- Are these, real or fake?
(upbeat music)
I feel like all the headlines are gonna be--
- True. - Real.
- I just never thought that was a possibility.
- I think I'll be able to tell pretty well.
- Oh, so you're being confident.
- I'm just really good at calling out bullshit,
I think it's just a personality trait,
I think it's an Aries thing.
- This is gonna be great
because we've got like Aussie perspective,
London perspective.
This happened in the Coogee Bay Pavilion
'cause it's so real. (woman laughs)
- That's so obvious what they're talking about right there.
- Yeah.
- I think that they're talking about dumping rubbish
because they're talking about a tip.
Talking about a tip.
- Cool, cool, cool, cool, it's real.
- It's fake.
Wait, no, it's real.
- Australians are mad,
shitting is the ultimate way of saying, F U.
- I think real. - Real, for sure.
- Real.
- [Both] Wooo!
- I'd high five you but we're like trying to...
- Uh uh, uh uh.
- verse each other.
- Good thing you changed your answer at the last minute.
- I just wanted to go against you
but then I realized that that wasn't gonna
do me any favors, so.
- No, it wasn't, 'cause I'm going to be right.
- Wow, um, that's quite a headline.
- We sell kangaroo nut sacks.
That's a thing that we--
- Wait, like the testicles?
- Yeah.
- Why do I live here? (both laugh)
What am I doing in such a.
Why do I live here?
Have you seen
a kangaroo's balls? - I've seen a male kangaroo.
- Have you seen a kangaroos balls in real life?
(blows air)
- Context.
(classical music)
Went to Bathurst, - Context,
we need the context. - Bathurst University
out on the kangaroo track
you would just know.
You'd look, you'd look down there on a kangaroo
because if it's a male kangaroo
and it's got big cahoonas,
you've gotta run.
Like you gotta get out of there.
- Where were they when they dropped these nuts?
- [Both] From the sky.
- In an aeroplane.
- Were they in a hot-air balloon?
- Or did they just drop like a cargo container
full of kangaroo balls?
- (sighs) Real. (woman groans)
- I'm gonna go with fake.
(upbeat music)
- Wooo! - Yeah!
- They're tryin' to wig me out.
Egg-shaped man had a great fall.
(suspenseful sound effect)
- Uh, well this is obviously a nod to the nursery rhyme.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall - Yes.
All the kings horses and all the kings--
- [Both] Three, two, one.
(swish)
- I'm going fake.
- Yeeees. - (gasps) Yeees!
- You're still winning, damn.
- Can't fool us.
Win some for once.
(lively piano music)
- Okay, there's a theme here.
- Is this the thing that actually happened?
I feel I kinda remember this in the headlines.
- I thought this is real. - This is at your wedding.
- Yeah.
- If a dildo hit you in the head with full force,
I think that you might be left bleeding.
- At first I thought it was a wedding
but this is like real lit bach's party.
- No, I'm just channeling that good Aries energy right now
and actually, this is real. - So he's stealing my answer.
- Yeah, this is real. (woman laughs)
- Bam!
- I wanna say real.
- This is funny. - Sucka!
- Well, very sportsman-like.
(man in hat laughs)
- (whispering) Canned.
- Roads being canned?
- Roads being canned.
- Canned.
- Is that canned?
(laughs)
- I look like a ... - Is that like...
- like a (bleep) idiot. - is it like (whipping sound).
- I think it's caned.
- Caned toads is what they're talking about.
- So is that like a pun?
- Big problem for Australia back in the day.
Back in the day.
- There are millions of them, on the march,
right across the country at the moment.
- I think it's still a problem.
- But I just think it's bullshit
because caned toads in the northern territory.
I just don't think it's like the right climate for them.
- I'm disappointed with this one so I wanna say fake.
- And it is clever, so I'm gonna say it's real,
'cause Zeta can't write that good.
- I'm gonna--
- Fake news!
- Wooo! - Yaay!
- Geography strikes again.
And now we're crossing back over to our Evelyn
on top of the harbor bridge.
Ev, how's it over there?
- Hey, Zotti yeah, it's super windy up here
on the harbor bridge. - Wow! (laughs)
- Can you hear me down there?
- This is 100% real.
- That's real, yeah. (woman laughs)
- Do you know why it's real?
Because it's ridiculous.
(classical music)
- All right, we had this show growing up,
maybe you would've seen it
because the stars were from your land.
- My land? (laughs)
- (sped up voice) They were a bunch of backpackers
who went into a forest.
(sped up chipmunk voice chattering faster and faster)
(beep)
So long story short, aliens and outback,
that's where it goes down.
- Woooow. - Yeah that must've been
a shit story.
- Real
- Fake.
- Real, I have no bands on.
- No.
- No, but that's just real.
See and I'm trusting that Aries energy again.
- It's just a gut feeling.
You've gotta go with the gut.
- That good, good gut feeling, yeah.
- That's quite funny.
It's got a lot of like funny little puns
and whatever you call those things in there.
- A snake somehow got drunk,
which is like believable somehow.
- They don't have legs, so how do they get legless?
(blows air)
- Okay, I'm... - Real.
- fake.
- Yeah, that's fake, yeah, no.
(whispering)
- What?
(suspenseful sound effect)
(playful music)
For people playing at home,
calling something a big crock means
a big crock of shit.
- Oh, like a big crock of shit.
- Or a big crocodile.
- (whispering) Is a big croc.
- I'll be trying to be tricked here.
- (whispering) It's fake.
- Yeah, I'm gonna say it's real.
- We're the same. (laughs)
- [Both] Awwwwww!
- Yes...
tie!!
- Goddamn it.
- Yes, we're just as bad as each other.
- You got us.
- You sneaky little devil.
- That's a sneaky one.
- You sssssneaky snake. - Is that my only one wrong?
- Damn, I can't believe that's actually fake.
That's real.
- Well, someone in the video team
needs a new job in headlines.
- Wait, I didn't lose.
- [Both] We're tied.
- We did pretty good. - We did really good.
- Collectively, I think - We did like six
- that we still - out of eight, right?
- might have dominated the - Absolutely.
- other teams. - Come here.
(lively music)