You're watching "Love & Hip-Hop Hollywood."
"Check Yourself"
Season Five.
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So the scene you're about to see is Paris
trying to go to Kimberly
to squash their issues once and for all.
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This feels so good.
Hello.
Hey, K.
How you doing?
See that? They can't even front.
They miss each other.
Girl, they putting me in movies now, girl.
I-- I'd heard!
You see the glow, sis?
I don't know if that's glow or if that's sweat.
I heard you was looking for me.
Yeah, I was looking for you.
I went to (bleep) London,
and Moniece was like, "K said you a bad friend."
Energy's off already.
Uh-oh.
I'm nervous that this is gonna go wrong.
I thought we was good.
Well, she was saying you came knocking on her door
saying that I was lying.
And I'm like, oh, well--
I did say that--
They got me drunk. I don't even remember that.
They said I knocked on her door,
and I said, "Bitch, you think I did some?
Call K right now."
You sound like you lying.
This all could've been fixed if somebody just gave Moniece back that cereal.
Oh!
You cannot keep making excuses for what happened.
It was a (bleep) ride.
A (bleep) ride is using my card!
Okay, but, K--
Pa-tato, Po-tatoh! It's still the same thing!
That's my credit card!
But my whole is it was a $50 ride.
It wasn't $50, Paris.
So what is was then, K?
How much was it? How much was it, K? How much was it, K?
Oh!
Why are we still on this thief thing, though?
I've been very quiet! Do you see all this?
Ride, ride, ride, ride!
You said-- K! K!
This was almost $300!
$300?!
Man, I thought she was talking
about some bands or something, man.
This is the proof! This is everything!
Girl, I don't want that.
No, I'm serious--
I don't want--
We was better than that.
You got some ones?
I can't figure out how $50 went to 300...
I can't figure out how one (bleep) charge
came to...
$1,400,506.08.
seven to eight pages worth of receipts.
I just didn't-- I mean--
You gotta come every time ready now,
'cause you never know when a (bleep) might call you out.
This here is reality TV,
so you gotta give these (bleep) reality.
But, K Michelle, I'll pay the $300, man.
Don't worry about it, man. Let her off the hook.
I work my (bleep) off every day!
Thieves don't get blessed, K!
How was your life after you did that to me?
My life is fine! I don't want a thief.
Are you serious?
When you get done, I don't want a thief.
Oh! Paris!
Somebody get that (bleep)! Somebody got her!
Oh... Ooh!
She been terrorize you (bleep) for life!
Somebody got their (bleep)-- Ooh wee, man!
You should've put paws on her, cuz.
Oh! Oh!
This is where you turn into a white woman.
"Police! Excuse me!"
(Paris screaming)
She been waiting to say that (bleep) for some years.
That ain't no (bleep). You preach that.
You ain't around for (bleep).
That (bleep) been on your mind, Paris.
If you're a security guard, and your (bleep) didn't go
to professional football training camp,
and Paris trying to get loose, get the (bleep) back,
she (bleep) around and break the collar bone
or something on one of these (bleep), man.
You better leave her alone. She was all-state, boy.
The security guards really doing their job there
holding Paris, 'cause she was-- Guh!
When you go platinum, holler at me, okay?
Ohh!
Why you so mad?!
'Cause you a liar!
Damn!
"When you go platinum, holler at me."
Ooh, that hurt me.
Lord, and she's reading receipts!
(laughing)
Crime! $8.00!
What type of a bitch steal $8?
What the (bleep) did you buy, some crackers, bitch?
Get your (bleep) fixed, bitch!
(laughing)
Goodbye, Paris!
(laughing)
Oh!
Paris, don't moonwalk out.
That's my bitch! Yeah, P!
Don't moonwalk out.
Close your eyes!
Bye! Have fun!
Ooh!
I don't know, bro. The broke (bleep).
Ooh! "Call me when you go platinum!"
That (bleep) hurt me in my chest, man.
