DADDY BRAD: You know, Daddy Clay, potty training is a deceptively multi-staged process.
DADDY CLAY: It’s true. You think one the diapers have been put away, you’re done
and it time pop the champagne corks.
DADDY BRAD: But not so fast. The kid isn’t really completely trained until he or she
can go in fully clothed, and can come out fully clothed.
DADDY CLAY: It’s great when they learn to put the pee in the potty, but now it’s time
to put the ﬁnishing touches on potty training -- wiping and washing...Final touches...
DADDY BRAD: Are we really going to do a show on this?
DADDY CLAY: It’s an issue.
DADDY BRAD: Rhymes with tissue.
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DADDY CLAY: It is a ﬁne and proud day when you no longer have to wipe anybody else’s
butt. But it takes longer to get there than you might think. Depending in the age at which
you begin potty training. You’ve got mop up duties for three to six months. So for
a while, you’ll be hearing the dreaded “daddy, I’m done.” You’ll move things along
by talking them through what you are doing every time. (He starts to do this...)
DADDY BRAD: When is comes time for the kid to take over full management of his own butt,
some folks will bring in special wipes like these XYZ brand. The upside here is that the
paper here is moistened and helps the kiddo do a better job, plus the cute packaging makes
a big deal and encourages the kid to want to take over this duty. The downside is that
at some point, you have to transition them to regular paper, and these things are about
ten times more expensive.
DADDY CLAY: Some kids will resist being fully potty independent, because until this point,
going to the bathroom has been a very social activity -- quality one-on-one. Now might
be time for some for Dad to introduce some of thee ﬁner things in life. Slip in a nice
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DADDY BRAD: In the early going, the kids efforts are all that accurate, which makes hand washing
critical. Modeling works here. Wash your hands with the kiddo, experts suggest singing the
ABC song through twice will ensure that you are scrubbing thoroughly enough. You can use
products like this Squid Soap or these kid friendly bottles to encourage washing. It’s
a non-negotiable.
DADDY CLAY: Daddy Brad, you’re just right in the middle of this. What’s the biggest
challenge in the wipe and wash phase of potty training?
DADDY BRAD: Without a doubt the smear phase when they say they’re ready to do it themselves
but they’re really not.
DADDY CLAY: With my youngest, this phase has dragged on forever, and I think it’s partially
our fault.
DADDY BRAD: How’s that.
DADDY CLAY: He’s the youngest, and you know as soon as this phase is over he’s a big
boy, so I think we’re sort of letting him drag it out.
DADDY BRAD: Cause he’s ten now, right.
DADDY CLAY: No.
DADDY BRAD: So you are intentionally extending butt wiping, why?
DADDY CLAY: That kid is on his own.
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See you next week, here in the lab.