[BEEPING]
What's today?
No, no, no!
Is it trash day?
No!
Stop!
I can't miss it again!
Hey, Mr. Trash Man, wait!
[MUSIC PLAYING]
Wait one second!
Hold on!
Just wait!
Wait!
Ah!
Slow down!
I said I'm coming!
Four weeks of trash really piles up on you.
No!
Hey, neighbor.
Hey, Bradley.
Hey.
Congrats, man.
On what?
You guys are pregnant.
I found the test in your trash can.
[KNOCKING]
Hey!
Hey, is that blueberry cream cheese?
Oh, man, it looks delicious!
You're not answering your phone.
Figured you'd see this.
I saw your wife leave for work this morning.
Her front left tire looks a little low.
I'm going to leave my air pump in your garage.
No need to send me the code.
I saw you type it in earlier.
Don't worry about returning the pump.
I'll come pick it up while y'all are sleeping tonight.
[WHISTLING]
Hey!
That's a nice floor you got there, Don.
What did I tell you about blowing your leaves on my lawn?
Don't you point that thing at me, Don.
Don, Don, don't you do it.
Don.
[BLOWER HUMS]
Oh, my goodness!
Stop, Don!
I don't want to-- no, no, no, no you don't give me your leaves!
No!
Oh, you've done it now.
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[GASPS]
Hey, Don, you asked for it!
Ah!
[TAPPING]
What is that?
Not again.
Take that you stubborn nut.
[ENGINE REVS]
Oh, there we go!
That's what I'm talking about!
Hey, Dave, listen to this baby purr!
[ENGINE REVS]
[SAW VIBRATES]
What's that, Billy?
One, two, three, four!
[ROCK MUSIC]
Yeah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yeah!
I hate this neighborhood!
Ah!
I just don't know how I feel about this.
I'm so glad you guys were able to make it, Mr. Cody.
Oh, it is so good to see you guys.
Welcome.
Come on in!
Would you like to perform our inaugural dinner shouts
that we do every meal that we sit down
together as a family shouts?
Shouts?
[YELLING]
Woo?
Woo.
Yeah.
Thought it might be nice if Bertha did
a little bit of entertainment.
Whoa.
[LAUGHS] Whoa.
Whoa.
Wow.
Oh, Johnson, your toenails are poking me.
Look how long those are.
Oh, where'd it go?
That's all right.
We won't worry about that.
Dinner theme is you just take a piece
that you want and then now--
Thank you so much for dinner.
We'll see you when we see you.
Yup.
Yeah.
When we see you.
You can have the parting gift.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
Thank you.
Did you think they were kind of weird?
Yeah.
Me too.
[WHISTLING]
[ROOSTER CROWING]
What in the world?
[SHEEP BLEATING]
Hey, neighbor.
[DONKEY BRAYING]
Pretty good day for plowing, huh?
How'd you get this approved by the HOA?
Who's the HOA?
You know, the Homeowner's Association.
Oh, man, I don't live here.
We're just renting.
What are you talk--
do your landlords know about this?
We only have one lord--
Lord of the Land.
Lord of me and you, man.
Hey, you want a tomato?
[GASPS]
Chickens are laying the eggs early.
You want it?
No, man.
I'm sorry.
Your dog want it?
No, we're good.
You know how much protein are in these things?
Oh.
[BANGING ON DOOR]
I'm coming.
Hold on.
Extreme Lawn Services.
Can I mow your lawn?
I'm really responsible and raising money for a good cause.
What are you raising money for?
I don't know.
My mom just told me to say that.
You know what?
I like you.
I'm going to give you a shot.
How bad can it be?
[CAT SCREECHES]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
No!
Get away from my tree!
How much, $100?
$300.
Go.
Just go.
No tip?
No.
No tip.
Don't come back.
No!
Why will this grass not grow?
[TIRES SCREECH]
Yeah.
Sir, can I help you?
No, I'm good.
Where are you headed?
I'm going to my friend's house, two houses down.
Why aren't we parking in front of your friend's house?
Yeah.
It seems silly.
You're not going to believe this,
but he hates when people park in front of his house.
Oh, I actually can believe it.
I appreciate the car wash.
Yeah.
What is happening right now?
Let me guess.
Ronnies?
Love your place.
Yeah, Ronnies.
Are you--
Yeah.
Ronnie flips out when you park in front of his house.
You got a whole street to park in!
Wow this hail is insane.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
How's it going?
Name's Mike Clancy, Heaven or Hail Roof Repair.
Wow.
It is really hailing out there.
It is.
It's nasty out here.
Yeah.
It looks like you're currently experiencing some hail damage.
This is mostly where the roof damage is coming from.
You can see right here it's mostly coming from up top.
Bit ole basketball sized hail start coming down,
and I said, oh, hail.
Your car is parked out there, too.
Now, I don't do car repairs or windshield repairs.
No worries.
Get up on the roof, though.
I think one of my cousins works up at Jiffy Lube.
All right.
Let me know.
And he can get you hooked up.
Appreciate it.
Just let me know.
Yeah.
Got to show you my new golf cart.
Dude, this thing looks awesome!
Not this one.
What are you talking about?
[BEEP]
No way.
Yeah.
Just hang on.
Wow!
Welcome to my collection.
For game day.
Oh.
Go, Cowboys.
Stormtrooper.
Oh, I love Star Wars.
