go be moreti as my wife and
lover okay as my life partner here's a
gift from me to you
Rosie just embrace it Rosie it's not
like we don't all get it from time to
time God that's what happens when you
have hard and rough sex
bye great okay hi this is cooking 101
with multier count so today I'm going to
take you through how to preheat your
oven so you get your oven luckily a lot
of hes come with them we follow the
cooking instructions really thoroughly
because if you do do that then you do
risk having some kind of poisoning like
euli so to oven heat from Char we
prepare our oven to 200° already done
easy in the bag then the next step is to
remove the sleeve and P the film lid
really easy here's the film lid we PA
that I probably want a little uill but I
like that I feel like in life if you
don't put everything into something you
didn't get the desired result a bit like
murderer so Rosie and I just did our
Christmas food shop um in
AA no expense bird I have a tingly arm
real bad oh it's probably sign of a
heart attack so we've got all the food
we need and I'm really excited for
Christmas Day because I bought some
great stuff Laura is coming over Boxing
Day evening before we go back to my
mom's house Rosy's yawning behind the
camera because I put her in what I like
to call a sex coma it didn't but I'd
like to believe that she just picked her
nose in it she picked her nose and ate
it and I'm leaving it in I'm 100%
leaving that in you just I put my finger
and ate it no let me tell them what I
did I put my finger in Twisted it around
and then cleaned it but there was
nothing in there there's no bits else I
would have
flicked maybe no you wouldn't just tell
them the truth hide the truth oh see
cuz she picks her nose and eats it pick
her nose and eats it hey I've got one
floor and it's my only
floor but my bum that was a floor H it's
a floor and it's like the Holy Grail
does that make sense the Holy Grail of
bums I think you have flaws I have loads
of flaws I'll name them for
you I'm having duck with orange sauce
this year for Christmas Day because I
like to be my myself that makes me feel
better for the turkeys yeah exactly I
thought I'd give the turkeys a break
even though I know I find Ducks cuter
than turkeys which is no reason to eat a
turkey over a duck just because ducks
are cuter um turkeys happen to be very
intelligent so sorry for the turkeys so
by killing the turkeys we're actually
just killing ourselves because to posie
I I I had this huge thing I was about to
say about turkeys and you just
interrupted but do you want to come to
no I don't as I was saying turkeys could
one day R Roost all the
r r we're pretty much all ready for
Christmas now so I don't think there's
anything else I need to do apart from
like wrap everyone's presents and you
know buy them so I think I'm done hi
babe
going is that how as makes you feel like
you're better than everyone
else and
me and I'm certainly better than that
girl in tesos Who left skid marks
certainly better that was me
Wilmer do want say hi to the camera on
your dog
walk
no just say hello Wilmer
hello he's taking a business call Storm
Eva is coming tomorrow so it won't be M
tomorrow oh Jesus when there's a storm
the dog hates it oh god well we have to
play loads of TV and music just can't
hear it why does she always have to like
turn around before she finds a good
place to poo she's just like you that's
the most artistic shot I've ever got in
my life Rosie has it come out Rosie
that's the most artistic show I've ever
got in my life the important thing here
people is to pick up your poo Okay
that's that's not what you do you don't
walk through Hedges okay not even Jesus
did that Wilmer I can't believe you
brought that back Wilmer let me Drop It
come here Drop it where is it no don't
take it into the house take it out take
it out take it out okay Rosie yeah it's
it's a poo she's brought in someone
else's poo it's Frozen a Frozen turdler
and I can't open the door old Frozen
turd fro can you believe it can you even
believe it have fun never coming back
inside
bye the things we
do the things we do I took a we in the
dark a you're so cute what have you done
got mud on the you got mud on the what
yeah what have I told you about taking
your shoes off at the door I'm
do no I put those there I put those
there myself so that you didn't have to
bring them from the living room to the
door because somehow even when you don't
put them on your feet you get mud
everywhere I don't need to hear from you
you can stay outside because you're
naughty no I won't hear it no I won't
hear it the lights came on on their own
how did you do
that oh my God it's magic shut up I'm
still mad at you so what color should we
put them on white okay do they have a
white yeah they do okay how do I do it
you take reme you you've lost it you've
lost it haven't you I don't know where
it is in there on Multi you can f my
breast as much as you want it's not
where have you put it these kind of
games I don't enjoy cuz I think oh isn't
it fun for me to think that you've lost
something that we desperately need like
like like are you talking about like
like when you said to me it's not I
didn't film it I didn't press record but
that was a lie and like every time we
get in at home you say have you got the
keys that's an obvious joke right well
the thing is I really don't know she
looks guilty I go and kiss her on the
face but her mouth smells like other
dogs diarrhea still oh she she posing
for the camera so what we're going to do
about these candles then because I find
it funny this whole joke I do not find
funny oh you I find a doy W and look who
it is look at
it seor seor look at this one look at
these little B ear hold
on why are you so [ __ ] pretty it
kills me do you know that you get away
with absolutely everything cuz you're so
pretty cook FP he's like I want to go
out but I don't I just sit by the door
on the side oh oh she coming over I'm
going to hit her in the face child I'm
going to hit her in the face no it's all
right she left I can stood here in my
own time oh she back I'm going to hit
her I'm going to that's it I got her I
got her why does she do that thing to
him when she put the head on him just
leave him alone I'm going I'm going to
hit a child oh she might bark but I can
just swipe her right across face oh
[Music]
hey oh yeah oh you think it's a game you
think it's a game I'll tell you what's
not a game pooy mouths that is not a
game you know do you know what else
isn't a game chasing Flyin that is not a
game oh I no don't you bite
me okay just it your your chin then if
we we can all do that when we're talking
to
people we can all do that when we're
talking to
people we can all do that we can all do
that can't we you think are so clever
cuz you can it your own chin and I can't
with my foot she give me the Puma so
clever you're so
clever uh you look ugly from this angle
no offense you're an alpha doggy oh she
thinks I said W word no we didn't say
that we just jokes on you learn English
no love why didn't you do that to me cuz
you don't look as cute as this look at
this face butter wouldn't melt on his
face look at his face this is this is my
absolute angel cake she's the closest
thing I have to a child and I can't even
describe how much I love her what is it
what's in there what's the actual spirit
in it smells like vodka let me
look look me that's 11 I'll never see
again thanks baby puke on Ice babe
that's how Shadow hugged the boy in
Homewood bound he just sat there whilst
Peter hugged him she's so good when we
were dating you tried to show me that
but we didn't get through it you were
mean about it no you were like oh um
should we do something else I was like
are you are joking do you know when left
you then because you didn't like home
with bound I was like this is literally
what the hell is like my favorite film
you did not nearly leave me I've done
worse and you haven't
left okay this is literally going to
become just a Wilmer Appreciation
Society Vlog so I've got to go missed
him oh she coming into your neck oh my
gosh she's so cute