- Orange, would you quiet down!...
Hey, actually it's already quiet in here. Sorry, Orange.
Orange?
Hey guys, anyone know what's up with Orange?
- Oh, that's not our Orange. I signed ours up with an exchange program to a kitchen across town.
I hear the foods there don't talk.
- How'd you get him to do that?
- (Orange flutters lips)
And that's how I got the world record for longest motorboat. Any questions?
(crickets chirp)
Yeesh, you guys win for the lowest attendance record.
Perfect! Hey! Hey, Apple!
Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey!
Hey! Hey, Apple!
You! Red guy! I'm talking to you.
(inaudible) fill you in, I'm supposed to yell stuff at you until you get annoying. That's the whole shtick.
(grumbles) Okay, fine! If you aren't gonna talk, I'll talk for you.
Hey! Hey, Apple!
What?
Now you're getting the hang of it!
Hey, Apple! Yeah? What do you want?
You look fruity.
Wha, wha... I do look fruity. What a thoughtful observation, Orange.
Yeah, this guy gets it.
The Observant Orange, that's what they call me back in my home kitchen.
Don't forget, you're orange too.
You're right! I am an orange!
They should call me The Orange Orange!
You know what? I think this kitchen will do just fine.
Hey, Orange. Yeah, best buddy? I can see you're quite a-peel-ing!
(laughs) Good one.
Hey, Orange. Yeah? I don't wanna die.
What?
No! Apple! I didn't even say knife!
Oh, this is all my fault. How am I supposed to keep watch?
I failed you! I FAILED YOU, MY FRIEND!
Hey, Pear.
No!
Dude, you gotta save the others, Orange!
He's right! Guys, you gotta get out of here!
What are you doing? It isn't safe here. Go!
Wha? Where am I? Who said that?
Oh no!
Lemon That's Kinda Similar to Grandpa Lemon, But Isn't Actually Grandpa Lemon!
No!
Inanimate Marshy!
Eh, I could deal with that one.
Orange, I'm scared.
No! No, Passion! Anyone but her, please! I'll do anything!
Orange, there's something I've always wanted to tell you.
What? What is it?
I love...
Nooooo!
- Aw, does he really have to go?
- Unfortunately, yeah. (inaudible) program lasts one weekend.
I'll never forget what you taught me, buddy. I may be tiny, but it's my huge heart that counts.
- I've never trusted anyone as much as you, Inanimate Orange.
I knew I could trust my gender secret with a good listener like you.
- I've read Hamlet a hundred times, but until our intellectual conversations about it,
I never realized, it's an expression of thoughts on existentialism, and absolutism.
You're a literary genius. I want you to have this.
(record scratches)
- Welcome... - Welcome back, Orange!
- Was... - Was that weird to anyone else? Yeah, I wonder why he's doing that?
This is freaking me out!
(whimpers) Knifed, all knifed. Pear, Marshmallow, Little Apple, knifed! KNIFED!
- Um, did Orange lose his mind over the weekend?
- Yeah, it sounds like he thinks we're all...
- KNIFED!
- Don't worry, Orange, we're all just fine.
- Yeah, dude, none of us got knifed.
- No! Knifed!
- (all) Nooooo!
- Aw, man, that straitjacket was crazy tight. (laughs)
Hey! Who wants to kazoo? Who wants to nya nya till we pass out? Woohoo!
(babbling)
- Well, it was nice while it lasted. I hope you're well, Inanimate Orange, wherever you are.
(memorable music)