- Ugh!
- Oh my God!
(Jillian exhales)
How are you doing, Joe?
- Alright, alright, let's go.
- No, it's hot sauce!
(Jillian screams)
You know, I'll be fine. I'll be...
- Oh gosh!
- Famous last words. I'm not gonna be doing good.
- They're all crying.
- (Post) Wow!
(Jillian gasps) - Aw.
- I love that show.
- (React) What you ever wondered what Da Bomb felt like?
- I'd love to try it!
- (React) Jair, you okay? (laughs)
- I don't even know how I feel right now.
- (React) Each of you are going to be playing a round of Hot Dumbz!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪ (electricity crackles)
(explosion echoes)
Each of you is going to take a big old bite of a wing
slathered with the infamous Da Bomb hot sauce from Hot Ones.
One you're on fire, and your brain is scrambled,
you'll have 60 seconds
to answer as many elementary-level trivia questions as possible.
- Oh, this is my game, Joe! I love you!
(Jillian laughs)
We like to have fun on this channel guys.
We really do.
- Please do an outtake of how many times he's like
we like to have fun on this channel! - We like to have fun guys!
We, this is...
- (React) I don't think Jair is having fun.
- I'm not. - (React) Are you okay?
- No. - (React) Do you hate me?
- No. - (React) Okay, great!
- Okay! - Let's do Rock, Paper, Scissors.
- (React) Oh, okay, I like this.
- Rock goes first, paper goes second,
scissors goes last.
- Okay. - But you're...
- (React) Wait a minute, what?
(group laughs) - Okay, we'll all pick scissors!
Let's all pick! (laughs)
- (React) Jaxon, you're up!
- Oh! - You were...
(explosion echoes)
- We like to have fun on this channel,
and everything done here is done under the supervision of a medic,
so please don't try this at home.
Oh wow, a smorgasbord.
So these are all thirst quenchers, so like if...
- (React) Heat quenchers if you wanna use 'em.
- Hi, this is Gilbert Gottfried, and we're doing Hot Ones.
- (React) (laughs) Okay, yeah, I'll give it ya, it's good.
My friend, how are you feeling?
- I'm scared. I mean, it's still hot sauce.
I'm okay with hot sauce, but look at how dark that is.
Hot sauce should not be so dark. (laughs)
- (React) Jaxon, are you ready to play Hot Dumbz?
♪ (tense music) ♪ - I guess so,
I mean... (laughs)
- (React) Alright, we're gonna let you take a bite,
and once it sets in, we're gonna start the clock.
- Ugh, okay.
It smells like hot sauce.
- (React) Mm-hmm. - You know, crazy.
- (React) Hot sauce. - You know, a little bit of hot sauce.
Alright.
♪ (tense music) ♪
Hmm.
It's gonna be a problem, let's start this thing.
- (React) (laughs) I'll give it a second.
- Ugh, Jesus. - (React) You okay?
- That wasn't even that bit of a bite, but...
- (React) You good yet? - Oh my God, yeah, go, okay.
- (React) Alright, let's put 60 seconds on the clock!
And three, two, one!
Jaxon, what is the sixth month of the year?
- Uh, January, February, March, April, May, June!
- (React) Correct!
The Princess and the Frog is set in which American city?
- Uh, New Orleans. - (React) Correct!
What is 7 times 6?
- Uh, 7 times 6 is... 42.
- (React) Correct!
Car go beep-beep, train go...
- Uh, uh, uh, honk, honk, no, no, no, wait!
This is gonna, pass! (React laughs)
- (React) Name three states that start with M.
- Mississippi, Maryland, Maine.
- (React) Yeah, correct.
How many inches are in two feet?
- Uh, uh, 24. - (React) Correct!
How tall is Vin Diesel?
- He is um, six feet.
- (React) Incorrect! (laughs) - Okay!
- (React) For one point, dab three times,
and then raise the roof.
- One, two, three, woo!
- (React) No, incorrect, that was not a dab.
- What, wait, why was that?
- (React) Raisins originate from what fruit?
- Grapes! (bell rings)
- (React) How many days are in a year?
- Uh, 365! (bell rings)
- (React) What rhymes with Venus.
- Penis! (bell rings)
- (React) Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- SpongeBob! (bell rings)
- (React) What sound does an elephant make?
- Woo! - (React) No, incorrect!
What are the colors of the rainbow?
- Roy G. Biv!
Red, Orange, Yellow, Green, Blue, Purple!
- (React) No! (laughs) - What, I said Roy G. Biv.
- (React) You did. (laughs)
Are you okay?
