- You look like you spend a lot of time tied up.
- Oh, yeah.
Maybe not as much as I'd like, but you know,
a measurable percentage.
("In the Hall of the Mountain King" by Edvard Grieg)
- Hi, my name's Cid.
I work in the nonprofit sector.
- Very.
- Women.
- Intercourse.
- No.
- I do.
- Ooh.
What's happening? - What's happening, bro?
How you doing?
- Good, Cid.
- Jim. - Jim?
- Nice to meet you.
- So what you got for me?
What you got for me?
- Man, you look, I mean, you know.
I can't really, hmm.
Do you like food?
- I love food.
Who doesn't love food?
- Do you like bananas?
- Yeah, I mean, like, banana, potassium.
- Are bananas in bed with you often?
- Nah, no bananas in bed.
I mean, one banana.
- One banana.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Give me a hint.
- Um, all right, it's a body part.
- Feet.
- Ah, yeah, man, you got it.
- Nice. - Yeah.
- You got a favorite shoe size?
- Smaller, but I have seen some
very nice looking bigger feet.
- Okay.
When did you first actually participate?
Do you remember what you did?
- Yeah.
I sucked a toe.
- You sucked a toe?
- That was the first thing.
I was like, oh, yes.
That was it.
(laughing)
- The toe was better than the sex?
- No, but it did add to the sex.
Have you ever sucked a toe?
- Yes.
- Ah, then you know.
- Okay, okay, I'm a freak.
- Yeah, you building,
(laughing)
You building your repertoire right there.
- Okay. - Yeah.
- Thank you.
- Hey, nice meeting you, man.
- Nice meeting you.
You got a partner?
- Not one.
- Multiple.
- Yeah.
- I don't even know where to begin with you.
- Go with sci-fi.
- Yeah.
It's weird.
- It's very weird,
that's what I'm sensing.
- [Participant] Yeah.
(laughing)
- I wanna take a good guess.
- All right, I'm listening.
- Is it furry related?
- No.
You're the second person to say that.
- What is it?
- It's oviposition.
- What?
- So it's egg laying.
When aliens or insects lay eggs inside you,
and you carry the eggs.
- You're into that.
- I am into that.
- Oh, this is very interesting.
So they're laying eggs in you.
- Yes.
There's a dildo for it.
You buy the dildo, and then you buy the egg molds.
You put the eggs in the fridge--
- How big are the eggs?
- Yea big.
- And they dissolve?
- Yes.
- Do you do this by yourself or with--
- I haven't found a partner that's cool with it yet.
They're like, eh, that's weird.
- Ah, you've tried?
- Yeah.
- If an alien ever were to lay an egg in you,
- Yes? - Would you keep it?
- Yes.
- You'd keep it?
- Yes.
- Man.
- And then I would ask if they wanted to do it again.
(laughing)
- Wow.
- It was nice to meet you.
- Nice meeting you.
How are you?
- I'm good.
I'm Karen.
- Karen, Cid.
- Cid, nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
(humming)
Do you like boys or girls?
- Men.
Definitely no boys.
- Yeah.
- Boys couldn't have all this.
- You right.
You're powerful.
I feel that.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you, yes.
- Does that play into your kink?
- It most certainly does.
- Are you a dominatrix?
- Mm, partly.
- Partly.
What would it be, specifically?
- It would be role playing.
- You like role playing?
- I like role playing.
- Ah, what's your favorite scenario?
- The lioness.
- What's the lioness' name?
- The lioness' name is Lioness.
- Oh.
Okay.
- I'm a hunter, actually.
- How do you go in for the kill?
- Ooh.
How should I put this?
I put the clink clink on, and you can't get away.
Let's just say they have to put an ice pack on
for about four or five hours.
You know, let the muscle relax a little bit.
Do you role play with your partner?
- Yes.
- Good.
Thank you. - Thank you.
Hello.
- Hey, what's up.
Derek. - Cid.
Do you like being naked in public?
- In the summer, I ride my bike home naked
from work most nights.
- Whoa.
(laughing)
- It's legal in Seattle.
I looked it up.
