Item #: SCP-1845
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-1845 is to be housed in a fully enclosed, climate-controlled
habitat simulating a North American temperate rainforest.
Hidden cameras capable of low-light recording shall be installed throughout to monitor SCP-1845.
SCP-1845 is to be provided with nutrient-supplemented, vegetable-based foods as necessary to supplement
nutrition available from plant and insect life in the habitat.
A keyboard and monitor shall be installed near SCP-1845-1's den to facilitate communication
between SCP-1845-1 and agents Level 2 or higher.
Any requests made by SCP-1845-1 will be considered by the site director on a case-by-case basis,
in light of the nature of the object requested and SCP-1845-1's willingness to cooperate
with agents.
No outside mammals or birds are to be transported into facility except for testing purposes.
SCP-1845's habitat is to be inspected twice monthly and after any observation of suspicious
behavior.
Any discovery of tools or plans intended for escape, communication, weaponry, starting
fires, or interference with cameras will result in implementation of Procedure Escheat.
In the event of a containment breach, Procedure Novel Disseisin is to be implemented.
SCP-1845-1 is currently of the belief that it and its associates are prisoners of war
and that its allies will ransom or rescue it in the near future; it is not to be disabused
of this notion.
Foundation wildlife surveys shall conduct regular reconnaissance of SCP-1845's native
environment in search of any uncontained animals.
Under no circumstances should SCP-1845 be made aware of the existence of SCP-1006 or
of any non-human mammalian or avian SCP object.
Description: SCP-1845 currently consists of the following;
One male American red fox (Vulpes vulpes fulvus), approximately 3 years old at the time it entered
Foundation custody in 20██, designated SCP-1845-1.
Fourteen muskrats, twelve ducks, six bald eagles, two deer, three feral cats, two gray
wolves, and two crows, designated SCP-1845-2.
Twenty-six pigeons, sixteen mountain lions, twelve squirrels, eleven sheep, eight black
bears, six raccoons, and a Bengal tiger, designated SCP-1845-3.
The members of SCP-1845 are physiologically indistinct from normal animals of their species.
However, the animals have been demonstrated to possess near-human intelligence, the ability
to construct simple tools from objects in their habitat and introduced by the Foundation,
and a system of government modeled on medieval European feudalism.
Tools discovered during inspections of the habitat include:
A sling made from bark and twigs.
A small hatchet with a wooden handle and a sharpened piece of flint for its blade.
Fire starters.
Primitive musical instruments, including a flute, drums, and a stringed instrument resembling
a lute.
A flint carving knife.
A lance-like weapon apparently intended to be mounted to a quadruped's back pointing
forward.
A small catapult.
Several shades of paint made from ochre and crushed insects.
Several crosses and religious icons carved or painted (using above-mentioned paint) on
wooden surfaces or habitat walls.
A small canoe.
Feather quills and ink.
A tarpaulin designed to cover the entrance of SCP-1845-1's den.
Woolen capes and hooded cloaks.
Rosary beads.
SCP-1845-1 has been observed to be the leader of the colony and the only member of the group
observed to be able to use the installed keyboard.
SCP-1845-1 considers itself to be of royal heritage and identifies itself using the title
"His Royal Highness, Eugenio the Second, by the Grace of God, King of the Forest, Lord
of the Plains, Duke of the Grand Fir and the Undergrowth, Count of the Swamp, Margrave
of ██ ███████, Warden of All the Streams and Rivers, and Lord Protector
of the Cities of Man, Defender of the Faith."
SCP-1845-1 identifies itself and its followers as Roman Catholics and appears to be extremely
pious in its devotions - it has been observed on video praying over its meals and observing
holidays and saintly feast days, and has been observed to order punishments against other
members of the colony for perceived lack of piety.
Though unable to speak, SCP-1845-1 has demonstrated an ability to read, and understand when spoken
to it, modern and archaic dialects of English, French, and Latin, and is able to communicate
with Foundation agents by means of the keyboard.
Preferred language of communication is Middle French.
All communications from SCP-1845-1 use first person plural (i.e., the "royal we".)
SCP-1845-1 has demonstrated a broad body of knowledge relating to medieval European feudalism,
Roman Catholic theology, ancient Greek and Roman history and mythology, and the works
of Homer, Aristotle, Chaucer, Mallory, Bodin, Shakespeare, and Cervantes (though it expresses
a strong distaste for the latter.)
SCP-1845 refers to examples of SCP-1845-2 as its "knights" and "gentry", and claims
to assign them titles such as "Duke of the Elm", "Countess of the █████████ Trail",
or "Knight of the Thistle".
It likewise identifies members of SCP-1845-3 as "serfs" or "the common folk".
This hierarchy appears to be rigidly enforced, with SCP-1845-3 conducting menial tasks such
as building tools, gathering food, and construction of earthworks under the supervision of SCP-1845-2,
who report to SCP-1845-1 for instructions.
Acts of violence are strictly punished - only three violent casualties, two pigeons and
a muskrat belonging to SCP-1845-3, have been documented - the latter having been executed
by hanging after being convicted in a "trial" of causing the death of the former.
Members of SCP-1845 are able to communicate with each other through vocalizations and
body language, apparently irrespective of species.
Direct communication with any SCP-1845-2 or SCP-1845-3 has yet to be achieved.
Only one animal other than SCP-1845-1 has been observed to understand written language
- a raccoon belonging to SCP-1845-3, which has been observed using a quill pen and ink
to take dictation, in Latin, from SCP-1845-1.
SCP-1845-3 has refused to write anything under instructions from members of staff.
Excluding those animals mentioned above, four animals — a duck, a bald eagle, and two
crows — have died in the habitat since SCP-1845 entered containment.
Six animals — two pigeons, two ducks, a bald eagle and a raccoon — have hatched
or been born.
