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>> GUTFELD: CHRISTIE NOAM SAYS
LEAVE YOUR TIKTOK AT HOME.
BUT APPLE TELLS THE CCP, YOUR
REPRESSION IS FINE WITH ME.
SOUTH DAKOTA GOVERNOR CHRISTIE
NOAM SIGNED AN EXECUTIVE ORDER
THAT BANS GOVERNMENT PHONES FROM
HAVING TIKTOK ON ANY STATE
DEVICE SAYING THE CHINESE
GOVERNMENT USES INFORMATION TO
MANIPULATE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE,
WHICH IS MUCH EASIER THAN HAVING
SEX WITH ERIC SWALWELL AND LESS
RISKY THAN HUNTER BIDEN.
SHE DIDN’T SAY THAT, I DID.
JUST TO BE CLEAR.
THIS IS IN STARK OPPOSITION TO
BIDEN’S POLICY WHICH TAPPED
TIKTOK STARS FOR CAMPAIGN
VIDEOES TO MANIPULATE THE
AMERICAN PEOPLE INTO THINKING
HE’S DOING A GOOD JOB MAKES
SENSE TO REACH PEOPLE DUMB
ENOUGH TO VOTE FOR HIP.
APPLE REPORTED THE USE OF AIR
DROP IN CHINA.
IT ALLOWS PHONES TO CONNECT TO
EACH OTHER WITHOUT THE INTERNET
OR GET A TRAFFIC UPDATE ON TANKS
COMING THROUGH TIANANMEN SQUARE.
PREVIOUSLY USERS COULD RECEIVE
AIR DROPS FROM ANYONE FROM AN
UNLIMITED TIME AND IT LIMITS IT
TO TEN MINUTES FROM PHONES
BROUGHT FROM MAINLAND, CHINA.
AFTER TAYLOR SWIFT WRITING ALL
OF THOSE BREAKUP SONGS AFTER I
DUMPED HER, IT’S HARD TO BELIEVE
THIS IS A COINCIDENCE.
AND IT’S A HUGE ISSUE.
WHY WOULD APPLE WANT TO HURT THE
CHINESE FREEDOM PROTESTERS.
IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE CANADIAN
TRUCKERS.
AND THE SAME ADULTS THAT BUY THE PRODUCTS, UNLIKE THE CHILDREN
PRODUCTS, UNLIKE THE CHILDREN
WHO WORK IN THEIR FACTORIES.
DO YOU USE TIKTOK?
>> I WISH.
>> GUTFELD: REALLY, YOU’RE TOO
OLD?
>> NO.
AND, AGAIN, I KEEP COME BACK.
NO, BECAUSE I WOULD BE REALLY
GOOD AT IT.
LIKE MAKE LITTLE FUNNY VIDEOS
AND GET A BUNCH OF ATTENTION,
WHICH IS MY FAVORITE THING,
ATTENTION.
SO, I WOULD LOVE TO CO-IT.
BUT I’M WORRIED ABOUT THE WHOLE
LIKE CHINESE OR THE DATA OR
WHATEVER.
SO, IT’S INTERESTING THAT I DO
DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE FOR WHAT
I’LL DO FOR ATTENTION.
AND APPARENTLY, THAT’S IT FOR
NOW.
>> GUTFELD: I THINK WHEN YOU
TALK ABOUT ATTENTION, TOM,
THAT’S HOW CHINA FIGURED US OUT.
WE ARE ADDICTED TO ATTENTION.
AND TIKTOK IS KIND OF --
>> MY FAVORITE DRUG.
>> GUTFELD: PEOPLE LOVE IT.
TIKTOK PACKAGES IT FOR EVERYBODY
IN AN EFFECTIVE BRAINWASHING
TOOL.
EVERYBODY HAS EVERYBODY WITH
CRAZY ATTITUDES GETTING ON
THERE, SPREADING IT OUT THERE
AND GETTING IT TO YOUR HOUSE.
A BRAINWASHING TOOL THAT’S
ENTERED YOUR HOME.
>> THEY HAVE ATTACKED US ON OUR
WEAK POINT, GREG.
BECAUSE WE LOVE THESE THINGS AND
THE KIDS DO.
I GOT TO GIVE IT TO CRISTIE
NOAM, WHICH IS GREAT.
ON STATE DEVICES? THAT’S NOT
GOING TO DO MUCH.
IF ANYBODY COULD DO WELL, IT
WOULD BE NOME.
SHE COULD DO THE DANCES WITH THE
TEN GALLON HAT AND THINGS LIKE
THAT.
>> YEAH, THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING
ABOUT.
>> SHE’S GIVING UP A LOT.
SHE’S GIVING UP A POTENTIAL
TIKTOK CAREER HERE. BUT, YEAH, I
THINK TIKTOK IS RIDICULOUS.
