[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
Thanks for inviting me to prom.
Don't be too flattered.
No one else invited me.
So I had to go on Prinder, and you were the only one left.
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
Your prom date is a book?
No, my prom date's the main character of a book.
You can't date the main character of a book.
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
[MUSIC - "LET IT GO"]
[WHISPERING]
What?
You don't need a man to take you to prom.
[CLASSICAL MUSIC]
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
Is that Mulan?
Yeah.
I don't think Rapunzel knows.
(WHISPERS) Wow.
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
(SINGING) I am Moana!
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
[MAGICAL SHIMMERING]
[DISNEY-THEMED MUSIC]
Oh my gosh, you brought Abu.
Yeah, why wouldn't I Aladdin?
No, not your boo, Abu.
Who?
Abu.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
[DANCE MUSIC]
His name's Aladdin.
No, I didn't mean your boo, I mean Abu.
What?
[SIGHS]
Oh my gosh, your monkey, Abu?
(SINGING) 10,000 years can give you such a crick in the neck.
Oh, yeah, Aladdin brought him.
So Rapunzel, why did you cut your hair?
[SIGHS]
OK, this is a literally going to be the most ridiculous story
you've ever heard.
But some guy made me let down my hair from the tower
so he could climb up it.
Do you think I would have let down my hair
if I knew he was going to grab it and use it as a rope?
No.
So yeah, that entire situation left me
with really bad split ends.
So I had to cut it.
Well, looks cute.
Thanks.
It's like, summer bob.
You can like, swish, swish it.
Something.
Not like mine.
Mine's still long.
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
Oh my goodness, hi.
How's your prom going?
Oh, that's good.
You look very handsome.
[MUSIC - BIZET, "HABANERA"]
Ugh, Prince Charming's going to date one of us in the end.
You'll see.
Yes, as soon as we're crowned prom princess
he'll want to date me.
Uh, no.
He's going to want to date me.
No, me!
Ouch!
No, me!
Well, yeah, but I'm trying to say that magic carpets are
hard to ride on.
Yeah, and I'm saying that I could do it with my eyes
closed.
OK, my date's coming.
Hold on.
[SNORING]
Oh, she's still sleeping?
Yeah, again.
[MUSIC - "GIRL FROM IPANEMA"]
Mulan?
No, I'm my guy.
Nah, I'm pretty sure you're Mulan.
If I was Mulan, would I be dressed in a suit?
Yeah, yeah, you would be.
[MUSIC - "LET IT GO"]
Do you want me to go get you some fruit punch?
[GENTLE MUSIC]
OK.
You look so pretty.
Dude, I don't know why my date won't talk to me.
Dude, she traded her voice for legs.
Yeah, but she doesn't have any legs.
Maybe she just doesn't like you.
[SINISTER MUSIC]
[CRASHING]
(SINGING) Hakuna matata!
What a wonderful phrase!
So are you going to like, dance or eat or anything?
I've been staring at the edge of the water
as long as I can remember.
(SINGING) Hakuna matata!
Ain't no passing craze!
That's-- that's not water.
That's punch.
There's water in the punch.
OK.
Rapunzel, you know your prom date's Mulan, right?
No, I'm dating a guy.
Mulan is not a guy.
Mm--
See?
He's wearing a student.
[MUSIC - "HAKUNA MATATA"]
Yeah, Mulan's known to dress up like a guy, remember?
She went down to business to defeat the Huns.
No, my prom date's name is Mikey and we're going to get married.
Yeah, you can't marry someone you just met, so--
Excuse me?
You can't.
Have you guys seen my shoe?
I took them while dancing and I lost one of them.
Sorry.
No.
Darn.
Oh no, here comes me date.
Why'd you agreed to go to prom with him if you're just
going to keep faking sleep to not hang out with him?
(WHISPERS) Because he asked me in front of the whole class
and I couldn't say no without being mean.
(SINGING) Hakuna matata.
(WHISPERS) He's coming.
He's coming.
Hey, I got your dr-- oh, she's sleeping again?
Yeah.
Do you want it?
No, I'm good.
[SIGHS]
Have any of you seen my shoe?
It looks like this.
No.
Gosh, this is going to ruin my whole night.
Cinderella, I spent two days as a frog.
You'll be fine.
[SIGHS]
[MUSIC - "HAKUNA MATATA"]
I have casual clothes on underneath this
so I can sneak out of prom and hang out
with the regular people.
Huh?
Will you try on this shoe?
That's not my shoe.
Please, just try.
I-- I need to find her.
OK.
See?
That's not my shoe.
Darn.
Yeah, I don't know what to do.
She's been sleeping the whole time.
Just kiss her and she'll wake up.
I-- I don't think that's right.
It is.
You can't kiss someone without their consent.
This is so cute, even though my shirt doesn't match my tail.
Yeah, my bra and underwear doesn't match either.
You're good.
But I thought--
[MUSIC - "UNDER THE SEA"]
(SINGING) Under the sea.
Will you try on this shoe?
Sure.
It doesn't fit.
OK.
Will you try on this shoe?
I don't have feet.
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
(SINGING) Under the sea.
Under the sea.
Darn it.
[SIGHS]
Oh, could you not?
Who died and made you queen?
[GIGGLING]
My parents-- did--
in a really tragic boating accident, actually.
It's a little difficult to talk about.
Ariel, Ariel, I think you have a hoarding problem.
No I don't.
This is a thingamabob.
This is whozit.
This is a whatzit, and this is a dinglehopper.
Yeah.
(IN BACKGROUND) 10,000 years can give you
such a crick in the neck.
Hi.
Can you try on this shoe?
[DING]
I don't wear shoes.
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
Oh.
[DANCE MUSIC]
Aw, you look so pretty.
Thank you.
And you look so happy.
You look a little dopey.
You look grumpy.
Why does she keep calling us by our emotions?
Will you try on this show?
Why?
Because I need to know if you're my date.
I'm not your date.
How do you know?
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
Do I look like your date?
I don't know, maybe.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[DANCE MUSIC]
Have you guys seen my shoe?
Ew, no.
No.
Good thing, they're hideous.
[MALICIOUS LAUGHTER]
You guys, [INAUDIBLE].
[CHOIR SINGING]
Really?
You've had my shoe the entire time.
Give it to me.
No.
You must try it on so I know you're really her.
Really her?
What?
We've been dating for like, six months,
you can't remember what I look like besides my shoe size?
Just try it on, please?
Oh my god.
[MAGICAL SHIMMERING]
You really are her.
Seriously?
[CHOIR SINGING]
Everyone, gather round!
We're going to announce the prom prince and princess.
OK, so we counted all the votes.
And the prom prince is--
[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]
Prince Charming!
[UPBEAT MUSIC]
And the prom princess is--
Jasmine!
No, I don't want to be a princess.
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
OK, uh-- the prom princess is--
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
Cinderella!
[GASPS]
What?
No!
[SOBBING]
[GENTLE MUSIC]
Oh wow, this is an honor.
But we're all princesses and I think we all deserve to win.
This is just a piece of plastic.
[SNAPPING]
[GASPING]
Everyone will get a piece.
[CLOCK CHIMING]
Oh, never mind.
I have to go.
[MIC FEEDBACK]
[CROWD WHISPERING]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
[PLASTIC CLICKING]
(WHISPERS) Oh my god.