- Howdy, fruity toots.
Orange comin' at cha' with another ChapStick Challenge!
Now with more kissing!
(loud kiss) (Orange air-kisses)
Ooh, so cootie-licious! (laughs)
So, let's meet the contestants.
First up we have, Cucumber McNichols!
- Hey, thanks for having me
but I should let you know
that paper you're working off of needs to be updated.
I got pickled yesterday.
(burps)
- Oh, so your name's Pickle now?
- Correct.
Pickle McNichols.
(laughs)
Nice.
- Oh, huh, I didn't consider that.
- Oh, that's okay.
We can just call you by your middle name.
- Oh no, my middle name is Rickles.
What have I done?
(laughs)
- Pickle Rickles McNichols!
Wow, sometimes life can be pretty fickle!
(laughs)
(Pickle grunts)
Nah, I didn't mean to upset you.
I thought you'd be tickled!
(Pickle grunts loudly)
(laughs)
Okay, okay.
Moving onto our next contestant.
- This is the person I'll be kissing, right?
We're supposed to kiss and try to figure out
the flavor of each other's chapstick.
- Well, I wasn't planning to dump all the rules
onto the audience at once like that.
I wanted to let them out slowly
at a trickle!
- Orange!
(Orange laughs)
- But yeah, you'll be kissing our other contestant
as part of today's ChapStick Challenge.
And that other contestant is...
(gasps) (suspenseful music)
- Orange, uh, you okay, buddy?
- Um, hey, can we turn off the cameras?
- Oh, man, this must be bad.
- (babbles nervously) No, nothing's wrong.
I just uh,
we don't need you for today's challenge after all, okay?
Goodbye!
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, don't worry about it.
I'm just gonna do it myself.
- But?
- This is my YouTube channel, Pickle.
I can do what I want.
- Oh, I guess that's true.
Just hurts knowing I didn't make the cut.
- Ah, cheer up!
That's not true at all.
- Huh? (sickle slashes)
(Pickle screams)
- Whoa! You hate to see it.
Pickle McNichols cut down by a sickle.
(laughs)
(groans)
Ugh, okay, turn the camera back on.
Hey, everyone Pickle had to, uh, cut out for a bit.
I'll be standing in for him in today's episode,
not because I want to,
but because the show must go on!
Now, today's other contestant,
whose name I will now read for the very first time is...
Passion!
Whoa, really?
This is such a surprise!
But let's see.
I'm just gonna put on this mystery flavored chapstick and...
- And, Orange?
- You're not Passion!
- No, I'm not.
She's not here.
- What? But the paper said?
- Yeah, that paper really needs to be updated.
Passion left for another study aborad program.
This time in Australia. (coughs sickly)
Anyway, I'll be filling in for her today.
- You?
- Uh huh. The show must go on, right?
You said it yourself.
- Wow.
Um, yeah, I guess I did say that.
Well, what's with all the flies by the way?
- Oh, they're basically family now.
I'm Limburger Cheese,
and I spent a lot of time outside the fridge.
They love punching stuff.
And I've learned to love them in return. (laughs)
(laughs and gags)
- Yeah, I noticed your smell,
even without nostrils.
- So, shall we get to it? (coughs sickly)
- Um, I guess if we have to.
(smacks lips)
Okay, see if you can guess this flavor.
(smooching)
(Orange gags in disgust)
So?
- Is the ChapStick limburger cheese flavored
'cause that's all I'm tasting.
- Nope, it was razzleberry.
Better luck in round two. (lip smacking)
Speaking of which.
(Limburger Cheese kisses) (Orange gags)
What do yah taste?
- (chuckles) Still limburger!
- Really, not a hint of anything else? (coughs sickly)
- Well, there is a hint of something different. (gags)
Oh, what do you know?
It's a fly.
- Ah hah, Jerry, you goof.
Get our of his mouth!
What a goof, sorry about that.
He's so rambunctious.
- Yeah, I think I'm done here.
You win.
- I win?
I can't believe it, I won!
What's my prize?
- Well, I don't care.
A million dollars, a bath, take whatever you want.
Please, just go.
All right, thanks for watching, fruit lovers.
See you next time.
Okay, cameraman, you can turn the camera off now!
- No, I can't.
- Sure you can, the show's over.
- No, I mean, I really can't.
I don't have any arms.
- Wait. So you didn't turn off the camera at all?
- Correct.
- So, the audience saw everything I said earlier?
- Correct.
(Orange gasps)
Oh, I'm really good at reading people's expressions.
Right now, he's in shock 'cause he basically admitted
he wanted to kiss Passion in front of the whole world.
Now he's thinking to himself, how do I get out of this?
What do I do?
And now he's decided to tear down the set and attack the--
(Orange screams)
Whoa!
(Orange screams relentlessly)
See you next time, fruit lovers! (coughs sickly)
(simple adventure music)