Last night got complicated
and somehow I managed to ruin everything
so I've been up all night putting this together
because need to know that there is another side to this story
than what people are saying
these are from my last six months at the magazine
yes I recorded them but they were only ever meant for me
now they're all I have that will show you what really happened
[clicks button]
Me, six months ago. First day on the job... obviously
note the smile. (this marker thing is amazing.
it's pretty awesome I can do this right?)
So, today we've got 70's secretarial on the top
ode to Prada 2011 on the bottom
not my proudest moment but I used to document my ensembles on my laptop
when I was particularly...
proud of them
Here I am, people. Label head office. Oh, you know, just chillin in the mother-frickin MOTHERSHIP!
I had no clue.
Okay I'm sorry Duke that is just the way it is going to be.
Percy it's insane. Marsala the color of the year when we do with that?!
Ya that colour is just a sales tool like
social media or expressions join any form whatsoever. Marsala is the color
divorcees paint their condos. It says sad. It says tired. It does not say fashion.
ok, bottom line
Pantone is putting a lot of coin into promotion the color is going to be all
over the runways the season
so just think about adding the color to your collection okay?
Ride or die buddy! What is that?
When did the depression hit? Hi, I am the new assistant
Ella.
OH! Ella! I totally forgot you're starting today I'm
I'm Percy, Labels associate fashion editor - I did your
phone interview. It is so lovely to match a face
and...outfit
to a voice! Here's Rumi and Duke.
Hi, hello I'm I'm so excited to work with you guys! I'm actually Label's
like, biggest fan. Like was never heard that before... Sorry?
She said she really loves your pinafore
Are they editors too?
No...GOD no.
We need to bring up to speed Ella. Uh, they're actually designers
we actually four of them at the magazine right now. They're part of Labels first-ever
designer pilot program. Oh, and here are the other two designers now
Andy and Janis. Percy can we please do something about that God damn elevator?!
Andy, for the last time I cannot control which floor the elevator is on
before you press the button
Oh honey... the studio is not open to the public please book it back to the nunnery.
And this is my new assistant
Ella. ...Oh you're serious...
Oh! Oh my God!
Jan Jan the nightmare is over!
and by the Queen of Hearts no less!
Oh look she is so ecstatic!
We have literally been dying since our last assistant bailed. Oh well I'm happy...
SO Janice and I need our lattes at around 8:30 a.m sharp every day no excuses no
substitutions. Me no coffee me no likey!
Okay? And I've got about a trillion fabric orders that needed to go out like
yesterday so if that could be priority numero uno that'd be great.
Thanks. Ooh, aside from the magazine profile shoot, that's priority number 0.5 -
- You should really be writing this down...
You know, it is just so
good to have an assistant again
Sorry...I'm. I'm your assistant...right?
...actually I was screwed.
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