[music playing]
♪ I heard you found Another partner ♪
[music playing]
♪ Does he ice skate Better than I can? ♪
♪ I saw it with my own eyes ♪
♪ I fell to the ground ♪
♪ Is it because I turned you Into a Popsicle? ♪
♪ I guess that may have been A little bit too much ♪
♪ Is that what made you give up On our love? ♪
♪ I am in the bushes Watching you two skate ♪
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
♪ I am here Just through those leaves ♪
♪ Can you not feel me? ♪
♪ Oh, no, no ♪
♪ I am staring at my hardest ♪
♪ But I'm not the one You're skating with ♪
♪ Oh, no, no, no, no, no ♪
♪ I'm skating by myself All alone ♪
Yeah.
Jenny... I have something to tell you.
What?
Would you... do me... the honor of being my...
be my... [vomiting]
Gross.
[vomiting]
Oh, no.
One of Randy's pepperonis must have flown
into my mouth earlier.
I have dance class after school
and my carpool Nanny will be waiting.
[groaning]
Jen... Jenny. [groaning]
Jen... Jen...
Nate, how could you let her leave? The inspectors.
[groaning]
I had more than this yesterday.
[squeaking] Mm-hmm.
Lucky for you, Chad has a ton to spare.
Chad?
[humming]
[music playing, chirping]
Just when you think you know someone.
Time for transplant.
[beeping]
[dinging]
Oh.
[ripping, screaming]
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Yep, the old peanut butter toast waxing trick,
pulls the hair right off.
[groaning]
Mm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Mm. I don't know. Something seems... off.
Oh, really? Off?
Hmm. Could it possibly be the glued on chest hair?!
I look like a werewolf with a terminal illness.
Maybe gulls need their food pre-chewed.
[buzzing]
No way. Uh-uh. Nope. Not gonna do it.
Then I guess you failed the challenge.
[chirping]
[groaning] Did Chad have to do this?
You can really taste those omega-3s.
[chirping]
[buzzing]
Ah, curse you, Chad and your Pollyannish ways.
Fine.
That's it. That's it. Become the seagull.
He's gonna do it.
[buzzing]
[gagging]
[vomiting]
Oh, no, I'm never eating corn!
Put your cheeks together for Silver Bullet!
♪ Doo dah doo dah doo dah Butt cheeks ♪
♪ Yeah! ♪
♪ Butt cheeks Doo dah doo dah doo dah ♪
♪ Butt cheeks ♪
♪ Butt cheeks Yeah ♪
♪ Butt ♪
♪ Every butt cheek on the left Say, "Yeah" ♪
♪ Yeah ♪
♪ Every butt cheek on the right Say, "Yeah, yeah, yeah" ♪
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
♪ Every butt cheek in the midde Say ♪
[farting noises]
♪ Butt cheeks ♪
♪ It's now or never Butt cheeks ♪
♪ Hold your legs together Butt cheeks ♪
♪ In plaid or pleather Butt cheeks ♪
♪ Light our way forever ♪
Yeah! Whoo!
Doesn't matter how they come
♪ Black & white Or brown or green ♪
♪ If you wanna reach That sleepy cloud ♪
♪ Just relax that booty ♪
♪ As we sing about ♪
♪ Butt cheeks! Butt cheeks! ♪
Yeah! Come on! Sing it!
♪ Butt cheeks! Butt cheeks! ♪
Put your cheeks in the air! Whoo!
♪ Butt cheeks! Butt cheeks! ♪
Yeah!
♪ Heart-shaped, pear-shaped We just don't care ♪
♪ When that booty is on fire ♪
♪ We gotta play that derriere ♪
[farting noise]
If anyone is going to pop this dweeb's pimple, it's me.
No, no. No!
[music playing, screaming]
[music playing]
Whoa. Nothing bad happened?
I was just messing with you, dork.
[cheering]
Do I? Can Kressley have a crush on Nate Wright?
