But I wanna stop the war, I don't want that war to continue.
And I'll stop that war, mark my words, I'll stop that war in 24 hours.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> So we're in a position-
>> [APPLAUSE]
>> In addition to all the other gobly good
Trump said during Hannity's town hall,
the orange menace decided to make the absurdly bold claim that he is
the key ending the war in Ukraine, and he will do it in 24 hours.
How exactly does he plan to end the war?
Because that's really quick, so there must be an amazing, very executable plan,
something that's just a mind blowing strategy.
Well, he revealed it live on TV, take a look.
>> I know both, and frankly, Zelensky was very good because he was part of the phone
call, and he said he didn't say anything wrong to me, the Democrat, he could have
gone in grandstand and said, well, I felt threatened, I felt threatened.
I get along with him, I get along with Putin.
It would have been much easier to stop it before it started,
Putin would have never done this.
Would have been much easier, right now, it's a mess.
Now they're hitting Kiev, and
they're hitting all sorts of things that weren't supposed to be hit.
The country is being decimated.
By the way, the deaths are far more than their report.
When they say nine apartment houses got knocked down and
two people got hurt, no, no, hundreds of people died.
The numbers are much different than what you're being told.
I will get them into a room, and I know an exact way.
Number one, you tell one you're not gonna get anything unless you make a deal.
You tell the other one they're going to get a lot unless you make a deal.
And you just sit them and you put them in, and you have to make a determination.
>> [APPLAUSE] >> And I'm telling you, within 24 hours,
that whole thing will be settled.
It'll be settled.
And you need the power of the Oval Office, you can't just walk in and
say, I'm going to settle the deal.
>> [LAUGH] Now, that is a plan, wow, color me impressed.
You walk in and you put them in a room.
You can't even get them in a room within 24 hours, but you walk in and
you tell him you're gonna do this and
you're gonna give that, and then you tell the other guy you're going to give a lot,
and you tell the other guy you're going to give a little, and the war is done.
Okay, because I was on the phone call.
You'd love to see his mind just go, his own version of dementia.
Just how are you going to end the war?
Will Zelensky was on the call, a perfect call, okay, impeach me for no reason, and
I'm going to just gobble and talk and say nothing sensical until both sides say just
to shut this orange monster up, we're going to end the war, okay?
And that's the plan.
That's mostly the plan.
This is, of course,
is not the first time tupe fiasco has claimed he is the key to winning wars.
He said this in 2019 during a meeting with
Pakistani Prime Minister Imran Khan regarding the war in Afghanistan.
Check this out.
>> There is tremendous potential between our country and Pakistan.
I think Pakistan is gonna help us out to extricate ourselves.
We're like policemen, we're not fighting a war.
If we wanted to fight a war in Afghanistan and win it,
I could win that war in a week, I just don't wanna kill 10 million people.
Does that make sense to you?
I don't wanna kill 10 million people.
I have plans on Afghanistan that if I wanted to win that war,
Afghanistan would be wiped off the face of the Earth.
It would be over in literally in ten days, and I don't want to go that route.
So we're working with Pakistan and others to extricate ourselves.
Nor do we want to be policemen, because basically, we're policemen right now, and
we're not supposed to be policemen.
We've been there for 19 years in Afghanistan, it's ridiculous.
>> He had a great plan to end the war in Afghanistan.
You just told us the plan in that clip, it's nuking them.
You wanted to nuke them.
I don't wanna kill 10 million people, and
somehow Trump's nukes would take ten days to deploy.
A nuke takes about an hour.
So, the man is an insane, stupid idiot, and proven yet again,
by the fact that he said those words, and yet it took two more years and
a new president to actually have the United States withdraw from that war.
And a flawless withdrawal it was, sarcasm, Cenk.
>> Yeah, so I'm actually mixed on this story.
Why in the world am I mixed?
I think Trump makes some good points about how he could end it in 24 hours.
No, of course not, that's an insane thing to say, guys.
But I am mixed, I'll tell you why in a second.
So, look, is the guy cray cray, of course, obvi, right?
And that's the thing I can't understand about right wing voters.
