm talkin' about.
See, I been ready.
I was waitin' on you.
But make sure we on the same page.
Do you really want to see us together?
- Yeah.
- Like, are you positive you want to see us together?
- Yeah.
- Cool, the movie start at nine. You know he wrote
"Get Out", too, so-
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
(Nick and crowd imitate the "Wedding March" tune)
♪ Here they come ♪ (crowd cheers)
- Hey, Quinn, how are you?
- Hi, I'm good. How are you?
- I'm good. Look, the past three days
has been the best days of my life, you know?
You took me to that arcade and
(crowd laughs)
you won a jackpot for me.
Ah, you were so focused.
(crowd laughs)
All of your lady parts are so well-developed.
(crowd laughs) (sighs)
Just don't be like the last girl.
What I'm trying to say is,
(box squeaks open) will you go to prom with me?
(crowd cheers) - Yes, yes! Aw!
(bell dings)
(Nick and crowd imitate the "Wedding March" tune)
♪ Here they come ♪
(crowd cheers)
- I must tell you,
all of my ex-wives made sounds like animals from my village.
My first ex-wife in Grade 4 made sound like dog.
Roof. (crowd laughs)
The next ex-wife, Grade 10, made sound like cat.
Meow. (crowd laughs)
- Now, my most recent ex-wife who I never will marry,
made sound like owl.
- Who?
- See?
(crowd cheers and applauds) (bell dings)
(Nick and crowd imitate the "Wedding March" tune)
(crowd cheers)
♪ Here they come ♪ (crowd cheers)
- My beautiful black sister.
You are gorgeous.
You are beautiful, you are a queen.
Do not allow anyone to make you feel any different.
But there is only one question that I have for you today,
my beautiful black sister. - What?
- Who allowed this white woman to sit in the front row?
(crowd cheers and applauds) I am confused. She was sent
here to set me up. (bell dings)
(crowd laughs)
(bell dings repeatedly) (horn wails)
(crowd cheers)
♪ I ain't lonely no mo', yo, who's up? ♪
♪ I'ma tell y'all something that you need to know ♪
♪ When it come to women, man, I am a pro ♪
♪ Now, what I'm 'bout to say might sound crazy ♪
♪ But I (bleep) a Wild N' Out girl, had a Wild N' Out baby ♪
(crowd cheers) ♪ I ain't lonely no mo' ♪
♪ I'm boo'ed up ♪ (bell dings)
♪ I ain't lonely no mo', yo, who's up? ♪
- Lil (indistinct) Bernie's in the building.
We gon' get to this first game.
Y'all know it, y'all love it.
It's called "Flow Job". - Yeah!
(crowd cheers) (censor beeps)
I said "flow", baby, I said "flow".
(crowd laughs)
We gon' bring some Wild N' Out girls out here on stage
and we gon' freestyle rap
an occupation that's given to us on the screen.
Team that guesses the most occupations wins the game.
(crowd cheers) Ladies and gentlemen
playin' the game, y'all make some noise
for Keisha one time.
(crowd cheers)
It's a timed game.
Go as slow as you want to.
(crowd laughs) DJ D-Wrek, drop the beat.
Wild out.
(crowd cheers) (record scratches)
- All right, Black Squad, wild out.
♪ All right, all right, all right ♪
♪ They call me when it's the opposite of cold ♪
♪ If you sittin' in my room ♪
♪ You will slide down the pole ♪
♪ I'll save your cat ♪
♪ You already know ♪
♪ And when things get hot ♪
♪ I'm known to turn on these hoes ♪
- A fireman?
- Yes!
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
♪ Okay, look ♪
♪ Keep your fourth eye open ♪
♪ Baby girl, I'm your hypnotist ♪
♪ I know what you thinkin' ♪
♪ I'ma be your psychologist ♪
♪ I can change the weather ♪
♪ I'm a meteorologist ♪
♪ I can make you see better than me ♪
♪ I'm a- ♪
- Optometrist.
- Yes!
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
- Whoa.
♪ I'm the first to have a baby ♪
♪ With a Wild N' Out girl ♪
♪ So cut the check ♪
♪ They should have put me on ♪
♪ Friday after Friday after Friday after next ♪
- DC Young Fly.
- DC!
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
(bell dings repeatedly) (horn wails)
- Y'all make some noise for Keisha.
(crowd cheers) She passed.
- Yeah!
- Y'all make some noise for Brittney Elena. Watch this.
(crowd cheers) - She's smart.
- She play basketball. We gonna win.
Timed game. Let's show 'em how to play.
- [DJ D-Wrek] Red Squad. Voila.
(crowd cheers)
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ And it go like this ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ My service is impeccable, they say it's outstanding ♪
♪ Are you prepared to help in an emergency landing ♪
♪ Don't even ask how high I was ♪
♪ If you act right, you might join the Mile High Club ♪
(crowd cheers) - Flight attendant.