Yeah, that wasn't the question at all.
Crush doesn't even begin to do my feelings justice.
Nate and Kim's tongues intertwined like two snakes
forming an aurora borealis of [unintelligible] passion
as they move-
Huh? Why aren't my gym socks always disappearing?
Mm. [giggling]
[sniffing]
I do. I do too, my darling.
If anyone has any objections, speak now.
[gasping]
Stop the wedding.
[grunting]
Pleasant dreams.
[groaning]
Look at old Harper.
[unintelligible]
No!
[ringing] Oh, friend Nate.
[panting] Yes, Artur?
It is time for Artur backne popping.
[buzzing]
Jenny, my love, will you marry me?
Yeah, sure.
Artur, how did you afford this ginormous ring?
Friend Nate sold all his spiky hair.
And his teeth.
The kidney transplant was a success.
Unfortunately, the same can't be said for the donor.
Thank you, friend Nate.
Earn this. Earn it.
Doctor, he's flat lining.
Don't just stand there, get his other kidney.
[screaming]
[unintelligible] and Xander are twins,
and Chloe had no idea and everyone was like so bad.
But now she's seeing this guy-
[screaming]
Something about killing little creatures makes me feel
so [unintelligible], so powerful, so-
[growling]
[chuckles]
Barbara, that was incredible.
I am going to go shower. Nobody flush.
You're my hero.
She's bonkers and a frog thief.
Oh, yeah, she is off her rocker.
[kissing, croaking]
What are you doing?
Francis, use your powers to stop the blueberry.
Kim, you know I'm a man of science,
and what you're telling me to do is just impossible.
[music playing]
[groaning]
[grunting]
[mouthing "What the?"]
[grunting]
How'd you do that, g-nerd?
I just had a channel my inner Kim.
Oh, and by the way, g-nerd is a redundant insult.
Geek and nerd mean basically the same thing.
[groaning]
Whatever. Just keep your mutant g-nerd powers away from me!
Do you have anything to say for yourself, Henry?
Those mulch piles were public property.
I had every right.
[gasping, shrieking]
I will have order. Order in this court, I say.
Order!
[dinging]
Delivery is here, sweetie.
[sniffing]
[chewing loudly]
What's your name?
That's not relevant.
What's truly important is the social dynamic
among this colony of cannibal ants I'm breeding.
[screeching]
[screaming]
That is awesome.
Chad, this is your buddy. Go play.
[unintelligible] Chad, have you ever tried
the Pacific Hokkaido octopus?
[gasping] Oh.
[grunting]
Hey, you guys want to try something really tough,
you should do atomic sit ups.
Lie back, close your eyes and try to do a sit up.
You'll see. It's stupid hard.
Hmm. Mm.
[grunting, farting, laughing]
[laughing]
♪ You should also know Before we get too far ♪
♪ I struggle with IBS Social anxiety ♪
♪ And a wheezy chest But here we are ♪
[unintelligible]
♪ I really like you ♪
[screaming]
Stay away from Jefferson.
Why me? What did I do to you?
Don't get smart with me, boy.
[grumbling]
Unless you want this to happen.
[groaning]
You don't want a second helping.
Wait, won't this make the big beast come to me?
Exactly.
And when he tries to attack you, I'll go at him from behind.
[chuckles] He'll never see me coming.
Genius.
Ha. Ye- Oh. Yeah, I'm not sure about this plan.
Come on, Chad. Have any of my wild
and impulsive schemes ever put you in danger before?
[screaming]
Nope. In fact, I have the scars to prove it.
[meowing]
[chuckles] Oh, yeah, I forgot about that one.
This is not on the schedule.
What is this rudimentary rubbish?
Whose prints are these?
This is your art, Nate. You drew this stuff.
I-I-I- Who- Who is Nate?
Some kind of naive expressionist?
It's you. You're Nate, and we want your old self back.
This weird, super realistic art with a British accent,
it's not you.
Huh?
