Of course we have pizza.
Backing up.
We're in the middle of nowhere!
It's a rock. [crying]
- Now give me some pizza! - Get away!
This one's on the house!
[music playing]
[ringing]
I got it! I got it! Coming!
- Hello? - Oh!
Sorry, sir, we're closed.
Ahoy there, Krusty Krab, how can I help you?
Pizza? Mm. Of course we have pizza.
Mr. Krabs, we don't serve pizza.
We don't deliver.
We don't deliver, but you do.
Can't you just get SpongeBob to do it?
Great idea! Take him with you.
That's not what I had in mind!
Front end... check. Vehicle inspection complete!
Good, then you drive.
I can't. I'm still in Boating School.
Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner.
Shift into reverse, SpongeBob!
Reverse? Oh, yeah, reverse.
Back it up!
Backing up! Backing up! Backing up!
Backing up.
[screaming]
Backing up! Backing up! Backing up!
Backing up.
Well... you backed up. And you know what?
I think we're out of gas.
We're in the middle of nowhere!
Oh, how could this get any worse?!
Well, we can still deliver it on foot.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
♪ The Krusty Krab Pizza Is the pizza for you and me ♪
I think town's this way.
Moss always points to civilization.
You think that we should go that way?
- Yep. - Well, then I'm going this way.
Huh? Squid, wait! I don't think-
Trust me, I know where I'm going.
♪ The Krusty Krab pizza Is the pizza absolutivally ♪
♪ P-P-P-P-Pizza ♪
♪ Do-do-chun-chun-chi-chi Pizza ♪
♪ Do do ba ba ba da Do do do do pizza ♪
♪ Do do do do do do pizza ♪
♪ Do do do do do do ♪
♪ Krusty-Kra-a-aa-yaaayeah Yeah-ya-yab pizza ♪
♪ Is the pizza yeah For you and... ♪
♪ Me-hee-hee-hee-yee ♪
Krab Pizza... for you.
Krus... the Krusshy
and the... Krab... and the... piz and the za...
Sponge, we've gotta eat something.
I heard in times of hardship, the pioneers would eat coral.
No, maybe it wasn't coral.
Maybe it was sand, no, no, mud.
Give me the pizza!
Wait, I remember now. It was coral!
Give it to me!
No, we promised it's for the customer.
You're right. It's for the customer.
Yeah!
Maybe we better check on it, make sure it's okay.
- Well? - Just a peek.
Okay, it's fine.
No, I think I saw something.
Oh, no. I was wrong. It looks okay.
Sure is a fine-looking pizza.
Yeah.
What's that? Is that the cheese?
Yeah.
And the pepperoni?
Yeah.
Oh, looks good, huh?
Wait a second,
I know what you're trying to do, Squidward!
I'm not letting you eat the pizza!
- Give me the pizza! - No!
Don't make me take it away from you, SpongeBob!
Get away!
Get back here, SpongeBob, give me that pizza!
No!
SpongeBob!
No!
SpongeBob!
No!
[panting]
Wait.
No! No!
I want that pizza and you're gonna hand it over
one way or another!
Look, we're saved!
Sure, we're saved. Now give me some pizza!
♪ Saved, saved, saved, saved! Saved, saved, saved, saved! ♪
Yeah, we are saved!
That's just a stupid boulder!
It's not just a boulder.
[sniffling] It's a rock.
[crying] A rock!
[grunting]
It's a big beautiful, old rock.
Oh, the pioneers used to ride these babies
for miles, and it's in great shape.
SpongeBob, will you forget the stupid pioneers?!
Have you ever noticed that there are none of them left?
That's because they were lousy hitchhikers,
ate coral and took directions from algae!
And now, you're telling me they thought they could drive...
...rocks?
I can't wait to see the look on our customer's face.
[doorbell ringing]
Yeah?
Congratulations, sir. Your Krabby Patty pizza is here!
Wow, thanks! I've been dying for one of these. It-
Where's my drink?
What drink?
My drink? My diet Dr. Kelp?
Don't tell me you forgot my drink!
But, you didn't order any-
How am I supposed to eat this pizza without my drink?!
But...
Didn't you ever once think of the customer?!
You call yourself a delivery boy?
Well, I ain't buyin'!
[door slamming]
Sponge?
Sponge? It's okay. Sponge?
[sobbing]
Sponge?
[sobbing]
[knocking]
Another one?
Look, I told your little friend I ain't payin' for that!
Well, this one's on the house!
Did he change his mind?
He sure did. Ate the whole thing in one bite.
No drink?
Nah. Now take me home.
Are you kidding? We have just enough time
to make it back to work!
Work?
Oh, my aching tentacles!
Good, then you drive.
I can't. I'm still in Boating School.
Come on, SpongeBob. It's just around the corner.
- Shift into reverse, SpongeBob! - Reverse?