What's up?
You know, you look really good today.
I do?
Absolutely! And with a few minor adjustments, you could be one handsome man Mr. Knightley!
What do you mean minor adjustments?
Oh maybe some product in your hair, fresh shave, some make-up wouldn't hurt.
Make-up?
And nothing is more charming than a man in a suit.
Uh and why am I wearing a suit?
Because Mr. Knightley, the time has come.
Time for what?
Time for your big date!
Oh!
No way.
Alex, the photographer's waiting!
Look, just cause we're hosting the auction doesn't mean I need to be in it.
But you're a catch! Bachelor of the Year.
Not doin' it.
Frank's doing it.
Oh okay, well that convinced me, what am I waiting for!
Come on, this will be good for our business. Get some PR, get our faces out there -
That is your job, miss show-er of faces.
Okay.
Believe it or not, it is actually really difficult to find single, eligible men to participate.
And the success of this auction depends on it!
The success depends on me...
If you don't do this, you are sentencing innocent people to a lifetime of slavery.
Ha, seems a bit dramatic.
You owe me.
Remember our bet?
Fine.
Fine, but now we're even.
So the auction is in a few weeks, and today I've arranged a little photo shoot for the catalog.
But you'd think from the way some people are reacting I was asking them to donate a kidney.
It's not totally superficial!
The catalog includes a bio with educational background, job description, personal interests.
But what we're offering is a package, so photos are a must.
Nobody wants to bid, sight unseen.
Still, it doesn't matter how much they resist.
I am very persuasive.
One down, one to go.
Ready?
Right now? I thought was Alex's turn.
Greatness waits for no one.
I have a lot of calls to make, I'm trying to get us a sponsor for the gift bags.
Give it to Harriet! It's photo shoot time.
I'd rather make the calls myself.
Can't you just use an old picture?
Definitely not!
Having your photo taken especially for this auction will show how important and exclusive this event is!
Don't you want to look your best?
I think it's more important we spend our time focusing on human rights, not human trafficking.
It is not human trafficking, why does everyone keep saying that!
Emma, we're literally selling ourselves to the highest bidder.
They're not paying for what you look like, they're paying for what you know, what you've done, and maybe some business advice.
Then why do I need my picture taken?
It's just gift wrapping on a present. Presentation is important.
So now I'm a gift?
We're all gifts.
It'll be quick and painless, I promise.
Somehow I doubt that. I have a lot of work to do.
I don't know how you get anything done on this dinosaur.
Didn't Harriet order you a new computer?
This works fine, and we have better things to spend money on.
Like raising money for the greater good.
So.
Ready for your close-up?
I didn't bring anything to change into.
I have a selection of dresses in your size.
Of course you do.
They're super cute, and green.
Just remember, it's for a good cause.
Fine, fine, I'll do it.
For the cause.
It's like pulling teeth!
But, now we are back on track and everything is going according to schedule.
Alex is trying on suits, Jane is in hair and make-up, and Frank will be here any minute.
All in a day's work for Emma Woodhouse.
Why can't I wait in my office?
Cause you'll get all distracted and stressed, and who wants a picture that.
Just relax, Jane will be done any minute.
Just think happy thoughts.
Oh I am, I'm picturing when this is all over.
Oh, come on!
Ooo did the photographer break his camera?
Ugh Frank can't make it.
He wanted to get his haircut before the shoot, but his stylist doesn't have anything available until later this afternoon.
Seriously? Why doesn't he just go somewhere else, or not get his hair cut.
Well men like Frank are very particular about their stylists.
That's unbelievable.
Well actually particularity begets a higher life qual-
No this was all his idea, I'm wearing lip gloss.
And he gets a free pass because he's getting his hair cut?
You know what, I'm gonna go back to my office to get some actual work done.
Gimme a call when you're ready.