[THEME MUSIC]
Yo, New York governor, Andrew Cuomo,
who used the n-word has sent hundreds
of extra police officers to catch subway turnstile jumpers.
And it's been a shit show.
So this weekend, New Yorkers took to the streets to protest.
Right.
It was close to a four hour demonstration
against the police that ended here, peacefully,
at the Barclays Center.
Shout out to Maggie Hickey.
Know what I'm saying?
CREW: Magee. - Magee.
Magee?
- Magee Hickey. - It's not Maggie?
No. It's Magee.
- It's Magee Hickey? - Magee Hickey.
- She been on the news. - Na.
Stop, bro.
She's been on the news for--
That's an autogenerated Xbox gamertag, bro.
That is not a real name.
Bro, she's been on the news forever.
Magee?
Yes.
She's been-- she's a veteran.
All right.
She's no Maurice DuBois.
[LAUGHTER]
[DEMONSTRATORS CHANTING]
MAGEE HICKEY: Chanting, "NYPD--
how do you spell racist?"
That's doesn't rhyme.
- That's not even-- - That's why I couldn't be--
I'm like, come on guys.
We got to workshop that.
Right?
At least they weren't like the classics,
like "No justice, no peace."
I be like, NYPD, y'all smell like pee pee.
We'd be like, we start small.
You know, we work it up.
Ah, shout out to our white ally with the Black
Lives Matter sign.
THE KID MERO: Mad big.
That's should be like, I'd be on the court, smoking
a bowl like, thank you, m'lady.
MAGEE HICKEY: Close to 1,000 people
marched through downtown Brooklyn,
protesting both the police and the MTA.
Yeah. That's what they use.
It's like, hey.
We're gentle.
Like, we're not going to use the metal ones.
Those shits hurt worse than that--
- Uh-- - You know what?
No.
[LAUGHTER]
High key.
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
DESUS NICE: You know the cops was like, (BROOKLYN ACCENT)
ah, let them do what the fuck they want.
Yeah, who gives--
Eh, I'm not listening to you.
(BROOKLYN ACCENT) Oh, yeah.
How do you spell racist?
Fucking suck my dick.
Get out of here.
[LAUGHTER]
Fucking bozo.
You think I'm going to paperwork for you, Jose?
- Yeah. - Yeah, right.
(BROOKLYN ACCENT) You thought!
(BROOKLYN ACCENT) So slow down, pal.
I'm enjoying my hot chocolate.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey, Bob, you need another bear claw?
- Yeah - Yeah, let's go.
(BROOKLYN ACCENT) Let's warm it up.
Put it on the third rail.
[LAUGHTER]
Oh.
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
Yo, this is New York City.
So all it takes is one dude to be like, yo, nah, fuck that!
No, fuck y'all protest!
Beat the fuck outta here!
And this dude with like dusty construction clothes
on and shit-- he's like, yo.
I been busting down sheetrock for 10 hours.
Fuck outta here!
I'm trying to go home.
Yo, it's No Nut November.
[LAUGHTER]
Y'all making me aggie!
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
Yo, look at all these out-of-towners, not
even knowing how to fucking--
yo, you grab the side.
And you go like this, my G. That's it, very simple.
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
Look.
Yo, shorty needed help!
How do you need assistance?
It's a little harder to hop a turnstile
than most people realize.
God damn!
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
[LAUGHTER]
He was like, blue lives matter.
[LAUGHTER]
Damn.
Aw, not even official.
Aw.
Not official.
That's literally one of the most
embarrassing things that can happen to you, as a New Yorker.
Ugh.
PROTESTER: He paid the fare!
- You paid the fare! - Isn't it the reverse?
You should've been like, yo, pay your fare.
THE KID MERO: He paid!
Let's get him!
[LAUGHTER]
What are you going to do?
Someone grab that Boomer!
Yeah!
[LAUGHTER]
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
This just looks like a New York workout class.
[LAUGHTER]
Start my underground Zumba classes tomorrow.
They're going to sell like, fucking Pelotons.
There'll be a turnstile at home.
Like, yo.
[LAUGHTER]
Hey.
Hey, asshole. - Ah!
5 more.
Yeah!
PROTESTERS: Suck my dick.
NYPD, suck my dick.
THE KID MERO: Yeah!
Jump to the Bronx chapter.
Something tells me they weren't invited, originally.
[LAUGHTER]
They just showed up.
Like, oh, we saying fuck the cops?
All right, look. Bet.
Let's get it.
[PROTESTERS CHANTING]
DESUS NICE: OK, low key, this is a great song.
That shit slaps.
Yo.
Low key, I want to hear a future on that.
Internet, you know what to do.
[THEME MUSIC]