I like Bernie Sanders, he ran twice, I supported him.
If Bernie Sanders said I could end the Ukraine war in 24 hours, I'd be like, man,
I guess we need a new candidate, because that's unhinged, that's crazy, right?
I don't go like, that's it, Bernie, guys, Bernie's got a secret solution,
he could end it in 24 hours.
Hey, everybody, Bernie can end it in,
I would never say that because that's crazy, right?
But everyone right wing media is like, that's it Trump could end it in 24 hours.
Yeah, that's it, and every right wing voter believes it instantly.
Guys, snap out of it, Jesus Christ.
And look, he's like, I could win the Afghanistan war,
I could kill 10 million people, that's not winning.
So we all know we have nukes, and yes,
we could nuke Afghanistan, and Afghanistan doesn't have nukes.
Look, these solutions to intractable problems are difficult.
His simple mind cannot process it.
So he's like, simple solution, I get them together,
we do another perfect call, it's over in 24 hours.
Simple solution, we nuke them, then they don't exist, I win.
No, those are not real solutions.
Real solutions are messy and hard.
So in the case of Ukraine, the real problem is, in order to get a solution
here, the Russians are demanding territory from Ukraine, and
Ukraine is saying, we will never give up that territory.
So how the hell are you gonna get to a compromise?
It is very, very difficult.
So what's the strand of two sizing this?
Well, Biden isn't even trying to end the Ukraine war.
We are not doing peace talks at all.
And so we're trying to hurt Russia as much as possible through this proxy war.
And so will Trump try to end it?
I guess I mean, he's a buffoon, and I don't know that it's gonna help much,
but any effort is better than no effort.
My job is to be honest with you guys, okay?
And then to be fair to Trump on the 24 hours nonsense, insanity.
Every politician doesn't say it that way because that's too goofy, right?
But they say, on the first day I'm gonna do this, on the first day.
Like, Joe Biden promised 28 things that he was going to do on the first day.
You know what he did on the first day?
Ha ha, I'm president, I'm president.
He didn't do anything outside of that, okay?
And he didn't even try half the things he said he was gonna do on the first day.
So politicians are full of crap, not just Trump.
>> That is a lie, Cenk.
He said, listen, folks and come on, man, a bunch of times that day.
>> Listen, folks, no, this is serious, I'm not joking.
>> Come on, man.
>> Come on, man, I'm president, and that's no malarkey, okay?
That's what Biden did, all right Jackson.
>> Well, Biden also said nothing will fundamentally change,
so at least he told the truth with that.
But I think one of the biggest appeals that Donald Trump has to conservatives
reflects the general conservative approach to politics, is the simplicity.
Everything's so simple, and anybody who tries to make this complicated,
they're just not smart and strong enough to tackle the issue.
That's why me, I know what to do, I'm just gonna bulldoze over it.
So whether it's a claim like doing something in 24 hours, and
you're right, pretty much every president or
people in leadership positions will make huge claims.
Or Ronda Santa saying, I'm gonna wipe out leftism and
wokism from the dust bins of history.
>> [LAUGH] >> No, you're not gonna eliminate part of
human psychological thought process basically is what left and
right wing basically just means it's a way of approaching life.
So that's all it is.
But Donald Trump is just again, I mean, he's just hilarious, let's face it.
We're just gonna gather everybody around the campfire and
pass around the peace pipe and we'll make the right people happy.
And then I could have just dropped bigger bombs on Afghanistan than we were already
dropping, but I didn't do that, so reelect me in 2024.
That's basically his whole campaign.
But again, it's the simplicity.
Everything's so easy and simple and that's one of the reasons he does so well.
>> That was some great points and an amazing DeSantis impression.
And then the Trump impression was as not as good as me or Cenks.
>> [LAUGH] >> But the DeSantis is on point, yeah,
he's just a robot, you know what I'm saying?
>> Yeah, I'm gonna give the last word to Savage, though,
although I agree with Ben that your DeSantis was or DeSantis was excellent.
Savage Lou a member on Twitch wrote in, he'll handle it in 24 hours,
probably by letting Russia take everything and more.
Well, it could be, fair point.