(air whooshing) (bright upbeat music)
(gears ratcheting)
(air whooshing)
(chimes tinkling)
- Hey, fruit lovers!
I'm Orange, and that Pear's Derriere. (laughing)
- Hey, come on, dude.
You serious?
- Yeah, I'm serious.
It's looking like there's a full moon out tonight.
(laughs)
- Hey, we can see your butt, too!
- Aw, pear! You lookin' at my tooty fruity booty?
Whatchu doin'?
- Oh, for crying out loud.
(laughing)
Okay, that's enough. Can we get to the episode?
- We're back with another episode of Fruits React!
- That's right!
So, today we are going to react to
all of the episodes where
the main kitchen crew were introduced.
- Hey hey! Now that sounds like
a real blast from the past!
- It does!
- You know what else sounds like
a blast from the past?
- What's that?
- This TNT.
- Hey, what are you doing?!
(laughing)
Put that down right now!
(screaming)
- Hey, watch the merchandise, buddy.
- Passion!
- And Orange's love interest was born.
- Hey, whatchu talkin' 'bout, love interest?
- (stutters) Well, I mean, come on, dude.
Everybody knows.
- Knows! Knows what, huh, chicken butt?
(mouthy fart noises)
- Yeah. Yeah, freaking out and screaming gibberish
doesn't give it away at all.
- I'm not freaking out
you're freaking out
taco pie pants, huh!
- Taco pie pants?
- Pear's naked! Pear's naked!
Pear's always naked. He's naked all the time.
Nakey Pear nakey Pear!
- Oh my God, you're so in love.
(screaming)
- Wanna see some kung fu voodoo?
- [Orange And Pear Together] Grapefruit!
- Hey Passion, you wanna watch me flex?
Check it out.
(straining noises)
(laughing)
- Legend says he's still flexing today.
- And has no more muscles than when he started.
(both laughing)
You know, I don't want to say that Grapefruit is dumb,
but after this video, he actually got a perm.
- A perm? Why?
- To build muscle, his trainer recommended
that curls might help!
(laughing)
- Knife.
(screaming)
- Aye! Yeah!
- Ohhhh ouch!
- Aw man, now there's a scene I can watch
over and over and over again.
- Uh oh.
- I mean, I'm not saying that he deserves it,
but...
- Oh no.
- Ooo Grapefruit, you're a real cut up!
(laughing)
- I feel like somehow this is
really cathartic for you.
- What do you mean?
I don't like watching
Grapefruit get hurt at all.
Never!
(laughing)
- Oh? Where am I?
- [Together] Grandpa Lemon!
- You know, I've always wondered:
How old exactly is Grandpa Lemon?
- Hmm. I'm gonna venture to say
that Grandpa Lemon's so old that
he was in school, there was no history class.
- Ohh!
(laughing)
- Why are you such a sourpuss?
(laughing)
- Aw, man. He's
he really can fall asleep through anything.
- I know! I remember one time he fell asleep
while operating a jackhammer.
- I remember one time he fell asleep
while skydiving!
- I remember a time he fell asleep
at a Nickelback concert!
- That's everybody at a Nickelback concert.
(laughing)
- No. A one-man band talking lemon-head like me.
(dramatic music)
- No. Knife!
- Ouch.
- Ohhhhh.
- Talk about a splitting headache!
(groans) (laughing)
- Too soon, dude!
- Too soon? It was like ten years ago, Pear!
- Oh. Wow, you're right.
- Yeah. We're so old we fart dust!
- No!
(farts) (gagging)
- What are you, tone deaf and blind?
- Whoa, it's a midget apple!
- No, no, no. I'm a crab apple.
That's a midget apple.
- We prefer the term little apple,
thank you very much.
- [Together] Little Apple!
- Yeah.
- He may be an apple, but he's pretty cool
in my book.
- Oh, yeah. Little Apple's the best!
Although he only actually appears
in this episode a couple of times.
- Oh, yeah, just like in real life.
He likes to keep it short!
- Ohhh!
(laughing)
- Are you finished?
- No, I'm an orange. (laughs)
- (mocks laughter) Shut up --
(laughing)
- Crab Apple living up to his name.
- I mean, yeah, he is an apple.
- So, what exactly is it?
Why do you not like apples?
- What do you mean?
That's like asking why I don't like root canals.
- (scoffs) Yeah, but why? Why?
What about them?
- I don't like apples.
They're coarse, and rough, and irritating.
And they get everywhere!
- Did you just quote Anakin Skywalker?
(laughing)
- Plumpkin!
- Plumpkin?
- Ooohhh!
- Just a few inches over and little apple
would've been little piddle!
(laughing)
- Today, you will help me
by annoying my victim
to death.
- What are you talkin' about?
- Whoa. Where am I?
- [Together] Marshmallow!
- Man, I totally forgot that this
was Marshmallow's first episode.
- Marshmallow versus Emo Clown
is a match-up I'm always in the mood to watch.
- Hey fluffy face, you look like a mini pillow.
(laughing)
- Yeah? Well, you sound like
a chipmunk riding a rainbow. (laughs)
- All right, dare I ask. What do I sound like?
- What do you think you sound like?
- I dunno, just a pear.
- A pair of what?
- No, just a pear.
- A pair of what pear?
- Not a pair of anything! A pear!
- You're not a pair of anything?
So that means you're a pair of nothing.
Pear --
- No.
- How could you be a pair of nothing?
- No! I'm not a pair of nothing,
I'm a pair of something! I am a pear.
- Then what are you a pair of?
- Pear!
- But there's only one of you!
(screams in agitation)
(laughs)
(laughing)
(slicing sounds)
- Good old Marshy.
- So awesome.
- Even in the face of getting stabbed and burnt,
Marshy's still happy.
- I definitely wouldn't have it any other way.
- So what do you think Emo Clown's up to these days?
- Oh, I heard he opened a restaurant,
but not many people go to it.
- Oh really?
- Yeah, the food tastes funny.
(laughing)
- Good one, Pear!
(fun, upbeat music)