Now, you guys are all in this movie--
I don't know if you know this-- you're in a movie called Jexi.
-We are. We are in that movie together. -Yeah.
-Isn't that great? -Mm-hmm. -Nice.
-Is that... Are you excited? -Sure. Yeah.
-That's coming out, uh, Friday. -Yeah.
-Yeah. That's right. -Right? -October 11.
That's October 11. So move over, Joker.
-Um... -Yeah. A lot of people say it's the new Joker.
-It's the new Joker already? -Yeah, a lot of people
are saying that. I see a lot of nodding heads.
I heard a lot of people buzzing.
-Lot of people say that. -Uh...
Sesame Street is tackling the opioid crisis
with a muppet named Karli
whose mom is an opioid addict.
-(laughter) -This is a little heavy.
'Cause it's on HBO now, so it's turned into The Wire.
-Yeah. -So, I don't know if this is a good idea.
I-I would be driven to drugs, too,
if my neighbor were a vampire and a seven-foot bird.
-Yes. That's true. That's true. -I probably would-would go down
-that road. -Yeah, and, like, a dude living in the garbage can,
-yelling at me all the time. -Uh-huh.
-I might even try a little. -Yeah.
-That's most neighborhoods. -I think this is classic HBO,
doing too much. They're always doing drugs and sex.
Like, next thing you know, we're gonna be seeing
Big Bird's flaccid penis when he comes out.
They love flaccid penises on HBO!
-They do. -If we're lucky. -I'm not mad at it though.
-Yeah. -I'd tune in. Yeah. -I watch it on your show.
I've seen penis on the Gemstones!
-That's true. -I'm waiting for yours to come out!
-Yeah. -Yeah. I'm waiting for them to ask me.
Honestly.
I mean, it's just, like, when is too young
to start talking about these types of things?
And I think, with the opioid crisis in our country right now,
it's like, is it okay if I talk to my kid about this?
-Is it weird? You know? It's just... -Alex, too serious.
-But does it, like, open up a can of worms? -No, I agree.
-Like, this is some real stuff. Like... -I agree. It's true.
Because when they did the, uh, threesomes with Glizzle,
-I thought that was very informative. -Mm-hmm.
-Yeah. Yeah. -Yeah. I don't know.
If they inch it in through Sesame Street,
I think it's probably the best way to do it.
Wait, but remember when Bert and Ernie were just, like,
living together? And, like, we all knew.
But, like, it didn't matter.
-You know? -What are you talking about?
-DeVINE: We did not know! -I didn't know.
They had to make it a thing. You were seven years old, going,
-"They were (bleep)ing"? -Bro, that...
He goes, he goes, "Mom, you're not gonna overdose
from fentanyl, are you?" She goes...
-"We'll see." -"An overdose is when you take too much."
"Mommy's gonna take the right amount."
"Mommy knows what to do. Don't you worry."
Well, I think it's-it's about damn time
they bring drugs into Sesame Street,
'cause that's how the Muppets were invented
-in the first place. -Oh, honey, that's hot.
-All right, seven-foot-tall bird. -Totally.
That didn't come... Uh, Uber announced--
changing gears-- Uber announced a, uh, new service
that will let you ride with your pet.
So some guy's gonna try to get in the back of your Kia
with a therapy moose.
Um, listen, do we need this
or can we keep dogs at home once in a while?
I just don't want my dog to have a better rating than I do.
-All right. -Be the worst if your dog could stay.
"You-- We-- You can't come in.
You've puked on the carpet too much."
Yeah, my-- You know, my mom loves her dog so much
and she has two and then she never wants to leave them.
So I go, "You want to go to a movie?"
And she goes, "Oh, Davey, I can't leave those dogs
for two hours." I go, "Ah, it's funny.
"You know, when we were kids, you left us
"for eight hours a day when you would go to work,
-and, uh, we're people." -Yeah. -Yeah.
JUDITH: Davey, don't make up stories.
Just do the jokes they write for you.
Mom!
-Uh... -Moms always hear.
-Yeah. -Yeah. Moms can hear everything.
Oh, they know when you're talking trash.
No, they-- Uber Eats does it, too.
-Oh, would they let you bring your pet to Uber Eats? -Yeah.
'Cause I go, "There's two peacock feathers in my panini."
-There wasn't. I was making it up. -I hear that they're doing
the same thing for babies.
So, like, you can Uber your kid somewhere
but, like, alone. And I was just like,
"I-I don't know if I would ever do that."
And, like, if I was the Uber driver, I'd be like,
-"Someone's a terrible parent. Like..." -Yeah, for sure.
Yeah, you don't know you don't want to do that
-'cause you don't have kids. -Yeah. -Okay.
-Fair. Fair. -I have a 16-year-old,
and they could just take him wherever.
That's true.