• From why yawns are contagious to how people first talked to each other without language,
we answer these and other life mysteries • Hello there, my name is Shima, I'll be
reading out the questions and answers • I'm Danger Dolan and I'm here to blow
your mind with truth 10 – Jozen_Frozen_Frost asks, Why do we
have two legs, two eyes, and two ears? , • Actually for the longest time the human
race was hopping around on one foot with one eye, one arm and one ear – but it was really
hard to do just about anything, so one day some guy stood up and said “you know what?
Know what? This SUCKS” and so we all sprouted more limbs overnight, this day would come
to be known as Good Friday, because… it turned out good
• Having two eyes allows for depth perception, the ability to judge the distance to objects.
Having two ears lets us better figure out the direction of a sound, like a train's whistle
or a twig snapping. Having two legs and being able to run upright is an energy-saving trait
passed on from our evolutionary ancestors. 9 – Scriptless Pony of PATREON asks, Why
are yawns contagious? , • It has to do with sexual attraction – you
know when that dreamy guy rocks up to class and for some awesome reason sits next to you?
Be careful you don’t give away how you feel, because a yawn is your mouths way of saying
“AWWWWWWW YEH” • Some scientists think that “catching”
someone's yawn is actually a sign of empathy and social bonding, a way to connect with
others. It's believed that contagious yawning can actually diffuse stress and spread a feeling
of calm throughout a group. • Bet you didn’t know that if you yawn
when you’re flying it’ll make your ears pop
• R..really *yawn* • *gasp* She likes me!
8 – What colour is a mirror? , • Mirrors are actually windows on the opposite
side of the world where an evil version of you lives— *crash*
• R.Dolan: Finally! About time we got out of that bloody mirror.
• R. Shima: Oh! Let me tell you about mirrors. (singsong) They're always the colour that
they reflect, meaning if you see yourself, they're YOU coloured! Hehe... Me colour is
best colour... Hehehehe... • *cough* Actually a mirror is completely
white, but it more prominently reflects anything that is comprised of white light and it reflects
any colour bounced onto it, which is why it’s black when there’s no light as darkness
is technically a colour 7 – levelupone asks, How long would it take
to walk around the entire Earth on foot? , • Not long at all! You just have to take
really, really big steps. In fact, I bet I could get to Russia in five minutes. Always
wanted to visit. Time me! • There have actually been a few people
who have walked around the entire planet on foot, and it took them an average of 11 years,
but you could potentially do it in less time if you kept breaks to a minimum
• Привет! (pr'iv'et – prreev-et; informal “hi”) где туалет? (gdye
toh-ah-LYET; “Where is the bathroom?”) 6 – kirillauzums asks, How has life shaped
Earth—and how has Earth shaped life? , • Earth shaped life with thousands of hands
out of mud, guck, and toe fungus. It took a long time and Earth messed up a few times,
but got it right eventually. • Animals made way for a sprawling ecosystem
to replace the stagnation of a world without life, and humankind has given rise to agricultural,
industrial and technological booms which have indeed taken a toll on the Earth but lead
to achievements and potential advancements never before witnessed
• IT LIVES! … Curse your inevitable betrayal! • We see here another such crowning achievement
• *cough* 5 - Kekrin Network™ | Daily Nightcore Uploads
asks, What would happen if there were no bugs on Earth? ,
• NO BUGS?! How could you think such a horrible thing? If there were no bugs, what would be
in the juicy centre of my scorpion lolly? THINK OF THE CHILDREN! (pants and calms down)
I suppose spiders will work. • It would start a chain reaction whereby
animals that eat insects would starve, and therefore the animals that eat THOSE animals
would run out of food and die – flowers would also cease from lack of pollination
or plant roots would choke without insects tunnelling air pockets into the dirt
4 – Panda Man asks, How many people die in a day? ,
• No ones actually dies. They just go to sleep and when they wake up, they stumble
around since they've been asleep so long. Then some jerk comes through with a bat saying
something about “zahm-bees.” • Over 150,000 people die every day, which
is over 100 people per minute, but thankfully we make up for that with 250 new babies born
every minute 3 – PhanTomato asks, How did people first
talk to each other without language? , • Like this! (makes blubbering sounds and
other weird noises) I just said, “Pass me the stinky cheese that looks like your brother.”
• Speech and language has only been around for an estimated 60-10,000 years with the
earliest language experiment conducted in Egypt by Pharaoh Psammetichus I who allegedly
gave a shepherd two newborn children to raise without language
2 – Elder Rentru asks, Why are there tons of religions and not just one? ,
• (quick, quiet whisper) The voices in my head tell me to follow them, do what they
say, and spread dissent wherever I go. (pause) Is that the same?
• Religions, if you choose to believe in them, are all paths towards God with sacred
texts and messages to guide the way, though a lot of religions believe they are the one
true path, everyone, in their own unique way, are searching for the same thing
1 – D34d P001 asks, Would the world be better without humans?
• Hyu-mans? Huge mans? I see no huge mans. I see a Dol-man. Things must better! So, yes!
• You could point out many ways we drain the planet of resources and harm it, but the
strange thing is nature is adaptable and will survive anything, the world will continue
in one form or another, the real question is would the world be better without stupid
humans so that the rest of us can enjoy our time on Earth for the 5 minutes that we’re
here • You know what? This place sucks.
• Don't even have Smell-O-Vision. The SAVAGES! Hehehehe... Whee!
• I think I'm going to be sick... • This never happened.
• … Agreed.