- This is one of those videos where I'm like,
"Am I really gonna put that on the internet?"
Mmm...
Yes!
Hi guys!
I am sorry I've been MIA.
In June I'm gonna be able to start uploading
Sex Plus a lot more, so get ready for the party
cause it's about to get started.
Anyway, I wanted to tell you some of my most
mortifying sex moments.
Actually, I'm not really like dying to share them.
It's more like, ya'll send me a lot of your
embarrassing moments, you're like, "What do I do"
"I'm so embarrassed."
The truth is sex, bodies, figuring out
how things work, experimenting really just lends itself
to embarrassing moments, it happens to everyone.
One of the most embarrassing moments that I can recall,
that I have not repressed out of trauma, was with my
current partner and at some point my
legs were up on his shoulders and that was
all good and well until it came time to
bring the legs down.
The most terrifyingly loud
queef comes out (laughs).
I'm just like, "Oh my god, did that really
"just happen? That just happened." and I'm like,
"It wasn't, it's not a...
"It's my vagina." and for those of you who
don't know what a queef is, it's when air
gets stuck in your vagina.
FIY, if you put your hips up
or roll them back and forth,
that's a good way to get air trapped in there
Queefs happen to lots of people
and when it does happen you could say,
you know, "My vagina is speaking to you,
"it just made a revelation."
If you're in the presence of someone when they queef,
please do not make them feel bad.
It's not something they can just control
and they're probably mortified.
This is one of those situations where it's best to just,
even though you feel like really awkward,
just try to laugh it off.
Next up, my good friend/sex educatin' partner in crime Cee
is going to share her story.
- (laughs) Are you filming now?
- [Laci] Yeah. - Okay.
This isn't so much embarrassing as it is
uncommon.
I knew someone who wanted to put their
feet inside my vagina, and I said--
- [Laci] That's a good one.
What did they say? - Did you wash your feet?
(laughing)
- I mean, I feel like that's fine.
I just wasn't really...
That didn't make me feel excited.
I'm sure there are lots of folks who enjoy that,
I just don't. - [Laci] Were you embarrassed?
- No.
- [Laci] Were they embarassed?
- (laughs) Yeah, a little bit.
- [Laci] What'd they say?
- I think they felt bad but
I don't really remember what they said.
We had other types of sex after, so it was fine.
- Teenagers don't have their own place
to have sex so I think that's why a lot
of them end up having sex in cars.
So we're driving and he's like, "Is this far enough?"
and I'm like, "No, keep going."
"Is this far enough?", we're like about
to hit the state line.
We end up out in the middle of nowhere
and it's dark and it looks sort of like a place
where you might, you know, get abducted by aliens.
There's a sunroof and I see like flashing lights.
I'm like, "Maybe we really are gonna be
"abducted by aliens right now."
Turns out, tap-tap, it's the cops.
Like 500 miles from any civilization.
Super embarrassing, didn't really have any clothes on.
- [Laci] What do you do when you get walked in on?
- [Cee] What do I do when I get walked in on?
I say, "Oh no, it's time for dinner."
- Oh no! Dinner time!
(laughing)
- [Cee] That's what she said.
Did you know my family doesn't believe in knocking?
- That' not okay. - [Cee] I know.
- So, here is what I would love to happen.
If you have your own embarrassing sex story
moment thingy to share, leave a video response
or just type it up in the comments below
and anytime you're like, "Wow, I just had a really
embarrassing moment, I feel terrible."
just come back and read everyone else's
embarrassing stories and you'll feel less terrible.
I promise.
All right guys, much love, thanks for watching.
I'll see you again as soon as possible, bye bye.