Well, hello, ladies and gentlemen and everyone watching
I am your host the report of the week and thank you for checking in. So every single day I get asked lots of questions
Be that on YouTube through the comments on Twitter or Instagram
Or even on patreon I should say obligatory good way to support the channel patreon.com/thereportoftheweek
But I get lots of questions asked to me so we decided all right
Let's take a few of them and the let's provide those much-needed answers and secrets to the universe
This is by far. I mean a 100% guarantee
most interesting video of 2019 coming your way
so first and foremost
lets us get right into the questions first ones are from some of our supporters at patreon if you weren't a
Youtuber what kind of job would you have now?
That's a good question because with YouTube everything kind of just evolved naturally
but what I believe I'd probably be doing if I wasn't doing the YouTube is maybe some sort of work in radio or
Broadcast and right now on the side. I do some consulting work for
international broadcast
but I'd probably maybe devote more time to radio or communications but in the end who's really to say
You know
Sometimes you have this image in your mind that you're gonna do one thing and then it ends up being totally different
If you were somehow able to change one thing about the way we live
Or the way, the world is now what would you choose to do? And why now, that's a serious question
I would try and change it so that people could be maybe a little bit more caring made out a little more
Just having that that care toward other people in the world
I think would go a long way and I think it would really improve the world and such such massive ways
but otherwise
You know if it wasn't really meant that way in regards like a characteristic of people
that I would change its that fast food overall would taste better because I mean it is it is going down a slippery slope and
I hope that it definitely gets better quality wise soon
What did your favorite birthday cake look like I was always a big fan of cookie cakes for birthdays
I just think they taste the best
I mean, that's just my two cents like no ice cream cakes and all that is pretty good
Sometimes it gets overwhelming. So I always like cookie cakes and that's always my favorite by far
Going over to YouTube to a few comments this one. I've been getting a lot lately. When are you gonna try the impossible?
Whopper right now. It is being released only in select locations as a test though. I think they did say later in the year
They are going to try to do a national release
so when it is released nationally whenever that ends up being be that in August or
You know September or maybe in in February maybe February. I don't know 17
Years 3002 I'll be there and I'll make sure I try it out when it is released
You're almost as white as your shirt. Are you a ghost?
Only on Thursdays 4 p.m. To 9:30 p.m. Eastern Time
Why does he look like a squirrel from?
Don't think I've ever really gotten that one before I've gotten called a groundhog from Chernobyl a couple times but never a squirrel from Fukushima
Well, if I do look like a squirrel that was radioactively contaminated
I will sport that look with pride and I will say I am a proud
Fukushima squirrel, so no harm no foul. And if that's just the way that I look that's the way that I look
And then this one gets asked to me too
Sometimes I guess it's Jax says are you a character or are you real? I
was trying to mimic the little
yellow ball with the three
ovals and then the pink I
Don't know if that's a shower cap or if that's it's brains or whatnot and my character or am I real?
Why are you I was like to say is what you see is what you get
In so much that you know, it's me. It's on on the now, of course like during certain reviews and certain things
I'm more boisterous and bombastic than other times what I always like to defer to because I think it's just the best thing is
If you want to see more of me aside from lets us say the food reviews then check out my podcast
It's something that I do each and every Thursday
You could find it youtube.com/vorwpodcast and it's a good way to just hear my take on various
current events moral philosophical
topics just
Random stuff suggested by the listening audience, but it is just a good way to see things really beyond the food reviews
So that's where that stands
What's your favorite color and why?
Easily it is black black is my favorite color. I just think it's so well looking so sleek. Very refined. It just goes up
So much. I just really like the color black otherwise gray is good. You know, I'm going with a gray suit right now
I always am a fan of like the subdued colors like I mean right now you look at what I've got on
Right. I've got this darker gray suit, even though I have the red tie going
It's not really like a bright red. You know, it's like a darker red and I just like these subdued colors be that
gray, of course certain shades of blue
of course even certain shades of red and
You know all of those all of those colors are nice
I just don't like the extremely loud colors, but they do work in some aspects
Hey review, brah. I found your lost brother. And then they
have a side-by-side comparison of
Two guys they're
The guy on the left is not my long-lost brother at all. I'm sorry
Sometimes you get a lot of cases of mistaken identity where you know
Someone will post a picture and they'll say oh, yeah
This looks like you or it's just related
But the guy on the left there that is that is not related to me at all
You can see you the eyes compared to me on the right. They're way too light. So that's a dead giveaway
Facial structure is all wrong
Hair is totally different
The hair color is off. So I don't know who that guy is on the left there
But that is not my long-lost brother at all. I'm afraid I'm afraid to disappoint you there, but that just is not
No relation, no similarity. I
Do have a Whataburger close to you?
