- Oh my God, if this isn't the Aussiest order ever.
- Who is getting sugar-free Red Bull?
- But I think I just have something against Zeta
choosing gum as her servo order today.
It just feels like a bit of a troll.
(upbeat music)
- Good day. Today, we are trying each other's servo orders.
- What is a servo?
- A servo is a service station,
although I don't think any Aussie ever says,
"service station."
- Or, as the Americans call it, a gas station.
- It's basically where you go to fill up petrol or gas,
not that I would know 'cause I don't drive.
- As well as a variety of foods, snacks, beverages,
basically anything you could want for like a road trip.
- So this is how it's gonna work.
We're gonna try each other's servo orders,
and we'll rank them out of 10.
The person with the highest score at the end
will be the servo winner.
My servo order is the best because it is filling,
and it'll give you energy
to do whatever you're doing on that particular day.
So, you know, you get a beef sausage roll,
blue Gatorade to give you that beautiful blue energy,
and there we go.
- Hmm. Initial thoughts, initial thoughts.
- This is the most classic servo food order
I think I've ever seen.
- Obviously, the sausage roll was iconically Aussie,
so we're already getting points for that.
- For me, I'm not the biggest fan of sausage rolls.
I know so many people are gonna be like,
"No, Zotti! Sausage roll."
- You need sauce.
Especially with servo hot food, you need sauce.
Otherwise it's just-
- Very dry.
- So I BYO'ed.
- Well, let's give this a try.
(Zeta screeches)
- Mmm. Okay.
That's not as bad as I remember.
- That is just so bad, but it's so good.
- I love the pastry. I love the tomato sauce.
I'm just a little bit funny about the meat inside.
So we all losing points for that.
- Going in for the Gato.
- Mmm. Yes.
Honestly, this is the best flavor of Gatorade.
- I mean, it's just a blue Gatorade, isn't it?
- It tastes like hydration.
- The two don't necessarily pair super well together,
but they're both great snacks,
and I can see if this was someone's favorite food,
this is a perfect servo meal.
- It's a pretty good one-handed snack.
You'd eat it on a road trip.
So it's gonna get an eight out of 10.
- An eight out of 10 for me.
- This servo order, an eight out of 10.
- So my order is the best
'cause it's like the go-to servo meal.
You know, you've got your meat pie, your choccy milk.
Hum, sip. Delicious.
What more can you ask for?
- Oh my god. If this isn't the Aussiest order ever.
This is iconic.
- This is coming in hot.
This is a strong contender
to take out the Aussie's trial today.
- This is what you get when you go to the foodie.
Never in a million years would I buy this from a servo?
How hot is it gonna be? Is it gonna spill everywhere?
It's like, no.
- So this is the meat pie we've got,
and of course, we've got our tomato sauce squeezy thing.
- I just love tom sauce.
- That should do it for the tomato sauce.
This meat is way better than the sausage roll meat.
- All right. It's pretty good.
- And now I gotta wash it down with some choccy milk.
- I've never done this before.
Out of a carton? Yuck.
(Zeta retches)
- Damn. That's pretty good.
(Zeta retches)
- Oh.
- That's yuck.
- I feel like this order is almost on par with my order,
I reckon.
So for that, I'm going to have to give it a 10 out of 10.
Oh my God.
- So I'm gonna give this a 9.5.
- I'm gonna give the meat pie and choccy milk a six.
And that's pretty generous.
- So my order is a spinach roll and a sugar-free Red Bull.
The only reason why I go for a sugar-free Red Bull
is because it tastes better than the regular Red Bull,
in my opinion.
That's the only reason.
- Who is getting sugar-free Red Bull?
Are you joking?
- [Crew] It's Sohan.
- Sohan? I am shocked.
- I don't drink caffeinated drinks anymore,
but I'm keen to try this spinach roll.
- So yeah, let's give this a go.
So there's some tomato sauce.
I'm gonna chuck that on there.
And if you haven't seen any of these,
if you're American or something,
these are like the best just sausage things.
You just sort of squeeze it, and then it sort of...
Fuck. (screen beeps)
That did go on my laptop keyboard.
And now I'm talking soft randomly.
(screen beeps)
I think this is like maybe kind of funny,
but don't show it in the edit
because maybe the IT guys would get mad at me.
(screen beeps)
Let's try that again.
Remember to aim right on the thing.
That's probably what I should've told you guys
and I should've done.
- Um, okay.
- No offense. No offense.
Please don't be offended by this.
This is not a great spinach roll.
- This is not sponsored, but shout out to Herbert Adams,
'cause this is the best spinach roll I've tried
in my whole life.
- As a vegan servo option, great, delicious.
Is it as good as a meat pie or a sausage roll?
I don't think so.
- Red Bull.
I mean, I love the flavor of energy drinks.
I just don't love that they can be harmful to your health.
- Sugar free. I just...
Is this worse than the choccy milk?
Like, maybe.
- Oh. That's pretty good.
(Zeta clicks tongue)
- It's just a Red Bull, isn't it?
- I'd give it a five and a half, just above average.
- So in my very specific,
very well-thought-out scoring system,
I'm gonna give this a seven.
- Not a 10 'cause the drink ain't it,
but this surely deserves a nine.
- So my servo order is all about convenience
and eating it with one hand.
You're on the road. You're driving.
You don't have time to use both hands.
So I get lemon iced tea, yum, some gum, necessary,
and some chippies because we all know I love chippies.
- Literally what?
This is obviously Zeta's order because it's the worst one.
- You got the chips, so two of you, you can share a packet.
- These are so good. Let's just try those.
Giant crinkle-cut, salty, vinegary chips. Stunning.
Amazing.
- Salt and vinegar chips, we know they taste bad.
We're done with that.
- Yeah, iced tea, another classic, very refreshing.
- Lemon flavor, huh?
- Oh.
- You have to go peach or something like that.
I don't know if lemon is a go.
- But then we've got gum.
It's just going to wash away
all of this goodness immediately,
basically assaulting your mouth with mint-flavored stuff,
which is just not what you want
from making a stop at the servo.
- Zeta, I went into this,
thinking I was gonna give you a zero for trash,
for chips and a drink,
but this is actually really practical.
- But I think I just have something against Zeta
choosing gum as her servo order today.
It just feels like a bit of a troll.
- I'm gonna have to give you an eight out of 10
for this one.
I need a little bit more substance, but I would be so happy.
- The chips are a big letdown,
but I mean, overall, I gotta give it a...
- Out of all of the orders that we've tried today,
this might be the weakest link,
but it's still good for these two parts of it,
so for that, I'm gonna have to give this one
a seven out of 10.
(dramatic music)
(drum rolls)
(vuvuzela blares)
- Yay!
Come through, meat pie, oh, choccy milk.
I mean, it's a classic.
What more can you ask for?
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