[Wheezy Waiter intro]
What do you want me to sing?
- (shouting) Bananas!
Bananas. Alright.
[Music begins]
Bananas, bananas.
They're sitting on the fridge.
Bananas, bananas.
They look just like a bridge.
Bananas, bananas.
You can throw them on the floor.
Bananas, bananas.
You can not throw them on the floor.
Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Potassium.
Coats my belly.
When I wake up
with coffee cup and Regis and Kelly.
Oooooh
how it feels
to be buried in the peels.
Bananas, bananas.
They grow out of the earth.
Bananas, bananas.
Shaped like expecting birth.
Bananas, bananas.
You can eat them all at once.
Bananas, bananas.
Here's an unsuspecting dunce.
[Music continues]
Oh, a banana peel!
Bananas, bananas.
You can make them into bread.
But if you eat too much, you'll be banana dead.
Bananas, bananas.
They help you count your time.
One banana, two banana, three - no, that's a lime.
Oooooh!
How it feels
to be buried in the peels.
Oooooh!
How it feels
to be buried in the peels.
[Crowd cheers]
So, last night I asked Hank...
if I could be on the main stage
so I could have the opportunity to
divulge my seventeen deepest, darkest secrets.
[Crowd cheers]
So, secret number one
when I was seven years-
Wait.
I think the coffee's done.
[Crowd cheers]
I love it when the coffee's done.
I gotta go!
Oh my God!
Nerimon?!
Hello? - Oh, big fan, big fan.
I gotta go, gotta go. Gotta get the coffee!
I gotta get the coffee!
Oh! Wheezy!
Hey!
I gotta run - coffee's done. - Oh.
Oh.
- (girl) Hey, jerk!
- Wheezy!
- We meet again!
There's no time!
Sorry!
Coffee.
Coffee!
Craig!
Scratchmybackerman?! What are you eating?
We're brothers!
- No, we're not!
We're brothers!
- No, we're not!
We are brothers!
- You're not my brother!
How'd you get in here?
I'm the king of Vidcon! I can get into every room!
You can take my room
but you'll never take
MY COFFEE!
[scream]
Oh, Craig's not actually coming.
We filmed this yesterday.
I'm just eating leftovers.
[Crowd cheering]
[Crowd cheers]
[Wheezy Waiter outro]
[wink]