These animals acquire a level of intelligence comparable to their parents at rates on par
with normal periods of growth and sexual development for their species.
SCP-1845 came to the attention of the Foundation in 20██, when reports of unusual animal
behavior and attacks against humans and other animals began appearing frequently in the
vicinity of ███████, ██. Preliminary investigative units were forced to retreat
after being viciously attacked by a group of raccoons, ducks, squirrels and feral cats
with what appeared to be war paint smeared across their faces.
Mobile Task Force Sigma-853 ("Elected Dogcatchers") was dispatched, which discovered that two
groups of animals of assorted species, wearing red and black paint respectively, were apparently
"at war" with each other in an area extending across several hundred square kilometers of
██████████ and bleeding into the ███████ and ██████ metropolitan
areas.
SCP-1845-1 was identified by observation as apparently commanding the red-painted forces.
MTF Sigma-853 engaged SCP-1845 with non-lethal weaponry during a "pitched battle" occurring
between the two factions.
After the death of █ MTF members and ██ animals, the surviving animals of both factions, following
a loud vocalization by SCP-1845-1, ceased attack and "surrendered", allowing themselves
to be taken into Foundation custody.
Foundation assets in the media attributed the behavior and attacks to a chemical spill
in the █████ █████.
SCP-1845-1 has asserted that it was not responsible for the "war" that led to its discovery and
capture, and that it was retaliating against an uprising on the part of one of its "subjects",
a Columbian black-tailed deer (Odocoileus hemionus columbianus) it identified as "Duke
Baxter of the West Bay."
SCP-1845-1 spoke vitriolically of said deer, describing it as "a most uncouth usurper,
rogue, and Protestant" who it claimed had, "having accused them falsely of witchcraft,
assassinated our Queen Consort, and kidnapped the Prince of █████ █████ and
our other royal issue", and of turning a large portion of the nobility and peasantry against
it.
It insists that the deer is still at large and marshalling its forces against its nation,
and that once it is released from captivity it will defeat it.
No deer matching the description given by SCP-1845-1 is among the members of SCP-1845
or was found among those killed during the raid.
The origin of SCP-1845's intelligence, form of government, or SCP-1845-1's knowledge is
unknown.
SCP-1845-1 refuses to directly answer the question and responds to all inquiries on
the subject by asserting its royal ancestry, which it claims extends to "Time Immemorial",
and discussing the divine right of kings.
SCP-1845 Request Log:
To date, SCP-1845-1 has made requests during communications for the following items;
One Bible, Douay-Rheims, Jerusalem, or Latin Vulgate.
Granted.
A photograph of the current Pope.
Granted.
Permission to attend the next Papal conclave as a voting member.
Denied.
Establishment of a Roman Catholic church within the habitat.
Denied.
Permission to send a member of SCP-1845-2 to a Roman Catholic seminary to be ordained
as a priest.
Denied.
Holy water, Communion wafers and wine, and priestly vestments tailored to fit a deer.
Denied.
A Roman Catholic priest to hear SCP-1845-1's confessions and perform Mass and Communion
once a week.
Granted access once per month, after inspection, to be performed by a Foundation agent ordained
in the Church.
A television, DVD player, and copy of the film Passion of the Christ.
Denied.
A battery-powered CD player and various discs of liturgical music, chants, and hymns.
Granted.
A tractor.
Denied.
A plow.
Denied.
A jeweled crown.
Denied.
A large boulder for the purpose of chiselling into a throne.
Denied.
A life-size Nativity scene.
Denied.
A manger and costumes with which to create a Living Nativity scene.
Granted.
A Christmas tree.
Granted.
An audience with O5-█, which it referred to as "His most serene and glorious Holy Roman
Emperor."
Denied.
A political marriage to O5-█'s daughter.
Denied.
The addition to the habitat of a female fox, "of marriageable age, noble blood, and chastity
true."
Approval pending.
Permission to send a letter to O5-█, which offered a promise of vassalage and tribute
in the form of wool, freshly-picked fruits and berries, and woodcrafts in exchange for
release from captivity and military assistance in reclaiming its lands from Duke Baxter.
Granted; O5-█ has chosen to take no action on the letter.
Live fish to be introduced into the habitat's pond.
Denied.
Fresh fish as a dietary supplement.
Granted (During Lent only.)
Cinnamon, black pepper, and cloves.
Granted.
Fresh coffee beans for planting.
Denied.
Dried coffee beans.
Denied.
Coffee-flavored ice cream.
Granted.
Copies of the following books; History of the Kings of Britain, Geoffrey
of Monmouth.
Granted.
Leviathan, Thomas Hobbes.
Granted.
Summa Theologica, St. Thomas Aquinas.
Granted.
The Song of Roland, author unknown.
Denied.
Aeneid, Virgil.
Denied.
Dogmatic Constitution on Divine Revelation, Pope Paul VI.
Granted.
Returned in a state of extreme disrepair one day later.
The Prince, Niccolo Machiavelli.
Denied.
Paradise Lost, Jonathan Milton.
Granted.
Defense of the Right of Kings, King James I of England.
Granted.
The Man In the Iron Mask, Alexandre Dumas.
Denied.
The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
Granted an abridged edition omitting Hamlet, Macbeth, Julius Caesar, the Henry VI trilogy,
and Richard III.
The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care, Dr. Benjamin Spock.
Denied.
The Big Book of Catholic Customs and Traditions for Children's Faith Formation, Beth Branigan
McNamara.
Granted.
New Catholic Picture Bible, Lawrence G. Lovasik.
Granted.
Goodnight Moon, Margaret Wise Brown.
Granted.
The Ninety-Five Theses, Martin Luther.
Granted.
Document was destroyed by SCP-1845-1 in a public ceremony.