- What's your favorite body part?
- Cock.
- Not really.
I'm learning the game.
- In general, no one else is involved in it.
- Okay.
So you're a voyeur.
- Autofellatio.
- Autofellatio, nice.
(laughing)
Yeah, why wouldn't it?
I believe you.
Wait, what?
Okay, cool.
(laughing)
When'd you start doing that?
- I was like 13 or 14.
- What brought that up?
(laughing)
- You know, honestly, it was a dream out of the blue.
- Living the dream.
- Yeah.
- Thanks. - Yeah, thank you.
- Hey, what's up, man?
- What's up?
- Good to meet you.
- Cid. - Cid?
I'm Sean.
- Sean.
You look like you spend a lot of time tied up.
- Oh yeah.
Maybe not as much as I'd like, but, you know.
- Do you like BDSM?
- I do, specifically--
- Specifically--
- I'm into female domination.
- Female domination.
- Yes.
I like women to be in charge,
specifically of me.
- You know, I feel like, I agree.
- Right on, man.
Thank you.
My idea of a first date is like,
let's go out to dinner, come back home, clean your bathroom,
and then I hope your walls are soundproofed.
- What are you doing later?
No, I'm just playing.
(laughing)
When did you find out this was your thing?
- I mean, pretty much all my life.
I grew up in a matriarchal family.
For me, that sort of dynamic
where I'm the submissive partner
and a woman is the dominant partner,
that just feels natural.
It was great meeting you.
- Nice meeting you.
- [Producer] What we got?
- Cid. - I'm Taylor.
- Taylor?
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you.
Hmm.
This is gonna be weird, but flatulence comes to mind.
Yeah, lets go with sucking farts out of butts.
(laughing)
- It's breathplay, like choking.
- Oh.
Does hitting come with that?
- No.
- It seems like, you know, ice cream and sprinkles.
- I learned I do not wanna be slapped.
I do not like pain, and I do not wanna be spit on.
I don't like being dirty or wet or anything.
- Thank you.
- Nice to meet you.
- Eric. - Cid.
- Good to meet you, Cid.
What do you think?
- I get a creepy vibe from you.
(laughing)
But I feel like that's your thing, though.
- No. - No?
When did you discover your kink?
- A couple years ago, 'cause tumblr's a thing.
- Ah, so this is some crazy shit.
Does it include pain?
- Sometimes, yes.
- Would you consider it to be adorable?
- Yes.
- Ah, are you a Brony?
- No.
(laughing)
Like a cousin.
- Is it cousins?
- No.
(laughing)
I'm a human puppy.
- A human puppy.
- Mm-hmm.
- So what does the puppy do?
- All kinds of things.
It's not strictly a sexual fetish for everybody.
For me, it's everything.
(laughing)
This helps me get into the puppy space.
- Can I see it on?
- Absolutely.
- Wow.
Do you know any tricks?
- I know some tricks.
(barking)
(confused barking)
- This dog's smart.
This is cool.
Hello.
- Hey, Nick.
- Cid.
You wanna throw me a hint?
(laughing)
- It's a little more essential, I guess,
as opposed to full on sex.
- Is it wet?
- Uh, yeah, it is wet.
- It's wet.
How wet are we talking?
- Like damp?
(laughing)
- It makes me think your kink is wetting the bed.
- No. - No.
- It's not.
My kink is being licked.
- Being licked? - Being licked, yeah.
- By people? - Yes.
Uh, yeah, by people,
and when I'm licked, I have these full body convulsions
- Whoa. - That I go into,
and it's only really licking that does that.
- How many licks does it take?
- It takes one single lick.
- One si6ngle lick?
- Whoa.
Yeah, I'm good.
No, that's just, that's just a lot for me right now.
(laughing)
I wasn't ready.
- Right on. - Cool, thank you.
- Thanks, Cid.
- Yeah.
- You think so?
- Yeah.
I guess I answered it that way,
'cause I defined kinks as something specifically
you're like, I gotta do that to get off,
or nothing else works.
But I guess if we look at it that way,
yeah, I've got plenty.
I think everyone does.
(clapping)