And now, Youtube comments, with Jacksepticeye :D
Jack, go suck a donut because you are a freaking boss.
Why do you think donuts with holes come from? You hardly think they manufacture them that way.
Donuts are made as a f- actual ball and I just *fart noise* stick my tongue through the middle of them
and burst holes in all the donuts.
You are a ass doom and the right now and
I- What?
OH NOOOOO I JUST SHIIIIAAATT MY PAAANTS!!!!
CLEAN UP! CLEAN UP
I like turtles!
I like trains I MEAN UM- I don't like trains
I'm goo- *TRAIN*
For your next comments video, what was the worst scare you've had during a horror game on the channel so far?
By far, the ending to affected the asylum.
What?
*JUMPSCARE* AAAAAAAAHHHH
Oh my god I just SAT there for like 20 seconds and nothing happened.
And all of a sudden a guy jumped on my face and it REALLY looks like someone jumps at your face
Scared the shit out of me
Well- well- What the-?
*upside down* wel- Well this is a funny font, isn't it?
Oh you're clever. Also I'm pretty sure it's the same font. It's just upside down.
For reading your comments video:
Jack are you ever going to show us your girlfriend and possibly do videos with her?
Yes I will. If I'm ever in the same country or room or anything as her.
Question 2: Do you ever think about making a second channel that could be
used for vlogs or something?
Um- No I don't have any plans to split up my channel.
In fact I don't really like when any youtuber does that.
I feel like it kinda splits up the fan base.
And I really don't like when people put up a vlogging channel.
Because I- Just put your blogs on your main channel.
I know some guys just do one type of game all the time and then go off make a vlogging channel
Cause they don't want to spoil the one game type. But just put everything onto one channel.
Otherwise it kinda looks like view whoring or something like that.
I don't know. I just don't have a very GOOD opinion on it.
Say Jack, I know you say that speed is key, but that's not always true.
If you want to go through something that has a small gap in it, then all you have
to do is be patient and remember that TIMING is key.
Oh contraire. Speed does not refer to something going fast. Speed just refers to
how fast something moves. So technically speed is still KEY but just not 'FAST' speed.
Yeah you've just been Vsauce'd. I'm not saying that I'm like Vsauce.
I'm saying that I say something that was really smart and very in detail
So maybe feel like- yeah.
I swear he gets irritated with the soundproofing on the walls in his room with his OCD and stuff.
Actually I used to a lot.
Especially those ones back there. Yeah you douchebags I use to have a lot of problems with those cuz they used to fall off.
Actually they still do.
They still fall on the ground. And sometimes I'd be recording something
and they fall off the wall in front of me and I try to play it cool and try to make it seem like
nothing happened but when they fall off these days I'm just like AH FUCK IT!
Put this in your next comment video. Do an Agent Smith impression please.
Mr. Anderson. Welcome back. *creepily* We missed you. I don't have a deep voice to do that.
Hugo Weaving is awesome. My glasses are crooked and you can see through them.
This is stupid. Why u no like Billy?
SCREW YOU BILLY!
My nipples are so TWISTY FRESH RIGHT NOW!
OH SO GOOD I COULD SQUEEZE EM!
Rest In Pepperoni, Jack.
Pepperoni? Pepper- where? Do you got pizza? WHO'S GOT PIZZA?!
Do not joke about pepperoni when there's no pepperoni around. *~Jacksepticeye 2014*
That's a good way to get stabbed. JAACK good job NOW SMACK ME! *WAPISH*
YOU'VE BEEN A BAD BOY! At least I hope you're a boy.
Otherwise I just smacked a girl and that's not cool
Your legs are really hairy lol
My legs ARE hairy. They're man's legs
That's why it's cold in Ireland. We need something to keep our legs warm.
And pants are for cissis
What?
What? What do you want?
You got beef? You got beef on me man?
Oh, they grow so fast
Sub? Yeah dude. I'd loved one right now.
Put meatballs on it and jalapenos. Oh so good.
How did you learn how to build your computer?
The internet really.
I looked up tutorials on youtube how to put stuff together and where it goes and what it does.
And then some kind of written articles online.
It's easy. It's really really simple to build your own computer.
Just look up some videos.
Excited for DK 2?
Yeah dude. I can't wait
I ordered mine like right after the orders went up and I'm hoping that I will get it soon.
The- something went out recently saying that we're going to be shipping them soon.
But they had intended to ship 20,000 units of the oculus rift dk2 by the way.
That's what he's talking about.
So they had planned to ship 20,000 units of them and now they're saying they can
only ship 5,000 in July. Which SUCKS. Because I don't think I'm gonna be in
the first 5,000. Ugh and I really want it.
JACK I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO COMMENT!!
THEN I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO REPLY!!
Okay then.
Yeah. Okay. Good. I agree.
Why do you keep stealing cereal from the poor children?
This is MY cereal. The kids don't need it.
The kids outside running around and playing. All they need is ice cream and sweets.
Maybe milk and bread and a bit of butter they don't need cereal. The cereal is mine.
Fucking kids.
Jack, for your next reading your comments video. Why and when did you choose the "I'm Everywhere" song for your outro?
I chose to use it AAGES ago.
I was looking up. teknoAXE is the guy who makes it and he makes some really good songs
I have been using some of the songs in previous videos and then I came
across that one and I was like "Hey this is a cool part towards the middle of it.
I could use that kinda as an outro. And maybe build something around it
like a bit of talking around it." And then that's kind of how my intro ca- or my outro came out.
I just had the song playing and then I like thought of something in my head
to say like in the middle of a video. And then that's it. No secret really.
I'm really glad I chose it though. It's such a good song
Next comment vid. Sean can you show us some bloopers of your intros or outros
P.S you're fucking awesome
Everything is awesome. And I don't have any bloopers.
I don't make bloopers because that's how awesome I am.
But seriously I don't have any bloopers. *chuckles* But if I do the intro bad, you guys see it.
If I do the outro bad
I never do the outro bad. I've never wants do my outro bad.
I'm awesome at it. I just have to say it. You have the best outro I've ever seen on youtube.
Really glad you guys like my outro.
In fact it's come to about that time. Let's all do it together.
*sings* Goodbye Goodbye Good Friends Good- wait.
That's Bear in The Big Blue House. Thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it
PUNCH THAT LIKE BUTTON IN THE FACE LIKE A BOSS! And high fives all around.
*WAPISH* *WAPISH*
But thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO!!
*OUTRO MUSIC*
Christopher Harrop did the subtitles!~ GO SUB TO HIM! WE NEED THEM PLEASE!
*continues the song* And tomorrow just like today~