WE SHOULD SHAME ANYONE WHO DOES
THIS, PARTICULARLY ADULTS.
TIRED OF IT DOING WITH THEIR
KIDS.
OH, LET’S DO A TIKTOK VIDEO.
LIKE SHUT UP, SIT DOWN, YOU
IDIOT.
LET YOUR KIDS DO IT, NOT YOU.
>> GUTFELD: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU
GET MAD BUT YOU STILL DON’T
SWEAR.
>> GUTFELD: YOU’RE JUST LIKE,
SHUT UP.
>> WHY DO YOU BLEEP MY SHUTUP
AND PEOPLE THINK I DON’T SWEAR
AT HOME.
WATCH THIS -- [ BLEEP ].
[ BLEEP ]
>> GUTFELD: WE ARE DEFINITELY
GOING TO BLEEP THAT.
>> OH.
>> GUTFELD: YOU’RE THE EXPERT ON
CHINA.
YOU’VE WRITTEN TWO BOOKS.
THE BOOK IS FICTION, BUT IT’S ON
CHINA.
WHEN YOU LOOK AT WHAT’S
HAPPENING NOW, EVERYBODY GETS
HOPEFUL.
IT LOOKS SCARY.
PEOPLE WITH THE HAZMAT SUITS AND
PLEXIGLAS, WHERE IS THIS GOING,
DO YOU THINK?
>> FIRST OF ALL, GOSH DARN IT,
TOM.
LOOK, WE HAVE TO BE GROWN-UPS
ABOUT CHINA.
CHINA IS NOT OUR FRENGD.
TIKTOK IS OWNED BY A CHINESE
COMPANY.
SO, THEREFORE ANYTHING THAT YOU
PUT ON TIKTOK IS GOING STRAIGHT
TO XI, NOT THAT HE CARES ABOUT
YOU, AND IT’S BEING KEPT.
. CHINA KEEPS METICULOUS
RECORDS OF THE MOVEMENTS OF THE
STATEMENTS OF THE SOCIAL MEDIA
POSTINGS AND EVEN NOW OF EYE
MOVEMENTS OF ITS CITIZENS AND
THEN DECIDES IF THEY’RE LOYAL TO
THE PARTY OR IF THEY NEED A GOOD
SMACKING.
GOVERNOR NOME DID THE RIGHT
THING.
SHE STARTED WITH STATE ACCOUNTS.
SHE DESERVES CREDIT FOR IT.
WE’LL CALL IT THE NEW
"NOMENCLATURE."
>> GUTFELD: NICE, A LITTLE WORD
PLAY.
>> I WAS GOING TO TELL A HUGE
STORY ABOUT A SONG DID WITH MY
SON ON TIKTOK.
>> IT SUCKS.
WHEN’S THE LAST TIME YOU SAW
YOUR SON.
>> TOM MADE ME FEEL STUPID.
SO, TIKTOK, THEY SAY, I HEARD
IT’S TIKTOK BECAUSE IT’S THE
CLOCK COUNTING DOWN TO WHEN THE
CHINESE WILL HAVE ALL OF THE
INFORMATION.
SOMEONE SAID TO ME, IF THEY GET
ALL OF YOUR INFORMATION, THEY
COULD TAKE OUT LIKE HOME LOANS
OR, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER -- BORROW
MONEY.
AND LIKE STEAL YOUR IDENTITY.
AND I WAS LIKE, OH, MY GOD, GOOD
LUCK, I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO DO
IT.
>> THAT WOULD SUCK IF SOMEONE
STOLE YOUR IDENTITY AND GOT A
HOME LOAN.
>> YEAH, THEY’RE GOING TO GIVE
MY IDENTITY BACK.
>> YEAH.
>> I’M GETTING IRRITATED, APPLE
WITH ALL OF THE -- JUST LIKE THE
TWITTER STUFF AND THEY ALWAYS
GET YOU TO -- I TRY TO FIGHT
THE -- I JUST UPDATED TO IOS16
LAST NIGHT.
I UPDATED IT AND NOW MY SCREEN
SAVER JUST SAYS [ BLEEP ].
YOU, ELON MUSK
FOR PEOPLE WHO DIDN’T SEE IT, I
SAID "SHUT UP."
>> GUTFELD: THE APPS MIGHT BE
GONE, THE PHONES ARE SO FAST,
YOU MIGHT NOT NEED APPS NOW.
>> YOUR PHONE HAS A SCREEN
SAVER.
>> UH-OH.
HERE WE GO.
>> GUTFELD: THAT’S IT.
>> I’M TOO OLD TO KNOW THE WORD.
>> JUST ME AND SOME OLDER MEN
HANGING OUT.
THAT’S WHAT I DO.
WHEN PEOPLE SAY WHAT DO YOU DO