[grunting]
Uh, guys?
What's happening with Nate?
I'm trying to get out!
[screaming]
Three, two, one.
Uh, what's going on?
[screaming]
Mom and grandma are out milking the cats,
but they'll be back any minute.
Uh, hold up. You can milk a cat?
Oh, yeah. It's tricky, but totally worth it.
Cat ice cream is delicious.
Oh.
[gagging]
Sorry, Nate. That was so rude to me.
Would you like a glass?
No one go near that door!
You must be Logan. Ellen was right.
You have the perfect amount of skin.
[groaning] [laughing]
[laughing]
Wait! Logan!
[tires screeching]
I guess he wasn't that into you.
Nate!
You wanted a war, you got one.
And I used to be afraid of lizards,
so my mom sent me to immersion therapy.
What's immersion therapy?
It's when they dunk you in a vat of lizards.
Enough!
No! No, no, no!
There's something on my knees!
And I like it! Thank you, mom.
♪ I have fallen in love With a garlic clove ♪
♪ For I am a potent clove Of garlic ♪
♪ Do not boast me Do not toast me ♪
♪ I was alive But check me again ♪
♪ How will I tell her That I'm allergic? ♪
♪ So if we kiss I will die ♪
[snapping]
[slurping]
[music playing]
♪ Castle Von Tooth Castle Von Tooth ♪
♪ Comes for the mysteries ♪
♪ Stay for the [unintelligible] Castle Von Tooth ♪
♪ Castle Von Tooth ♪
[rumbling]
Oh, be quiet, you.
There isn't time for a food break.
Nate is probably worried sick right now.
Nate doesn't need ya, I need ya.
Come on, give me food. Give me food.
He does so need me.
I told him I'd be home by nine and it's; okay, it's only eight.
So- So maybe he's not that worried.
Oh, I am so hungry, I could eat haggis.
Well, I'm sorry I didn't bring a snack.
I was in a hurry.
What do you want me to do about it?
[grunting]
Gas station sushi market.
You never get this kind of treat.
[dinging]
Nothing like gas station sushi on clearance.
[grunting]
Mmm. I think I'll go with spicy tuna roll.
Owie! Ugh.
Uh. [grunting] [stomach rumbling]
[grunting]
I'm gonna destroy you, Nate Wright.
We'll always be friends. Friend.
[grunting]
I'm just dropping in.
Give us the formula, dog. We know you can talk.
[grunting]
[grunting, thudding]
Sorry I'm late, pal. Traffic was real... ruff.
[barking, laughing]
This one doesn't fit either. [grunting]
Look, a perfect match.
Mind if I cut in?
Who needs two kidneys, when you've got a best friend?
["best friend" echoing]
[growling]
[barking]
[barking, beeping]
[barking]
[barking, beeping]
What up with your dog, man?
Actually, it's my neighbor's dog.
[barking, beeping]
[screaming]
[barking]
[beeping]
How about I just go watch a bunch of Internet cat videos
until I'm not freaked out anymore?
That's right, you show those kitties who's boss.
[thundering]
[groaning]
[groaning, meowing]
Oh, no, it's so horrible! Oh!
[hissing, meowing]
[shrieking]
[meowing]
Huh?
[meowing]
[screaming]
- Dee Dee, what the? - Who is Dee Dee?
I'm Veronica, and I've come to immerse you
in the world of cats.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Could you not-?
♪ I can hurry, I can scurry I'm furry ♪
♪ I am fluffy, I am puffy I'm scruffy ♪
♪ I'm never sleepy, never weepy Never creepy ♪
♪ I'm not iffy I am lucky I am bucky ♪
Oh, please make it stop.
♪ Hey, now unfurl your brow And meow with Mrs. Veronica ♪
♪ Meow, unfurl your brow And meow with Mrs. Veronica ♪
- Huh? - There, Dee Dee, see the toy,
Go get it. [groaning]
Cats just want love, Nate.