[music playing]
Hey, hey, Henry, check this out. Check this out.
You see these little breath mints?
- Uh, yeah, I do, but-- - Guess who made these mints.
Schwoz.
- Cool. Yeah, that's cool. - You want a mint?
No, I got to tell you something.
- You want a mint? - Nah, I gotta tell you some--
Nah, I'm good. I don't want a mint.
I said I don't want a mint.
No one wants a mint. No one wants a mint.
Well, then, I will just take this mint...
and threw it at that vacuum cleaner.
[screaming]
[laughing]
Dude.
[laughing]
What was that? What if I said yes
and put that mint in my mouth?
I guess we'll be on our way to your dentist.
Put it out. Put it out.
Yeah, hang on. I just gotta think
of a good zinger.
Baking news: This war is over.
Nice.
[beeping]
Baking soda covered the land and the people,
and, sadly, Gideon... but the grease fire was out
and The Thousand Pranks War was over.
Didn't this all just happen yesterday?
Yeah, how do they update these documentaries so quickly?
Elves.
It's okay. It's okay. [alarm beeping]
I can manage this. I can manage this project.
You say something.
[arguing]
Alright, alright, alright, alright, alright.
Attention. Everyone. This is, uh, Danny Tanner.
Brittle employee, I work here.
Uh, hello. What do you want me to say?
- Run. - Run!
[screaming]
Faster!
Alright, let's get outta here! This place about to blow!
Right!
[alarm beeping]
Need some help?
Uh, no, I think I got it.
- Kid Danger needs help! - Okay.
Everybody grab a hose and hold it in place.
Ah-ah-ah.
Kid, shoot us!
I can't, I'll hit you!
Just shoot us!
You won't be indestructible anymore!
Neither will Drex, now shoot us, ya big quitter!
You being so extra about this.
All right, guys, hold your hoses!
[screaming]
[coughing]
What happened? I can't see anything.
Who's screaming?
Did the Omega Weapon work? Am I still bald?
[beeping]
Hey, what's that beeping?
I don't know.
[beeping]
Uh, dude, did you forget to turn off the pulse grenade?
[beeping]
Oh, n-
[birds chirping]
Come on, you dumb phone, will you let me in already?!
Too many attempts. Phone overheating.
That's not good.
Temperature critical.
Contact Fire Department using another phone.
[dinging]
Hey, Piper, you need me to help you with your-
Oh, that's Piper's phone.
Hey, Piper, your phone's on the gr--
[screaming]
Oh, Haley, marrying you has been my dream
since I programmed you earlier today.
But you never should have asked me to kill my friends.
[screaming]
Don't open your eyes!
[screaming]
Yes.
[screaming]
Don't open your eyes.
There could still be more ghosts in there.
[screaming, crying]
Oh, God, no.
[screaming]
In three, two, one.
- Eat the ball! Eat the ball! - Number two.
- Eat the ball! Eat the ball! - Número dos.
Yeah!
One more! Come on!
Going for the cookie, baby.
[cheering]
Down the gullet!
[cheering]
Whoo!
[bomb whistling]
Oh, I get it Whistling Susie.
It whistles right before it's about to-
Oh!
[rumbling]
[groaning]
I'm okay.
[cheering]
Whoo!
Drex disabled the steering.
Okay, there's nothing you can do. Just get out.
I'm not leaving you.
Jasper, get her out of there.
- But Henry-- - Now!
[rumbling]
Come on!
[screaming] Henry!
Okay. Yeah, this isn't much,
but I think Chapa will appreciate
us trying to Christmas up the Man's Nest a little bit.
I don't know that tree's a beater.
But it's our beater.
And Christmas isn't about trees or decorations or-
This is so much better!
[laughing] I love this floor!
This tree's the worst.
I hate this stupid tree!
It happened last year.
It was a cool Wednesday afternoon,
I was watching the news with my pants on.
And they said that Captain Man and Kid Danger
were visiting the Frittle Factory,
and got into an argument.
Fellas.
No, no, he's asking for it.
- Don't you do it. - He's asking for it.
Oh! Okay.
[unintelligible]
Say hello to my Frittle friend.
[alarm beeping]
Corn compressors are building up an extreme amount of pressure,
and they can't release the corn gas.
Attention, this is Jack Frittleman. Run.
[screaming]
There's two sides to every story.
Hey, Ray. Ray, sniff this flower.
Alright.
[sniffing] Mmm. Smells nice.
What's that, daffodil?
[laughing]
Dag nabbit, Schwoz!
[laughing]
[alarm blaring]
[Ray in slow motion] You really should hurry!
[alarm blaring]
[slow motion] I got it!
[slow motion] Great! Now, hurry!
[coughing]
Kid?!
[coughing]
My phone's okay.
[cracking]
[slow motion] No!
What is that?
[screaming]
[grunting]
Dang, dude.
Hey! What exploded?!
- Captain Man. - What happened?
Where'd he go?
Looks like Captain Man exploded.
Ding dong, the captain's dead.
[laughing]
Yes. Swellview is ours!
[laughing]
Captain Man!
Ooh, sorry, kid, he's dead.
Which makes it very difficult for him to help you now.
Or maybe you're too stupid to realize that it's a new day
in Swellview cause nobody has to worry about Captain-
[laughing]
Toddler, it's time for your nap.
No, wait, wait, wait.
I already took my nap right after-
[screaming]
Wow, this is uncomfortable.
Ooh, I want to try something.
Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't need to try-
No, Schwoz, it's probably not a good idea.
Schwoz, what are you gonna do with that air horn?
[cross talking]
[air horn blaring]
Yeah! Hula! Hula!
Hula! Hula! Hula! Hula!
- Schwoz! - Schwoz, stop!
[unintelligible] You have the hula-
[grunting]
Uh, where's my glass hat?
Your glass hat?
Yeah, I left it right here. Did you see it?
I saw a bowl.
A bowl?
Did you my glass hat as a bowl?!
- Uh. - Where is it?!
It's in the microwave.
What?! It's not microwave safe!
Well, how was I supposed to know?
I'm sorry I broke your hat.
[arguing, beeping]
Man Cave self destruct, activated.
[alarm blaring]
Who touched the button?
[cross talking]
I think you did it.
I was never gonna hit it! I was only bluffing!
You could not been bluffing, I was bluffing!
This is all your fault!
[arguing]
Hey!
Is this place really gonna self destruct?
Um... yes.
And you really can't stop it?
Um... no.
[screaming]
- Wait! - What?
I left my dad's karaoke machine inside.
You think there's still time?
[rumbling]
Don't spill it!
Careful, honey!
Shaking news. Something is happening.
Everybody panic.
Sweet Valley High, this is shaking my bacon.
[screaming]
I don't wanna go to jail!
Are we causing the ground to shake?
No.
Great gumdrops.
[screaming]
Be calm my brothers.
Be calm and we'll all make it out alive.
I can't believe it.
We blew up the Man Cave.
- Yeah. - We did.
You maniacs! You blew it up!
Oh, dang you!
Gosh dang you all, as well!