[splash]
- Children, children, gather round.
Sit!
How about we sing a song?
Children: [positively] Ooh!
[questioning] Ooh?
- What is a so-oung?
- You don't know what a song is?
- [enunciating oddly] Song?
- Vat is that word?
- I don't understand, I'm scared!
- Our father was a boat captain,
we only know discipline!
- And boats!
Children: Boats, boats, boats!
- Oh, my.
You children don't know how to sing?
- Siank?
Vat?
Can we march instead?
[whistle sounds]
[whistle blows]
Children: Marching, marching.
- Marching in a line makes us feel safe!
- No more marching children, sit.
- Sorry, Maria.
- It's okay,
but you truly don't know do-re-mi?
- Who is Do Re?
I thought I was me?
- You are you.
These are notes.
♪ Do re mi. ♪
- Notes, our father is a captain,
we know boats, not notes!
[whistle blows]
Children: Boats, boats, boats, boats, boats!
- Children, relax!
Sit!
A song is simply words put to music.
Children: [positively] Ooh!
[questioning] Ooh?
- Vat's mus-nik?
- Mus-noose-nik?
- What is that word?!
- I'm scared again!
- Maybe we just march!
- Really?!
You've never heard of music?
Oh, you poor children.
- Oh, is that like when father blows his whistle?
[all blow whistles]
[whistle blows]
- Liesel!
- Friedrich!
- No, no, stop!
Stop it, stop it.
I can't believe how deprived you've all been,
music is what I live for.
- Are you saying we haven't lived?!
- I haven't lived?!
- We have wasted our lives marching in a line!
- I'm a failure!
- No, no, no, of course not!
It's fine, children.
It doesn't matter.
- It doesn't matter!
Liesel: Oh no!
- She's disrupting our worldview!
- Nothing can save us!
What if we marched?!
[whistle blows]
Children: Marching, marching.
- Boats!
- Children!
Relax!
Calm down, sit!
Here, listen.
[strums guitar]
Isn't this nice?
See?
- This isn't so bad.
Maria: As long as you have each other,
and love in your hearts,
everything will be fine.
- Love?!
- What is lao-ove?!
- It's inside our hearts!
- Get it out!
Get it out!
- Our father's a captain!
- Ve only know boats!
- And discipline!
- Just forget about it!
I won't teach you kids anything new, okay!
- You promise?
- I promise.
Listen, I'm going to do something,
and if you want to repeat it, feel free.
[clears throat]
♪ Do re mi fa so la ti do. ♪
Children: ♪ Do re mi fa so la ti do. ♪
[clapping]
- Excellent, you did it children!
That's music!
[children screaming]
[shouting indistinctly]
[alphorn bellows]
- Ricola!
Maria: Do you know what rhymes with do re mi?
Studio C.
Children: [protesting]
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Children: [deep inhale]
Gretl: Oh, okay.
Children: [agreeing]