- (as Gilbert) That hurts more than a dick's asshole!
(as Hank) Bobby, this is hot.
(as Carl) I don't know if I like that one.
- (React) I think you do a better Gilbert on Da Bomb.
- (as Gilbert) Ah, probably!
(explosion echoes) (React laughs)
- I don't mind spicy things. - (React) Okay.
- But I think my definition of spicy things
is actually very mild, so I'm a little nervy.
- (React) You like Hot Ones though? - I love that show, yes!
- (React) Ooh, okay. - I think it's hilarious, yeah.
- (React) Does the thought of doing Da Bomb,
which is like the biggest cornerstone of the show,
does that make you nervous?
- It makes me nervous, because I don't even get to like,
lead up to it, but that also could be a good thing.
Like when I eat a bag of Hot Cheetos,
the first few are like huh, and then I finish the whole bag,
and I'm like basically crying,
so maybe Da Bomb by itself, like, right away...
- (React) Okay. - Might be okay.
- (React) I like the theory.
We're gonna fly in some treats for you.
- It's the physics! (both laugh)
Oh my gosh!
I mean, it looks amazing. (React laughs)
Could I just like eat the ice cream first?
- (React) You don't get to touch any of that food,
until you take a bite of Da Bomb slathered wing.
- This is it, yeah? - (React) Yep.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (React) How's it smell? - Wow. (laughs)
Yeah, that went up the nostrils pretty good, honestly.
Alright.
♪ (tense music) ♪ - (React) Ooh, she went for it.
Oh my God.
- Is this for the face?
- (React) You have to wipe already? - Uh-huh.
Is it good? (coughs) Oh my God!
(screams)
I really did put crying on command on my resume.
(React laughs)
(laughs) I think this is the trick.
- (React) Yeah?
- Yeah, this is the trick. (laughs)
Oh my God. - (React) Yeah?
- I'm ready, yeah.
- (React) You're good? - Yeah.
- (React) Alright, 60 seconds on the clock!
Jillian, are you ready for Hot Dumbz?
- Yeah, I'm ready.
- (React) Three, two, one, go!
What is the sixth month of the year?
- January, February, March, April, May, June!
- (React) Correct!
The Princess and the Frog is set in which American city?
- New Orleans. - (React) Correct!
What is 7 times 6?
- 7 times 6 is...
(laughs)
7 times 6 is 35.
- (React) No, incorrect! - Wait, what?
42. (laughs) - (React) Car go beep-beep,
train go... - Zoom.
- (React) No! (laughs)
Three states start...
Name three states that start with M.
- Michigan, Minnesota, and Moo Orleans, no...
- (React) Oh no! One more!
You can pass. - Yeah, pass.
(React laughs) What is going on?
- (React) How many inches are in two feet?
- How many inches are in two feet?
- (React) Yeah. - Um... (laughs)
Why am I like delusional right now?
- (React) You gotta hurry!
- Um, 24. - (React) Correct!
How tall is Vin Diesel?
- No idea. - (React) Okay!
For one point, dab three times, and raise the roof.
- One, two, three, raise the roof!
- (React) Correct!
Raisins originate from what fruit?
- I'm sorry, oh, grapes.
- (React) Correct!
How many days are in a year?
- Oh God.
365. - (React) Correct!
What rhymes with Venus? (horn blares)
- Penis! - (React) Correct!
(laughs) That's time.
What's hurting? - Everything.
- (React) Can you explain it some more?
- My whole mouth. - (React) Are you okay?
- No, I'm fine.
I just feel like I'm probably looking really rough.
Oh my God, it's coming from everywhere.
(explosion echoes)
- (React) Do you watch Hot Ones?
- Do I?
- (React) I don't know! I'm asking you!
- I feel like my goal is to get on that show,
'cause I'm on a food channel.
After an episode, I went home,
they were gonna call the ambulance for me,
'cause I didn't eat anything,
and I just had like 20 shots of hot sauce.
- (React) Ugh.
- So that's the hottest I've had.
Mmm, oh. - (React) Ash, everybody.
- (group) Woo! (group applauds)
- (Ash) Thank you, thank you. - (React) Look at that spread!
- Yeah, it smells really hot.
Consume one drop at a time, extreme caution.
- (React) Are you ready? - I think so.
- (React) Alright, let's take a bite.
- Mmm.
♪ (tense music) ♪
- (React) Alright. (laughs) Give me your words.
(food sizzling) ♪ (tense music) ♪
- Alright. (both laugh)
Ugh!
- (React) Alright, are you ready for some trivia?
