rgeant
of the whole Army.
Oh, look at you. Look...
Ow! Ow, ow, ow!
What are you trying to prove, Hunter?
Everybody else quit.
One of your buddies is surrendering in the garbage can.
You know, you're the one that dropped my daughter.
Why are you working so hard to impress me?
Why don't you impress your own father?
My father's dead, sir!
Well, impress your mother, then.
My mother's gone, too, sir!
Both your parents died, boy?
My mother abandoned us, sir!
What? Two times!
Your mother walked out on your family?
Yes, sir!
She had some issues, sir!
Relax, kid. We're just talking.
(PANTING)
It really tore my father up.
We never really recovered.
I haven't trusted a relationship since then...
Until Angela, sir.
But she doesn't seem to like you, son.
Oh, she loves me, sir.
Daddy, you were supposed to pick me up a half hour ago. We're late for dinner.
Well, I had no idea that one of these young men
would actually last this long.
(YELLING) Hi, Angela!
(GROANING)
You can't get to me through him, Shawn.
What?
I don't care if you impress my father.
I don't care if he ends up liking you.
It doesn't change how I feel.
I know how you feel, Angela.
He says that you love him.
Well, I don't.
What?
I don't love you.
I am extremely uncomfortable.
Yes, you do.
I know you do.
The only thing I don't know is why you stop yourself.
I don't love you.
I can't love you.
Why not?
They should lock him up.
What are you doin'?
I joined the Army.
What?
Did you do this for me?
Okay, there, Shawnie.
The plan backfired.
Can you take off the uniform now?
Look, I don't have Angela anymore,
I don't have a family at all.
I've got nothing, really.
This is the best thing for me.
Shawn, you're my best friend, so I'm gonna support you.
If you want me to join, I will run out right now
and sign up and go where you're going
and fight right beside you,
you and me, Cory and Shawn.
Let's go! Let's get on the tank!
Please, don't make me go,
because the noises, they scare me so much.
Cory, you don't have to join. Are you sure?
Because I am a fighting machine!
Well, on second thought... No! I don't want to go.
I have received
the following resignations from the ROTC class.
Let me see if I've got this right,
uh, everybody.
(ALL CHEERING)
Well, I hope some of you learned
a little something from the course.
Sneak-attack!
I learned how to sneak-attack. (SHUSHING)
I learned that when a girl beats you up,
and I'm not gonna use any names,
Opanga-Tay.
That's code. That's code. (SHUSHING)
I learned that you never let that girl know
exactly when you're gonna sneak-attack her. (GIGGLING)
I'm gonna get you!
Tomorrow at 3:00, I'm gonna sneak-attack you!
Matthews! Sir, yes sir!
You are a disgrace to this university,
to this country, and humanity in general!
(LAUGHING) Wow.
Drop and give me 20!
Fine.
Dude, you better pay me back.