NOW THIS SUNDAY IS MOTHER'S DAY HERE IN THE UNITED STATES, YES,
IT IS.
SO IN HONOR OF ALL OF THE MOTHERS OUT THERE, WE'VE GOT AN
EXTRA SPECIAL GUEST JOINING US ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, HERE ON THE
LATHE LATHE SHOW COMING ALL THE WAY-- ON THE LATHE LATHE SHOW
FROM HIGH WYCOMBE BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, MARGARET CORDEN
IS TAKING OVER TONIGHT'S SHOW, THERE SHE IS.
HOW ARE YOU, MUM.
>> I'M EXCITED TO BE HERE.
>> James: WELL, WE ARE THRILLED THAT YOU ARE JOINING
US.
NOW FOR THE AMERICAN VIEWERS MAY NOT KNOW THIS, THE UNITED
KINGDOM ALREADY CELEBRATED MOTHER'S DAY.
THAT WAS ON MARCH 14th.
HOW WAS MOTHER'S DAY THIS YEAR, MUM?
>> WELL, WE'RE STILL IN LOCKDOWN >> James: IT IS OPENING UP
NOW.
>> IT IS STARTING TO OPEN UP, IT IS GETTING BETTER.
BUT YOU COULDN'T GO OUT TO DINNER OR A MEAL OR ANYTHING.
YOU HAVE TO JUST POP A BARBECUE.
>> James: NOT A GREAT TIME FOR A BARBECUE, IN BRITAIN, MARCH
14th.
>> NO, AND IT'S NOT-- IF YOU THINK IT IS AWESOME HERE NOW,
TODAY T IS FREEZING.
>> James: I WISH I COULD SAY THE SAME T IS ACTUALLY TOO HOT
HERE.
>> OH SHH,.
>> James: MOM, SHOULD WE GET ON WITH THE SHOW.
>> LET'S DO IT.
>> James: NOW EVERYBODY HAS SEEN THE PRESCRIPTION DRUG ADS
ON TV WHERE THE END IT SAYS SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE AND A LONG
SET OF SIDE EFFECTS.
IT TURNS OUT THEY AREN'T JUST FOR DRUGS, THERE ARE SIDE
EFFECTS FOR EVERYTHING IN LIFE.
WHICH BRINGS US TO A SPECIAL MOTHER'S DAY EDITION EDITION
OF SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
LOOK, MUM, YOU GOT YOUR CARD.
>> YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT ONE OF THESE, WELCOME BACK.
DON'T TURN IT OVER, JUST USE THE BACK.
NO.
>> THAT'S IT.
(LAUGHTER) ALL RIGHT, IS ANYONE HERE
THINKING OF CELEBRATING MOTHER'S DAY BUT LIVING ON A DIFFERENT
CONTINENT THAN YOUR MOTH SNER IF YOU ARE THINKING OF CELEBRATING
MOTHER'S DAY BUT LIVING ON A DIFFERENT CONTINENT THAN YOUR
MOTHER YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTEDS AND THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE SENDING YOUR MOTHER'S FLOWERS ON MARCH 149
FOR U.K. MOTHER'S DAY.
>> FLOWERS SO SWEET, BY THE WAY, I LOVE THE NECKLACE YOU BOUGHT
FOR YOUR WIFE.
>> James: THANK, MOM, SENDING YOUR MOTHER FLOWERS ON MAY
9th FOR U.S. MOTHER'S DAY.
>> FLOWERS AGAIN.
VERY THOUGHT OF, I LOVE THE EMERALD IN YOUR WIFE'S NECKLACE.
>> James: YOUR MOTHER ABSOLUTELY LOVING THE FLOWERS
YOU SENT HER.
>> I LIKE MORE THAN JUST THROWERS WITHK JAMES.
