>> Greg: CAN YOU FLIP THE
SCRIPT?
IT MIGHT BE THE GREATEST IDEA IN
HISTORY, REVERSIBLE VASECTOMIES
AS A NEW FORM OF MALE BIRTH
CONTROL.
IN A RECENT ARTICLE IN THE
SPECTATOR WHICH IS A MAGAZINE,
WRITER GUY SHEPARD ARGUES THAT
WITH ROE V. WADE OUT, WOMEN WILL
BE ASKING MORE OF MEN IN THE
FAMILY PLANNING DEPARTMENT.
HE URGES DUDES TO FREEZE THERE
AT SPERM AND GET REVERSIBLE
VASECTOMIES YOUNGER IN LIFE
BEFORE KIDS PICK OF THE BEST
BIRTH CONTROL PLAN FOR A YOUNG
MAN AND SOCIETY IS FOR HIM TO
HARVEST HIS YOUNGEST AND BEST
SWIMMERS AS EARLY AS POSSIBLE,
PUT THEM IN A FREEZER UNDER LOCK
AND KEY AND GET A FAST ECTOMY.
NO UNWANTED PREGNANCY, NO NEED
FOR AN ABORTION, IF YOU ARE.
VD MAY BECOME A BABY NEVER.
VD, WHAT IS THAT, VIN DIESEL?
WHAT’S VIN DIESEL, THE SERIAL
NUMBER OF A TRUCK?
IT MAKES SENSE AND SOUNDS AT A
WIN-WIN FOR EVERYONE, THE WRITER
CLAIMS THIS COULD BE EVEN MORE
TRANSFORMATIVE THAN THE PILL
ITSELF.
THINK OF ALL THE KIDS WON’T HAVE
TO BE TOLD THEY WERE AN ACCIDENT
ANYMORE -- I ALWAYS HATED THAT.
I JUST HOPE THE FREEZERS ARE ON
A GENERATOR, ACCIDENTAL FALLING
LEAVES YOU WITH SPOILED ROTTEN
KIDS.
IF YOU STORE THEM IN YOUR OWN
FRIDGE, BE SURE THEY ARE AWAY
FROM THE CAVIAR.
I’M GOING TO END THERE.
TYRUS, IF I WERE A PARENT RIGHT
NOW, I WOULD FORCE MY SON TO DO
THIS LIKE THE MOMENT HE IS --
BORN.
>> Greg: FAST ECTOMY NOW!
>> I’M GOOD AT TAKE MY
10-YEAR-OLD IN NEXT WEEK.
IS THERE A TIME MACHINE?
THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, THE
PROBLEM IS, IT’S GOING TO AFFECT
A LOT OF TV SHOWS, THERE WILL BE
NO MORE TEENS, AND BASKETBALL
WIVES, DONE.
THERE’S GOING TO BE SO MANY
HAPPY PROFESSIONAL ATHLETES OUT
THERE LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE.
IF I COULD TURN BACK THE CLOCK I
WOULD’VE GOTTEN A PERMANENT ONE
AND LIED AND SAID IT WAS
REVERSIBLE.
>> Greg: THANK GOD YOUR KIDS
DON’T WATCH.
>> THIS IS A GREAT IDEA, I JUST
HOPE THIS TECHNOLOGY HASN’T BEEN
AROUND FOR A WHILE BECAUSE I
WANT TO SUE.
I HAVE BEEN BESMIRCHED.
>> Greg: EMILY, GOOD IDEA?
>> TOTALLY, SURE.
WHAT WAS SO WEIRD ABOUT HIS
WHOLE PERSUASIVE ARGUMENT IS HE
SAID FOR THIS TO HAPPEN, THE
DIFFERENCE WILL DEPEND ON
WOMEN -- WITHOUT OUR LEADERSHIP,
HE SAYS THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN.
THE WHOLE POINT OF THAT -- THIS
ARGUMENT HE WAS SAYING WOMEN,
YOU NEED TO RISE UP AND FORCE
THE MEN TO DO THIS, MOMS YOU
NEED TO FORK OVER YOUR
CREDIT CARD FOR YOUR SONS TO DO
THIS AND I THOUGHT A LITTLE BIT
LIKE -- I ROUTINELY LOSE JUST
ONE SHOE.
>> THIS IS TRUE, WE WON’T DO IT.
WE NEED TO BE PUSHED.
WE WON’T DO IT UNTIL WE HAVE
ONE.
ONCE WE HAVE THAT FIRST CHILD
AND DIVORCE, WHATEVER, THEN
WE’LL BE IN THE LINE LIKE THIS.
>> MEN WON’T DO IT BECAUSE THEY
LIKE THE WAY THINGS ARE NOW
WHERE IT’S ALL UP TO THE WOMAN
TO DO EVERYTHING AND IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS YOU GET IT GO SHE
TRAPPED ME, SHE’S CRAZY, THAT’S
WHAT THEY DO.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANYMORE.
>> Greg: LESLIE, WHAT DO YOU
THINK OF THIS IDEA?
>> I SEE UNEMPLOYMENT
OPPORTUNITY.
I CAN VOLUNTEER AT THE VASECTOMY
AND DO THE ASSESSMENT. BECAUSE THERE’S DIFFERENT KINDS,
BECAUSE THERE’S DIFFERENT KINDS,
PUT IT OUT, LET ME SEE IT.
[LAUGHTER]
>> I’M NOT GOING.
>> Greg: ARE YOU PRO OR CON?
>> I THINK IT WOULD BE GREAT, I
DON’T THINK THEY WOULD EVER DO
IT.
THERE WAS MALE BIRTH CONTROL
BEING STUDIED IN THE STUDY WAS
STOPPED BECAUSE THERE WERE SIDE
EFFECTS, THAT DEFINITELY DOESN’T
HAPPEN WITH WOMEN’S BIRTH
CONTROL -- IT DOES, BY THE WAY.
>> Greg: I THINK IT REDUCES SO
MANY RISK FACTORS.
>> IT WOULD BE GREAT I JUST
DON’T SEEM MOST MEN DOING IT.
>> Greg: STARTING TO TALK
ABOUT IT NOW, WHAT IF THERE’S A
GROUNDSWELL OF SUPPORT?
>> I WILL GET A TATTOO OF IT ON
MY CHEEK, GET IT DONE.
WAIT UNTIL YOU’RE ESTABLISHED.
>> IT’S A LITTLE EXPENSIVE, IT’S
650?
>> YEAH, KIDS ARE AT LEAST 800.
>> $650?
WHERE’S MY CHECK?
>> YOU SHOULD BE THE AMBASSADOR
FOR THIS.
>> Greg: YOU SHOULD BE THE