- [Maddy] All right, all right.
You guys gotta chill.
We got Nick, yeah!
Yo, my man Nick is so fly.
- [Collective] How fly is he?
- Last night he was eating my grass,
'cause he's the goat.
(audience laughing)
(buzzer buzzes)
(audience groaning) Oh, come on.
- [DJ] Sounds like a horrible time.
- It was funny.
(audience cheering)
- [Emmanuel] There's been a discussion that's been going on,
on this show.
But I think me personally, our white girl thicker
than they white girl, you know what I'm saying?
- [Phillip] Let 'em know, let 'em know.
- So it ain't pat, (indistinct)
It ain't,
it ain't patty cake, it's Maddy cake.
DJ D-Wreck, drop the beat. - [Phillip] Ooh, Maddy cake.
(air horn blaring) - Whoa.
- Ay, ay, ay - One, two, three, let's go.
♪ Maddy cake, Maddy cake, shake that fatty ♪
♪ Ooh, she shakin' *** with no *** ♪
♪ Yur, her twerk look like it hurt ♪
♪ I've never seen an *** grow in reverse ♪
♪ Uh, that booty sweet, I could tap that ♪
♪ But I don't wanna put my syrup on your Flapjack ♪
♪ Okay ♪
♪ I seen ya' ♪
♪ I heard ya' ♪
♪ I seen ya' ♪
♪ But guess what ♪
♪ I look thicker than Justina ♪
♪ Never seen that long of a butt crack ♪
♪ I never seen that long of a butt crack ♪
♪ Maddy cake, Maddy cake, shake that fatty ♪
♪ Ooh, she shakin' *** with no *** ♪
(buzzer dinging)
- [DJ] Oh, that (bleep) was lit.
Do the naturally thick.
- [Collective] Eat that *** up.
Eat that *** up.
(buzzer buzzes)
- No, no, that's naturally thick.
- [Collective] Eat that *** up, hey.
- Eat that *** up, hey.
- Eat that *** up.
(audience clapping and cheering)
- What up baby, how you do bruh?
(laughter)
Let's run it.
- Ya' dig?
- Yep.
(laughter)
What am I doing here?
Anyway, Nick? What's good in the hood?
Dude, you know what ****** me off?
- What?
- Everyone always makes fun of your music,
- [Nick] Right.
- And that's not the worst thing about you.
(laughter)
- What is the worst thing about me?
- You know what the worst thing about you is?
- What is that?
- This raggedy squad.
- [Collective] Oh - [Maddy] Yeah.
Look at these freaks of nature.
We got Mimi and Justina looking like Thotty Rugrats and,
- [Antonio] Ya' dig.
- No, but I would look just
like Justina if I didn't have a dad.
And,
- [Antonio] Ya' dig.
- What's up Catt Mobley?
They call you Cat 'cause you're a *****.
(laughter)
Listen, I don't know what's more broken,
Mimi's English or a Charlie Clip scale
after he steps on it, but.
- [Collective] Yeah.
- It's weird, usually black is slimming but.
So what I wanna know is,
the music is lame, the team is lame.
You tell me this, what has fewer stars?
The reviews for your album or the old school roster?
- [Mimi] You are mean.
- The new school team 'cause you're fired.
- [Collective] Oh!
(audience cheering and clapping)
(buzzer dinging)
- Maddy with the fatty!
- [DJ] Make some noise for Maddy y'all.
Ay,
Ay.
- [DJ] Oh - Okay, Maddy.
- You guys hear them,
You guys hear them bones?
Alright, what up Baby Tate? I am healthy.
I am wealthy.
I am rich.
I am that *****.
With that busting wet (bleep)
- [DJ] Did Nick spit? Nick spit.
(buzzer dinging)
- Ain't that right, Nick?
- Shake some Maddy.
Shake some Maddy.
- Yo. You left your chain in my place last night.
- [Chico] Maddy, your *** look like a watch battery.
- Maddy get,
- [Justina] Alright, alright.
- You talkin' 'bout 2032?
- [Chico] 2032 to watch battery.
(audience cheering and clapping)
- What up?
What it do?
I am, I'm having kind of a bad day because here on
Wild 'n Out, Nick calls me Maddy with the fatty and it kind
of puts me in my feels 'cause I'm not, you know what I mean?
Like I went to college, I'm not just Maddy with the Fatty.
I'm also Maddy with the WAP.
I'm Maddy with a, look look,
I'm Maddy with a (throwing up sounds)
- Hello, Maddy.