Unfortunately, I don't those are some places that I've always wanted to try
But I have never had the opportunity to do so a three places that get suggested to me a lot are
Whataburger
Jack-in-the-box and in-and-out burger. Those three are really like pretty big West Coast
maybe central u.s. Chains to some extent and
Unfortunately, none of those are nearby, but if I was near by any of them, you know
I would definitely try them out. I had the chance to go to in-n-out burger once and it was delicious
So if I get the chance, I'll definitely check it out
This one gets asked from time to time what happens to all the food you don't eat
Now that's a good question. What I usually do is I'll collect the scraps and
Whether it's in the wrapping, you know, it's container or not. I'll usually collect the scraps
I'll gather them and over time
I'll build them all into a giant nest
And then I'm lay down on top of it and that's where I'll sleep when I get tired
Esteban wants to know were you raised by your grandparents? No, I wasn't that's another frequently asked question
I was very close to my grandmother when I was quite young
But I was never raised by my grandparents at all. You know, it's just a good relationship
but of course some people see the way that I look in the way that I dress and I'll say oh you had to be
Raised by your grandmother your grandparents or whatnot
But I was not like I said, you know really good connection
but I I never was yeah the way I look is just the way I look that's just how I
Choose to present myself, and that's where that stands, you know, if for some reason I just wanted to wear graphic tees all day
That's what I would wear. I just enjoy the suits because that's what really makes me happy
And that's just what my attire of choice is. Oh
righty
Have you ever tried? Um
A sack of toenail sandwiches. If not, you're missing out
No, I never had I'm afraid I've never tried them
I have heard the reviews for them and I've seen people, you know, make the recipe and try them out
I never had the chance to try out the the
sack of toenail sandwiches going onward
What did you do to your hair in the most recent Papa John's review? So what I did
Was I wanted to try to you know, do it up a little bit differently for a release
So I took the pepperoni because it's a very greasy, you know, very oily pizza
You know how the pepperoni can be and I kind of before I filmed that
I've rung out some of the excess grease and then I've ran it through through my hair like that
So it may not have had that hold or shine that Brylcreem usually does but it was included for maximum flavor
absorption you
Can go with that if you want in reality, I just didn't I didn't put anything in my hair that day
But if you would rather go with the pepperoni approach, you know
If you want to believe that and go for it
You can just say yeah review but I just put a lot of pepperoni oil in his hair for
Some reason you can go for that one. But really I just didn't put anything in my hair at that time
meow or roof
That's in regards to the dogs and cats, you know
Well, I do I don't have anything against dogs. I do have a preference toward them and
You know, I'm just more of a cat person than a dog person, but it's like I say, ahh, I detest
Dogs not at all. Dogs are fine
And you know, you just really got to show those dogs that love care and attention that they need
You know, so you have to be very attentive and have that high energy to properly care for a dog
So, of course, I I just prefer cats but dogs. Don't bother me in the least
What type of music do you listen to?
I'm really open to any genre. So I mean I listen to something that's popular right now on top 40 radio
I
and
you know any era any genre, of course, I have my preferences like my favorite stuff is
Indie rock alternative rock post-grunge and I love oldies classic rock, but really I mean, I'm open to anything
Like a last few days. I've kind of been going on a Paul Simon kick
I just like his sound but you know, I'm open to anything back when I used to really do the music show
I don't get so many requests of different genres and eras and it was just a lot of fun to be able to see
All these different types of music, so I'm really open to anything
Have you been recognized in public slash getting food by fans, how do you react a while ago
I made a video about getting recognized and pretty much holds true where if someone stops me and recognizes me
I'm completely fine with that. That doesn't bother me at all. All is good
As a matter of fact, you know if someone wants a picture that's totally fine
the only thing of course is that it's little unnerving unnerving when you see people trying to take you know, like a
of you that that's never fun. So as long as there's just good will and
You know, everything will be alright, everything will be fine
I have no problem with getting recognized as a matter of fact the other day
There was some car troubles and I was broken down on the side of the road
In the middle of the night and the tow truck driver
Recognized me from YouTube and he wanted to get a picture and I said, oh absolutely, you know
Just make sure the lighting is good and all will be well
And I'm not I'm not that doesn't bother me one single bit and the last question coming in from Jason
Panera Bread
paninis
I'm sorry, so I can't even give me an answer there because I just don't know what that is in regards to its size or
relation
There to so I'm sorry. I cannot give you an answer there. I'm just not qualified
To give such a statement to them
I don't feel myself qualified on such matters when I really don't know what's being talked about
So with that hope this video was enjoyable. If you have any questions that you would like to ask me
I just leave it as a comment, you know, just comment go. Go ahead
You have nothing to lose by asking and you never know. Maybe I'll make another video
Covering whatever is asked. Thank you for watching. Take care, and I'm your host the report of the week