Hello, welcome back.
Today we have a new episode of...
*sirens*
*shriek*
That was really close to the microphone.
As you all know,
we've been doing something called
"The Ling Ling Workout" on this channel.
This is what Ling Ling does every morning, to prove...
...violin superiority. But!
Today we are gonna step it up.
And we have a new workout, called the
"Sacrilegious Boi Workout"!
Yees.
As you all know,
Sacrilegious Boi plays 15 notes a second
on a 1.5 million dollar electric violin/viola.
And we thought,
"What other sacrilegious ways can you play classical music,
apart from playing just as quickly as possible?"
So today we have 8 sacrilegious challenges,
which will uh represent...
...lots of sacrilegious offenses in classical music.
- Things that you're not meant to do, in classical— - The unspoken laws of classical music.
- Yeah. - We're here to break them.
*evil chuckle*
Alright, scissors paper rock [to see] who goes—
Scissors, paper, rock!
Is that scissors...?
Scissors, paper, rock!
- Oh my God... - Scissors, paper, rock!
*groans*
Scissors...
- I don't wanna do that again. Just get one. - Alright.
- One for each. - This is how sacrilegious life can be.
FYI, Tchaikovsky's [a] composer, senza vib meaning...
...no vibrato!
*laughs*
I was trying so hard not to vibrate.
This is what it's supposed to sound like,
for those of you don't—that don't know what—
Tchaikovsky is, and don't know what vibrato is.
*high-pitched singing*
If you can...
If you can play with vibrato, you can play without vibrato.
Alright guys, my turn.
*claps*
Ooff! Ooh!
Mozart's all about phrases and music...
Actually a lot of classical music is about phrases.
To compare that to with some phrasing, or attempted phrasing.
- Yeah. - Next one.
(Both) Ooh.
Oh that's sacrilegious AF.
Ok guys, so there's this thing...
I bet you do it.
Down bow we diminuendo, up bow we crescendo.
'Cause this is heavier here, and lighter here.
This is how it's supposed to sound like.
Here you go.
Argh! Arghhhhhh!!!
Argh!!!
I'll start—I'll have to go from the second half.
Yeah.
- *shriek* I did it again, did I? - Yeah.
One more time, last time. Third time lucky.
Argh I did it again!
*chuckles* My ears wouldn't let me.
My ears are like, "Stop doing damage."
This is how it supposed to sound like.
Mm-mmm. My turn.
(Both) Oh.
Yeah!!!
That was as good as YouTube rewind.
That was pleasant to the ears.
*chuckle*
Alright, is it my turn?
Hi-ya!
Ohhhhhh.
- That's sacrilegious. - Alright, debated guys, debated.
It's gonna be [a] slow Bach.
Yeah okay, I got one. The one I only play.
*laughs*
*sigh* That was tiring.
*sigh* Sounds like Heifetz.
Ooooohhhhhh!!!
Here is it properly.
Eeeyah!
Oh! Oh!
- Ohh! - That's easy. Do it all the time.
*shriek*
You didn't even give the pianist time. *chuckles*
Rush through the rest!
*sighs* That's what happens during performance, right guys?
Alright, here we go.
*laughs* Yeah. *sings along*
Ohhhh.
- Ohhhh. - That's a big one,
- that's a big sacrilege I know a lot of you are... - Ohhhh.
- ...guilty of doing. - Teachers, you know what I mean.
And students, you know what I mean.
- Meditation, right? - Hm-hmm.
*laughs*
So dumb.
Oh, so much better.
There you go.
Gotta learn to sustain that vibrato.
That's right guys.
Wiggle the fingers, wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle.
Alright, last—last challenge.
Will we hit 10 minutes?
Oh no...
Oh yes.
Ohh!
That's so sacrilegious.
Ohh!!!
That'll be so hard to follow. *chuckle*
*chuckles*
F***ing frickin' hell...!
Alright, and it's supposed to sound like...
Okay guys, thank you so much for watching!
Hope you liked the Sacrilegious Challenge, please do it—
I mean, please don't do it in your lesson.
But we dare you, I dare you to do it.
And don't blame us because...
You know, we never taught you sacrilegious techniques.
Mmm.
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