I wanna thank Maddy for coming down here tonight.
- Always, always.
- I wanna let you know Maddy
that I love all black folks and white folks.
I just want to ask Angela, on a scale from one to America,
how free are you tonight?
- You won the gold. (buzzer buzzes)
- [Collective] Backseat of my ride, go, go.
Backseat of my ride, go, go.
The back seat of my ride, the back seat of my ride.
- You don't got no motion.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
- I'm flowing like the ocean.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
- You use mayonnaise as lotion.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
- That's just my love potion.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
- You don't season yo chicken.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
- But it's still finger licking.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
Like girl, yo *** is missing.
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride.
- This white (bleep) hittin'.
(audience cheering) (bell dinging)
- [Collective] Back seat of my ride, go, go.
In the classroom,
in the classroom.
Ay, what we doin' in the classroom?
Yo, it's sudden death in the classroom.
Yo, And I'm the the best in the classroom.
Yo, I wore a vest in the classroom.
And they really love my breasts in the classroom.
- Okay
- [Collective] Awh, get 'em out the classroom.
Awh, get 'em out the classroom.
Ay, what we doin' in the classroom?
(audience cheering and clapping)
- Okay, what up *****?
(laughter)
Yo Nelly, you wanna know something crazy?
- Mm.
- The guys around here call me Kanye.
- Why?
'Cause I'll go crazy on yo D,
but don't worry, 'cause I'm gonna let you finish.
(bell dinging)
- [Nick] Hell of the game.
The game is in your hands.
- [DJ] Alright, new school, wild out.
Hey, okay, okay.
Ready?
- Yes.
- Who let the dogs out? You, you, you.
Who puts the dogs back?
Me, me, me.
Rats, raccoons, even ducks.
I grabbed the critters and I put them in my truck.
Hey.
- A pet shop owner.
- Close, you're on a roll, I'm not a pet shop owner.
- You already got the (buzzer sound effect)
You already got the (buzzer sound effect)
No, no.
- That didn't count, that didn't count
- You already got the (buzzer sound effect)
- Your answer is, "Cougar Pickup Lines"
- What is, I can't get pregnant so drop that (bleep)
(laughter) (buzzer dinging)
- Speed it up, beat it up, she got a big ole booty.
- My name is Maddy, this song is a bop.
Makes me wanna pull out my WAP.
- [Collective] Like ooh,
big booty, big booty, big booty, got a big ole booty.
- Danny, drop the addy if you really want a baddie,
'cause I'm (indistinct) Maddy with the fatty.
[Collective] Like ooh,
big booty, big booty, big booty, got a big ole booty.
DC don't touch me, you ain't wanna (bleep) me,
but I think you are so ugly.
[Collective] Ooh,
big booty, big booty, big booty, got a big ole booty.
- My name is Maddy get on my page,
all ugly dudes on the stage.
[Collective] Ooh,
big booty, big booty, big booty, got a big ole booty.
Ayo, DJ D-Wreck, cut the beat.
(air horn blaring) (bleeping)
- Yo listen, new school, y'all better dig this.
Y'all already know we about to win this.
And just like Damon on Shark Tank,
we about to give y'all the business.
- Hold on. Con, what you want to do?
I pull up to your baby mom's house in a Hummer Blue.
And just like Pleasure P,
she gonna turn you inna boyfriend number two.
- [Maddy] Hey, lemme say something.
- Clips, you're such a big size,
you eat (bleep) with a side of fries.
And Con, (buzzer buzzes)
Let's do, let's do this instead,
Tonight, I'll come over
and check if there's monsters under your bed.
(buzzer buzzes)
And you know what, Clips? You know what, Clips?
You're so intense, ah, you're so fat.
If I wore this sweatshirt, I'd have to pay rent.
- Hold on, hold on, that was a (indistinct) joke.
- (bleep) that Con, end this (bleep)
- Hold on, listen Maddy, don't try to run 'cause that flat
*** will leave these man's tired.
You so pale, you probably got the only fans for vampires.
- And conceit it.
- Ay Maddy, after this you probably gonna go
to a Klan rally to be reciting your raps.
You so racist,
you only do laundry to separate the whites from the blacks.
- Okay, on the microphone, I'm trying to be gracious.
Maddy looks like half crack head,
half Waffle House waitress.
Me, I like rapping a lot.
She likes giving (bleep) to random dudes
in bathrooms of Jack In The Box.
- Did we win yet?
(buzzer dinging)