Are you serious?
Yeah I'm serious.
Tell me you didn't fucking drink from that yet.
No I didn't drink from it yet.
Yet? Yeah! So you're still thinking about it? Yeah I am.
I've already made my mind up.
So you go home to Tom and your wife, and it's still a fucking consideration?
I said I was going to do it, didn't I? You need to think about this.
There's a lot more at stake than just you- You think I didn't think about it?
Yeah!
Because for you to be right here right now, I think you didn't think about it at all.
I mean, you don't have to do this. What if Ursula sucked the life out of Luke?
I don't think it works like that. He was killed instantly.
I know but..
For you to just fucking do this, there's probably a million different ways we can save her
without you having to give your life.
We can go find that dude, Andy. Right?
We're gonna just to every place we can think of-
That's what it takes! So that way you don't have to fucking die!
Andy actually wanted to die and he's been there before, so he knows what it's like
so you don't have to just vanish into the unknown!
We may never find him!
I think it's worth it, Uncle Larry. For you to be fucking talking like this..
It's like you're just giving up.
I'm not giving up!
It's like the most selfish thing you could do!
Like you just say goodbye to me like I don't even matter?
Really? Selfish? I think it's the most unselfish thing somebody could do
to actually give their own life for somebody, there's no greater love than that!
That's not what it is!
I don't care what she says or what you think it is, or what your trying to tell yourself it is,
You're killing yourself!
No I'm not, I'm saving somebody!
I'm not killing myself, what can't you understand that?
It's fucking suicide.
If you dip that glass into there, that's it, you're killing yourself!
And for what? A woman that tried to fucking kill us!?
She's crazy!
How would you be in this place, Jess? She's been locked up here for how long!?
All she wants to do is move on, she's been trapped here!
How would you act towards everyone else if they came back here?
I don't know!
I'm not there, I'm not at that phase yet!
But I'm not trying to force it, I'm not trying to get there!
But, I've already made my mind up, Jesse! I'm going to do this!
Fuck me, then!
Are you serious?
It's not about you- yes it is, because your decisions right here effect every single living person!
You don't even know if that's going to work!
It could be a fucking trap- no I don't but I'm gonna find out!
You don't even know if you're going to end up a spirit.
You don't even know if you're going to be like Ursula, walking around this property!
Or you're going to be like Parker.
You could end up in Hell! You could end up in Hell!
Because we fucking killed Edgar!
Well our consequences are going to be our consequences, Jess!
We don't have a choice about that!
What ever happens, happens! We can't go back in time and change anything!
It wasn't.. we didn't kill him on purpose!
I'm just saying..
If you do this...
You can't know for sure what's going to happen.
Just because she says one thing, trying to get her life back,
doesn't mean you making this decision, is going to lead to something good!
I don't know what you're looking for.. but I'm not..
I'm not convinced you're going to fucking find it.
I don't know what I'm going to find Jesse, but I know one thing, I want to help her out!
You said you wanted to help her.
Do you remember that? Yeah I did!
Well then why don't you join me?
N.. No! Fuck no.
I'm not going to do that shit.
You really don't want to help her, you say you want to help somebody
but you're not willing to do anything about it.
I'm not willing? I have a line! I draw a line!
And I've been trying to help her this whole time!
But when it gets to a point, where I gotta fucking give my life..
I'm not gonna do that shit!
I don't wanna die!
Do you think she wanted to die Jesse?
She didn't want to die!
She was killed! What about her kid?
You think her kid wanted to die!?
I'm doing this.
I'll see you on the other side.
{"Bones" by Juliette Reilly}
Uncle Larry.. Uncle Larry no!!!
*heavy breaths of grief*
{"Bones" by Juliette Reilly}
(hi who is even reading these i spent an hour making these)
(if you're actually reading this type 123 in the comments)
(honestly curious to see how many people use these captions)
(and if you do where the fuck is my thank you)
(just kidding i'm going to go away now enjoy this awesome finale)
{"Bones" by Juliette Reilly}
(Psycho Kid Commits Suicide)
{"Bones" by Juliette Reilly}
(R.I.P)
(whispering amongst eachother)
*cards slamming against the floor*
Shit.
Hey guy-
Sorry, I tripped. About time.
What, did you fall 100 more times is that why it took you so long? It's midnight, dude.
No, I tripped right by the steps dude, this is an old fucking house!
11:34, we're here! And you're not.
*arguing* We get it, you have a life.
No, no, fuck that! Not after last time, no way.
You just came back to my house, my wife is still pissed about it.
You think we were happy?
You guys are the ones who came here! Not me!
I don't want to see you watching that fucking movie again, dude.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do.
I can't unsee that shit.
Well I'm sorry man, I apolgize.
Did you bring us anything to eat?
No, I mean I got- oh, that would be good.
I haven't had pizza in a long time.
Candy? Really? Again?
There's only half in here.
Yeah.
How much do you eat?
Serious dude, you can't- there's 200 in a bag!
First of all, there's not 200 in a bag.
You would know! You're gonna be an asshole now, dude!? SERIOUSLY!?
You're both assholes!
Even in death, I'll still give it to you, this is bullshit man!
We got this bullshit game. You bring any board games? How about Monopoly?
I have Monopoly- Ouija Boards. No fuck that, I'm not bringing in Ouija Boards- It's a game!
It's a game, Joe.
Dude, you're a fucking ghost are you kidding me?
I understand the irony, I am dead.
It's boring here! What would happen if we tried to use the Ouija Board, it would be a game for us.
That would be interesting though, because..
Usually two people that are alive are trying to get a ghost to talk to them.
That would be interesting. Yeah, see? Maybe you guys could reach out to me some day.
We can just do that with our brains.
This is fucking boring dude!
Well, guys, you're the dumbasses that decided to kill yourselves, not me.
Yo, what was that about? We can exchange real quick!
No no no no no no no!!!
Guys guys guys guys!
(monkey noises)
I'm going home! I'm going home...
Where were we? That's right I was losing.
Joe, the fuck you doing back here? I got my candy.
Oh, and by the way..
*snaps fingers, Jesse, Uncle Larry and Parker dissapear into dust*
(fin)