- Yeah, let's go! - (React) Alright, in three, two, one!
- Ah! - (React) Go!
What is the sixth month of the year?
- June! - (React) Correct!
The Princess and the Frog is set in which American city?
- New Orleans. - (React) Correct!
- Can I drink water, drink water? - (React) Yeah!
What is 7 times 6?
Correct!
Car go beep-beep, train go?
- Zoom. - (React) No! (laughs)
Name three states that start with M.
- Minnesota, Montana, Michigan.
- (React) Correct!
How many inches are in two feet?
- 12. - (React) Incorrect!
How tall is Vin Diesel? - Five feet.
- (React) Incorrect. (laughs)
For one point, dab three times, and then raise the roof.
(bell rings)
Incorrect, you didn't extend the other arm.
Raisins originate in what fruit?
- (whispers) Grapes. - (React) Correct!
How many days are in a year?
- (whispers) 365. (both laugh)
- (React) What rhymes with Venus?
- Penis! - (React) Correct!
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
- Patrick and SpongeBob.
- (React) Oh! (laughs) Incorrect!
What sound does an elephant make?
- Mmmm!
- (React) (laughs) Correct! (Jair laughs)
What are the colors of the rainbow?
- Um...
- (React) You can say pass if you want.
- Yellow, blue, purple, red. (horn blares)
- (React) Incorrect.
(Jair slurps)
Oh no, how are you doing?
(Jair whimpers) (food chomping)
Jair.
Judge's ruling, lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Patrick lives under a rock. - You guys suck.
(React laughs)
It was crazy.
I'm eating celery and yogurt together.
Woo! - (React) Yeah, good job.
- [Censored]! - (React) Good job.
- That was horrible.
(explosion echoes)
- (React) Do you want me to run through the other ones,
just so you can hear 'em? - Mm-hmm.
- (React) What sound does an elephant make?
- Brrrr!
- (React) Oh, you would've gotten a point.
Car go beep-beep, train go?
- Honk, honk! - (React) No!
(both laugh)
Choo-choo!
- Oh, I guess so. (both laugh)
- (React) What do bees make?
- Bzzz? (React laughs)
- (React) No, what do they make?
- Oh, honey! (laughs)
- (React) What do bees make? - Honey.
- (React) Correct. (laughs) Jillian said Bzzz.
(group laughs)
And how many animals can you name
that start with the letter B?
- Um, animals, uh...
I don't even know! (coughs) Oh my God!
My lips are on fire!
- (React) Okay, throw the thing over to the side.
- What, what am I throwing?
- (React) The paper towel.
- Who talked the easiest? - (React) Maybe Jaxon.
- Oh, we love that, good job!
- (React) But it still got him, his face also,
oh yeah, my face was dying, but I was...
- Oh, shit.
- (React) Was it less, was it right on
what you thought Da Bomb would be?
- It's not enjoyable, which made me upset.
I don't mind hot food, at least,
as long as I can like, taste the food.
- Right. - It just was not good.
- (React) So final scores of this game, are you ready?
- Yes! - Yeah.
- (React) Jillian, seven points.
(table thumping)
Jair, eight points! (Jillian screams)
And Jaxon won the game with nine!
- Yeah! - Wow!
- Yes!
- That was close. - That's awesome.
- (React) There was a moment of controversy
that I will throw out here now, it all can come back to me,
I am the judge, but I did not give Jair a point,
because she said both SpongeBob and Patrick
lives in a pineapple under the sea.
- Oh, are you serious?
- Patrick technically... - I was trying to be funny, Joe.
- (React) No you weren't.
- Oh, they're gonna get your ass in the comments for that.
- (React) You know what, that's fine, come get me.
- 'Cause also, he didn't give me the dab point.
- He didn't give me the dab point!
- Dab, dab, dab. - (React) Boom, boom, thank you!
- Raise the [censored] roof. - (React) Boom!
- First, I'm [censored] black, and we don't ever do that shit.
(group laughs)
Don't ever [censored] disrespect me.
He said, boom boom? - (React) Did I disrespect her?
- What the [censored] is that? Boom, boom.
You should've said white dab, black dab.
- (React) Hmm, well?
- That's like asking both of us to Milly Rock.
Jillian, Milly Rock.
(group laughs)
- (React) Guys, at the end of the day, none of it matters,
because train go zoom. (group laughs)
- Train goes zoom.
Honk honk! (both laugh)
- I said zoom. Train goes zoom.
- I said zoom, I was thinking the high speed.
- It zooms past you! I said that, train goes zoom!
(train horn whistles)