Black tie, red carpet.
Nice.
It's from Denmark.
Which one is the new one?
Oh, this one.
Hop in.
It's got a table.
Look at the sun roof on top.
Oh, and it swivels!
Got a table, back up camera.
Starting to feel like a club car commercial.
It is.
Oh, nice.
[LAUGHS]
Ah, car!
Car!
[HORN HONKING]
Come on!
Hey, game on!
Game on!
[HORN HONKS]
Car!
That's Miss Jackson.
Hello.
We're back!
A minute 10 left on the power play!
[HORN HONKS]
Car!
That's a car!
[KNOCKING]
Hey, Mark.
Hey.
I was going to see if I could borrow an egg.
Yeah, that's fine.
Well, here you go.
Take your pick.
When are you going to bring them back.
You said you're borrowing them.
[LAUGHS]
Hey.
Hey, Dave.
Yeah.
My mower is broke.
And I was going to see if I can borrow yours.
Just meet me around back.
No.
I'll wait right here.
If you can just wheel it right in, that'd be great.
I'll just take it right here and go to the yard.
On the rug?
Yeah.
Hey, Dave.
Good to see you.
Yeah.
Hey, can I borrow your TV?
Huh?
[KNOCKING]
Ooh, double knock.
Huh?
Hey, sorry.
I need to borrow a bedroom, not for me.
My in-laws are in town.
They just need a place to lay low.
I personally don't like them, but most people do.
[BEEPING]
Oh.
Hey, Dave.
Didn't know you were home.
What are you doing?
It's all right.
I just got to borrow some power.
Our electricity went out.
By the way, this outlet on the porch isn't working.
Come on, kids!
Get your ice cream!
All right!
Here we go!
And one Vanilla Fruity Pebbles.
Have a great day.
Next up?
How's it going?
Can I get a Choco Taco?
Yeah.
That'll be-- how much money you got?
Should be enough.
I got a--
What do you have, $50?
Yeah.
That'll do.
No, no, no, but how much is it?
One Taco Choco!
That's not even the name.
It's called a Choco Taco.
Hurry quick.
Hurry quick before it melts.
Oh, thank you, sir.
That's not a Choco Taco.
What kind of scam job is this?
Next!
I paid $45 for this. $50.
I never gave you change.
Hey, little buddy, what do you want?
You're a fraud!
I'm not a fraud.
Why are you raging, sir?
Sir, calm down.
Are you that rage guy?
That's him.
You are.
You are that rage guy.
My kids watch everything you do.
I just paid $45--
I'm not--
You're the worst example ever.
Go.
It's ice cream.
Go.
Chill out.
Get out of here.
This isn't over.
Go!
This is not over.
You're a bad example.
Hey!
Ow!
Get out of here!
Just go!
Ow!
This is where that little fungus sniffer lives.
Wow.
Choco Taco sales must be through the roof.
It's go time.
[YELLS]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
[GLASS SHATTERS]
[SCREAMS SILENTLY]
I'll give you a fraudulent Choco Taco.
Oh.
Ooh, that's fresh.
I was going to use my own.
Oh.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Whoa!
Is that fire?
It's fire!
Oh, it's poop!
Who punked me?
I've been punked!
Ah!
Oh, no!
Oh, the crunchies.
It's the rage monster!
The rage monster!
No!
Why?
[DOGS BARKING]
Hey, did neighbors get a new dog?
I hope it grows out of that phase.
[DOGS BARKING AGGRESSIVELY]
Whoa.
Golly.
[DOGS BARKING]
Is that a pack of wolves?
[DOGS BARKING]
You've tried selling?
Three times.
[DOGS BARKING]
[MIMICS BARKING]
How you like that?
You don't get a yard like this by mowing.
How'd this one get past me?
It's very important to fluff your leaves.
These Nerium oleanders are really
taking a beating this year.
I'm watching you, leaf.
Get off my lawn!
What in the high heavens is Billy celebrating now?
It's National Hot Dog day!
Hey there, Frank.
You want a Frank?
[LAUGHS]
Here you go, little girl.
That's actually a choking hazard.
No, no, we're going to pass.
Maybe on PB and J Day.
You just missed it.
That was April 2, you Nimrod.
All right, Billy.
Enjoy that wiener!
Yeah, I will.
Larry, you forgot your hat!
Lemonade for sale!
Hi, girls.
I'll take a glass, please.
And how much is it going to be?
$25.
$25?
We have Venmo.
What's your Venmo?
@BigKidLemonadeGirls.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, it does show up.
I'll do the pink lemonade, please.
OK.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Here you go.
That'll be 100 bucks.
Well, I Venmoed you.
Pull up your phone.
It'll be on there.
We don't have a phone.
What do you mean?
Who did I just Venmo $25 to then?
Am I on a prank show?
Yeah!
[LAUGHS]
I'm making brownies.
You don't have brownies here--
I could just borrow that.
I don't
I can give you the eggs back.
No, I don't.
But I--
Do you have cookies or anything?
Like, something just sweet.
It's not a bakery.
It's just a house.
Big ask coming your way here.
Could I borrow your TV?
Saw yours was a 60.
We got the Super Bowl party coming up.
I just didn't know if I could--
O LED is so bright, too.
That's the thing.
Those colors just pop.
Can you help me just, like, pull it down?
No.
I'll wait--
[LAUGHTER]