>> James: RECEIVING THE MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR SHOWING
YOUR MOTHER HOW SPECIAL SHE IS TO YOU BY SENDING SOMETHING
OTHER THAN THAN THROW WERSZ AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
CELEBRATING MOTHER'S DAY BUT LIVING ON A DIFFERENT CONTINENT
THAN YOUR MOTHER IS.
>> SENDING ME THESE [BLEEP] SLIPPERS.
>> James: I THINK THAT IS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER HEARD YOU
SWEAR, MUM.
>> OH, I CAN BLOODY SWEAR WHEN I WANT TO.
>> James: THAT SHOULD TELL YOU QUITE WHAT MY MOM IS SWEARING
THAT SHE THINKS THE WORD BLOODY IS A REALLY BAD WORD.
IS ANYONE [BLEEP]-- OH, MUM, THAT WILL BE-- NO, THAT IS IN,
THAT IS IN, NO, THAT'S IN THE SHOWMENT WE CAN'T TAKE IT OUT,
MUM, IT'S LIVE.
IT'S LIVE, THAT'S IN THE SHOW.
>> I DON'T THINK-- .
> James: ALL RIGHT, IS ANYONE HERE, ANYONE HERE THINKING OF
BEING YOUR MUM'S FAVORITE?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF BEING YOUR MUM'S FAVORITE YOU SHOULD
KNOW THERE ARE SIDE FEKS AND THEY MAY INCLUDE.
>> REMINDING EVERYONE THAT I LOVE ALL MY CHILDREN EQUALLY,
JAMES.
>> James: SURE YOU DO.
>> I DO TOO, JAMES.
>> James: NOT ONE CHILD YOU LOVE SLIGHTLY MORE THAN THE
OTHER TWO.
>> WELL, I AM NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING ON TV.
>> James: AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF BEING YOUR MUM'S
FAVORITE IS HER BEING TOO SHY TO ADMIT ON TV.
>> IT IS YOUR SISTER.
>> James: WHAT?
WHICH ONE?
>> BOTH OF YOUR SISTERS, I SUPPOSE.
>> James: IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, CUZ THIS WON'T BE ON TV, WHO IS
YOUR FAVORITE.
>> I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE, JAMES, HONEST, I DON'T.
>> James: WHO IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE?
ANN?
>> YOU.
>> James: ME!
IS ANYONE HERE THINKING OF HAVING YOUR SON PUT YOU TO WORK
ON HIS SHOW?
IF YOU ARE THINKING OF HAVING YOUR SON PUT YOU TO WORK ON HIS
SHOW YOU SHOULD KNOW THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS AN THOSE SIDE
EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE.
>> GETTING TO MEET DJ KHALED.
>> James: THAT WAS FUN.
>> GETTING TO FLIRT WITH GRONK.
>> James: LOVE GRONK.
>> GETTING TO SERENADE YOU BY KEITH URBAN.
>> James: SO SWEET.
>> GETTING TO HANG OUT WITH PAUL RUDD, TWICE.
>> James: NEVER HAVE ENOUGH RUDD.
>> GETTING TO HUG BIG E.
>> James: I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT IS.
>> GETTING TO SPEND TIME WITH HARRY STYLES.
>> James: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WORKING.
>> GETTING TO SIT ON NICK JONAS' LAP.
>> James: THAT IS UNPROFESSIONAL.
>> THE-- WITH ORLANDO BLOOM.
>> James: ESSENTIAL, MOM, NO AND THE FINAL SIDE EFFECT OF
HAVING YOUR SON PUT TO WORK ON HIS SHOW IS.
>> GETTING TO LOOK INTO THE EYES OF NFL STARS LIKE SEN
DERRICK MARKS AND TRI REALLY HARD TO LOOK JUST THAT HIS EYES.
>> I THINK I SHOULD COVER MY EYES HERE.
>> I'M NOT USED-- .
>> James: THAT WAS SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE, WE'LL BE
RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW" WITH ME AND A
MUM, MARGARET CORDEN.
COME ON BACK, EVERYBODY.