That (bleep) hurt me in my chest, I ain't even gonna lie.
Mmm, dagger!
The next scene y'all are about to see
is Kandie throwing a fit
because I didn't pick JayWill to perform.
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Oh, I was here!
Man, this (bleep) on a mother(bleep) parade.
What the deal? (bleep) there no planning
to be (bleep) (bleep). That funny, man!
Okay, come throug, Kan-die!
What is it now?
Okay-- Ooh! Ooh!
Colors, hair, inches!
The inches!
He out-inched me, man. I thought I had all the inches.
Last minute, La'Britney had to go over to London with Bridget Kelly.
Watch it when you talking about La'Britney, child!
That's my dawg!
I love JayWill. He's like the hood tooth fairy.
The who?
No shade.
There's space for everybody.
She' out there getting her money, okay?
See, I'm gonna stick up for the ladies.
La'who? La'what?
This is Pride. Love, l-o-v-e.
Love, positivity, and plus I'm here!
Yay!
Yes! This is what I'm saying.
See, JayWill wouldn't talk like that. This is the Kandie.
No.
I've got a surprise for you.
I think there's a surprise for Kandie.
That wig is rising in the back. (chuckling)
Got a surprise for me? 'Cause I-- Okay.
Listen, I don't do well with surprises.
I will I can just talk my face off,
but I have to go and get ready to perform.
Oh! You be careful with them braids, child.
Choke-- Hang somebody with them things.
Man, he shouldn't even perform
after he tried to play you like that.
I have a very special performer coming to the stage, guys.
I need y'all to give it up for Kandie!
(cheers and applause)
I was trying to give him good vibes.
Oh, she cute. Okay, all right.
(cheering continues)
(ululating)
(laughing)
Y'all kill me with that clothes and (bleep)
what with y'all been doing.
It's like nobody promoted here JayWill,
and was like, "Come audition."
And he came and auditioned. They was like, "Be you."
But he showed up as himself,
and they wouldn't let him be him.
And you wanna know who that person was?
Cut the mic!
My God, this is award.
Misster Ray!
How is it that you're throwing an event...
JayWill, now is not the time, baby.
We want answers, don't we, guys?
(scattered shouting)
What the (bleep)?
You mind answering for the people?
I'm not a promoter!
This is not professional at all.
How you professional? You don't even have a profession.
Okay, bitch, we're not finna do this right here in front of all these people.
Yes, Ray, handle it in a classy and professional way.
He's like, "I'm not about to do this with you
with a mic when I don't have a mic."
Never argue with someone with mic if you don't have one.
Make some noise for a bad bitch with a fat (bleep)!
(cheers and applause)
(snickering)
Un-uh, where you going? Come here.
Do you know what, Misster Ray act like somebody's old auntie.
Come here! Come here! Now come here now!
Bitch, what the (bleep) you want?
My (bleep) frontal is lifting.
I'm not worried about your wig lifting.
How the (bleep) you gonna disrespect me? Am I not your friend?
He got stressed and lifted his own wig off.
Stop worrying about your wig lifting!
Had you did that on this stage, they wouldn't have been lit like that.
What you did today, you should've did at the audition.
It needed to be upbeat, lively music.
So when you call me a friend...
That (bleep) turned to-- to (bleep) part real quick.
Donatella, she don't like confrontation at all.
I have been in this business since 2006...
You could've been in it since '93. It does not matter.
You don't understand.
Being gay was tolerated then. It is celebrated now.
Exactly!
This Pride event would not have gone on in Hollywood
12 years ago when I first got here.
All I hear is...
Don't you guys break up. Don't y'all do this.
Don't do this!
Harmony! Love! Pride!
Don't do this. Figure this out.
(laughing)
Kandie, man, them (bleep) looks like (bleep) candy.
Hey, man, do your thing, man.
Look, I don't discriminate against nothing
nobody want to do or be.
You feel what I'm saying?