-Paris! -Hello.
What's up, New York?! -Yeah!
[ Cheers and applause ]
Welcome back. The memoir's out tomorrow.
I want to get to this. I want to talk about
the last time you were on our show,
which I'm so psyched every time you come on.
It's always great.
Last time, do you remember what happened?
-Yes. -Yes.
You -- commercial came, and someone ran out.
Was it your mom? -Yes.
-Your mom ran out and goes,
"Paris, you're wearing two different shoes."
-Mm-hmm. [ Laughter ]
-During the whole interview.
And you didn't know. I didn't know.
No one said anything. But here's the picture of you
before -- before you changed.
This is during one of our interviews.
[ Laughter ]
I -- I have a close-up of just the shoes there,
just so we know. [ Laughter ]
-I don't know how I, like, didn't notice that,
because one is, like, all crystallized
and one is, like, nude. -Did anyone think
that you were doing this on purpose,
like it's a style choice? -They did.
People were like, "Who is the designer?
That's so cool." [ Laughter ]
-That's so funny. That's so good.
But your mom came out and straightened it out.
And so, you changed shoes.
But I just wanted to remind that.
That made me laugh. [ Laughter ]
-Only me. -Only you.
This is the greatest thing to ever happen to you
right here, pal. You became a mom.
-Yes. [ Cheers and applause ]
He is such an angel.
-How is he? -He's the best.
He's the cutest, sweetest.
I'm just so obsessed with him.
My heart feels like it's gonna explode.
-Really? -Mm-hmm.
-And do you just stare at him when he --
-Stare at him. -Right?
-Yes. -That's all you do.
You just go, "Oh, my God. You're a perfect baby."
-It's the best. -It's the best thing.
And mom, Kathy, is loving being grandma?
-Yes. -Yeah, I could just imagine.
-Obsessed. Just showing up all the time, unannounced.
-Unannounced, yeah. -She's, like, in there.
I'm like, "Mom, when did you get here?"
She's like, "Oh, I've been here for hours."
[ Laughter ] -Yeah, just waiting for you
to -- yeah, I got to wait for the baby to wake up.
Now -- you being a D.J., I'm assuming you have
a good playlist for the baby.
-Yes, of course. -You do?
-Mm-hmm. -What is baby into now?
-Well, I actually sang his favorite lullaby is my song
"Stars are Blind." -Really?
-Mm-hmm, yes. [ Laughter, cheers, applause ]
He has good taste in music. -Yeah.
By the way, you were great with Miley.
-Thank you. -That was fantastic.
-I love her so much. She's so cool.
-No, you can't beat Miley Cyrus.
But that was such a surprise.
I had no idea you were gonna come out
and rock it out and do "Stars."
She's a fan of the song? -Yes.
-I love her. -I love her.
-Dude, you guys together. Yeah.
-She is epic. -That was awesome.
Let's talk about -- you have a memoir.
It's out tomorrow. This is a big deal.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Thank you.
-When did you realize that you were ready to write a memoir?
Was it the doc? -Definitely the documentary.
That was the first time that I actually got real
and started just thinking about so many things
I'd went through in my life. -Yeah.
-And it was just time, I feel that, to tell my truth.
-Yeah. It's -- It gets --
the struggle story's in there,
and it gets dark at certain points.
But there's funnier, lighter moments
and things in here that I -- that I never knew about you.
But I think this is, for one example,
you like to do prank phone calls?
-Yes. [ Laughter ]
-I didn't know this about you.
You have a separate phone just for pranking people?
-I do. [ Laughter ]
-Now, how did you do it?
And where did you learn to prank phone call?
Was it something you did in high school?
-My mom taught me. [ Laughter ]
-Your mom pranks people?
-She's the queen of prank calls.
She is so good at it. -Really?
-Yes. -And how do you all react?
Do you hear on the other line, or pick up when she calls,
or speaker phone? -We do it at her house, like,
usually during parties, like, at the end.
Like, we'll all get together in the room and just, like,
have a prank-calling after-party.
-Oh, my God. [ Laughter ]
-And when you do it, do you change your voice at all?
-"Yes, my name is Phyllis, and I like to smoke the cigs,
and I would love to move into your apartment, darling."
-Oh, my God. [ Laughter ]
-I'm just -- "I like to smoke the cigs."
-Yes, I don't know. Someone --
-Why not do that? I love learning that stuff,
because it's funny, it's light.
But you always had a good sense of humor.
And, also, your business brain is phenomenal...
-Thank you. -...to learn about.
And you learn about this.
I also will say, it does get very dark,
for people that don't know you, know you.
-Yeah. -You kind of are in shock,
and you go like, "Wow.
I didn't realize you went through this."
And I'm happy that you're telling your story.
But this is -- a lot of stuff happened to you as a teenager.
And you've actually taken it to -- to -- to Congress.
-Yeah. We've changed laws in eight states so far
and all the way in Ireland. [ Cheers and applause ]
Thank you. Yes.
And now we're going back to D.C. in April to introduce
our new bill to make this federal.
-Come on. This is -- You are so fascinating.
Congrats on this. -Thank you.
-Congrats on this, and congrats on this, too.
-Yes. -I mean, come on.
That's -- it's really the best thing ever.
-My two babies. -Paris Hilton, everybody!
"Paris: The Memoir" is out tomorrow.
Pick it up online, go to Barnes & Noble,
wherever books are sold.
We'll be right back with Collin Morikawa.
Stick around, everybody.