- You're damn right. (bell dings)
(crowd cheers)
♪ Here we go ♪
♪ I got a house on Peach Street ♪
♪ If you wanna move in, you gotta sign a lease ♪
♪ I can put you out, I can put you in ♪
♪ First of the month, just have my rent ♪
- A landlord! (laughs)
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
♪ Um, you can't put somethin' in your mouth ♪
♪ Um, welcome to the Waffle House ♪
♪ We gonna do this one way or another ♪
♪ You can get your hash browns smothered or covered ♪
(crowd cheers) - A server? A server?
A waitress. - Thank you!
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
♪ I got the cake and it got a lot of batter ♪
♪ Eat enough of it, it'll make your ass fatter ♪
♪ You know where I be, you can catch me in the kitchen ♪
♪ Drop it like it's hot, so I grab my mittens ♪
(crowd cheers) - A baker?
(bell dings) (crowd cheers louder)
(bell dings repeatedly) (horn wails)
- Y'all give it up for Akeilia one time.
(crowd cheers) Akeilia gon' make it happen.
You ready?
So, so, slow it down. (crowd laughs)
- All right, New School, wild out.
(rap beat plays) (crowd cheers)
♪ Uh, clap ♪
♪ I'm in the galaxy, so I move slow ♪
♪ My rocket taking off, bitch, I got to go ♪
♪ Helmet on my head but I ain't in SWAT ♪
♪ Your job a thot, my job is a- ♪
- Astronaut. - Yeah.
(crowd cheers) (bell dings)
♪ Hold on ♪
♪ I got you ♪
♪ All right, all right, all right ♪
♪ Jingaling all up in your face ♪
♪ Now put the money on my waist ♪
♪ All the girls gon' yell ♪
♪ I work at the Chippendale ♪
♪ And I love the big tippers ♪
♪ I'm a- ♪
- Stripper. - Yeah.
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
- Timed game! - Oh. Okay, okay, okay, okay.
♪ Now listen, I'm the man on this bus ♪
♪ I'ma give you some help ♪
♪ I be like turn right, uh-uh ♪
♪ And turn left ♪ (crowd laughs)
♪ Now listen, I want you to listen what I say ♪
♪ I be like look ♪
♪ There go big-ass head ♪ (crowd laughs)
♪ I'm the man on the bus ♪
♪ You ain't never been out of town befo' ♪
♪ I'll tell you everything, where you wanna go ♪
(buzzer buzzes)
- She don't know. (crowd laughs)
Look like they all losin' over there.
♪ Yo, yo ♪
♪ You ready ♪ - Yeah.
♪ Come and see me if you want to have some fun ♪
♪ I recommend you hit 'cause I ain't even 21 ♪
- A- like, a blackjack- - Say it.
Yeah, there we go, there we go!
(bell dings) (crowd cheers)
(bell dings repeatedly) (horn wails)
- Could y'all make some noise for her one time? Akeilia.
Lemme show you how it's done.
Y'all make some noise for Jane one time.
(crowd cheers) For the Old School.
We got this.
Now, now, don't talk to her, don't talk to her.
You got this. - I got this. We got this.
- Old School, wild out.
- Clap
Come on, we got the Eman. ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪
♪ Okay, okay, okay, okay ♪
♪ Bring me all your wheels so I can soak it in the suds ♪
♪ I clean up all the dirt and I get off in the mud ♪
♪ From the trunk to the door ♪ - Washer.
♪ And to the windshield ♪
♪ I can't forget about ♪
♪ Your wheels ♪ - Car washer.
Oh, there you go. - There we go.
(crowd cheers) Let's go, Old School.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
♪ Okay, I'm like ♪
♪ Look Lil' Mama, your looks is off the Richter ♪
♪ I guess I have to snap just for you to get the picture ♪
♪ Don't worry 'bout the quality, I got the best light ♪
♪ Suck it in, poke it out ♪
♪ I'ma get your angles right ♪ - Photographer.
- Let's go, Old School! (bell dings)
(crowd cheers) Let's go, Old School!
Let's go, Old School! ♪ I'm not good at this game ♪
♪ I'm the first of many ♪
♪ All I do is sit back and make the worst decisions ♪
♪ I deported everybody and I'm still not tired ♪
♪ Everybody want to know why I'm still not fired ♪
♪ What's up, I got a hotel named after me ♪
♪ Trump ♪
- Obama?
(crowd screams) (buzzer buzzes)
- Oh, I'll go, I'll go.
♪ All right, I'm kind of like a undertaker ♪
♪ You know I get it in ♪
♪ All I need is a shovel and a bitch named Eminem ♪
(crowd exclaims in shock)
- A shovel? A shovel?
♪ 'Cause I could leave 'em all dead dealin' all that's due ♪
♪ I come in in a funeral and then I come through ♪
- Funeral. (crowd laughs)
- I just said funeral.
♪ What do they have ♪
♪ A tombstone ♪ (buzzer buzzes)
(crowd laughs)
- A grave digger! (crowd screams and applauds)
(bell dings repeatedly) (horn wails)