Let's suit up, shall we?
Prepare to fire some cool weapons!
Which ones?
All of them.
Okay, who is that? And how'd he get in here?
- Oh, yeah! - These'll do.
Hey, yo, guys!
How about we take the glowy ones?
Uh...
Oh! Dibs on the sword!
Oh, boy!
Hot soup!
Boom!
[grunting]
What about you, Donnie?
Don't you want a glowy weapon?
No, I'm good.
I'll never let you go.
This looks interesting, though.
Oh, yeah!
You're conversing with Donatello.
Dude, I need your help!
For you, anything.
As long as it does not involve bees.
Or spiders, or beach balls.
Please, not beach balls.
Can you fix Alberto?
He broke before singing happy birthday.
April still hasn't gotten
through the happy birthday song yet, guys.
April still hasn't gotten through the Happy Birthday song?
Am I on speaker?
Or cake, actually.
Or cake?
Alberto's is the pizza place, right?
We'll be right over.
Hey, if you guys are in the middle of something...
Fixers in the house, swooping in to save the day!
That was fast.
Actually, I just needed Donnie.
Oh, we know, we just came for the free pizza.
[growling]
Uh...
[grunting]
Huh?
Hmm...
[snickering]
[grunting]
Hero Town. Population: Me.
[screaming]
[grunting]
Hey, Meat Sweats.
Looks like you're about to get some shocking news!
Oh, I love the smell of frying bacon in the morning.
I must admit, I do smell delicious.
Hey, no, that's not how--
He's getting a little hot under it.
[grunts]
Chef Swagger!
Oh, big fan.
I was wondering, um, how do you get your meat so tender?
You've got to pound it!
Impact imminent.
Whoo-yah!
Yeah!
[grunting]
[grunts]
Hey...
[screams]
[grunting]
Never underestimate your opponent.
Even if he does have a bad back.
- Underestimate this! - Never rush in, red guy!
Sayonara, cutie pie!
That should've been spin, duck, thrust.
[grunting]
Stop hitting yourself.
What?
Donkatoma!
What?!
Who's your daddy?
[grunting]
Do not rely on your tech, funny one.
Whoa, whoa!
Come on!
[grunting]
[screaming]
[grunting]
[groaning]
Thus ended the lesson.
[growling]
[screaming]
[gasping]
Wish I had sandwiches for brothers.
Be better than those jerks.
Okay, sure.
I'm a little jumpy. All right.
But afraid?
Raph don't do afraid!
[screams] It's in the lair!
[grunting]
Oh, I'm enjoying this.
The guys told me Mrs. Cuddles totally freaks ya out,
so I brought her over in the trunk for a sweet prank.
Hey, no hard feelings, okay, big brother?
Let's be friends forever!
[laughing]
Oh, good one. Making my heart almost explode.
For the record, these are tears of laughter.
I'm laughing at you!
Where are my brothers? They said they'd be here.
[panicking]
[panting]
[grunting]
Uh-oh.
Donnie forgot to text Raphie we were running late.
[laughing] Oh, sweet, sweet Angelo,
how soon you forget that today I am on vacation.
Hence, my board shorts.
The international sign for,
"I'm not a useful member of society."
We only left the guy alone for five minutes,
and we told him we had to find tubes.
This is a job for Dr. Delicate Touch.
[clears throat]
Get your mind right, son!
[screaming]
[laughing]
[gasping]
What took so long?
You know Raph gets weird when I'm left alone.
Yes!
Okay. Rock, paper, scissors for the first slice.
Me and Mikey are up.
It's funny how Raph always starts
against Mr. Only Chooses Scissors.
[in unison] One, two, three...
- Scissors! - Rock!
No! Not again!
How do you do it?
[laughing]
Huh?
Pizza. Slice. Gone!
Which of you creepoids took it?
Huh?
[screaming] The table's eating our pizza!
[chomping]
It's the chair!
[screaming]
Wait, Pops?
Yes, and so begins your next lesson.
Let me guess, how to starve your enemies to death?
No! Today you learn
the art of ninja stealth and invisibility.
The foundation of every great ninja.
Lights-off jutsu!
What?
You couldn't have done this last week
when Mikey cooked brussels sprouts?
♪ Eat, eat some cake! Eat some cake! ♪
♪ Raph's gonna eat some Eat some ♪
[scratching]
[laughing] Classic Mikey prank attack!
Nice work, bro!
- Give me some! - Yeah!
Oh, nuts.
[screaming]
[laughing]
[grunting]
And victory.
That, gentlemen, is why I am the king of--
[grunting]
[groaning]
Okay, guys, enough messing around!
We need to train for Friday night's foot mission.
But today's Friday.
No, it's not. It's Thursday.
No, it's Friday.
But the mission's on Friday!
Wait...
If today's Friday, then...
Wait, don't touch it!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[laughing]
Bien!
You're a monster.
Not because you look that way, but because you ruin something
that we collectively cherish.
Humbug upon you, sir.
Humbug!
Yeah, we all love Jupiter Jim.
Which movie is better doesn't even matter!
If I'm being real,
I love how Donnie performs all the musical numbers
when we watch PV4.
And I do like how Raph gets stuck in a pirate accent
after we watch Seven Galaxies.
I try to stop,
[in a pirate accent] but it be too hard.
Villain over here!
It's watching the Jupiter Jim movies together as a family
that makes them so special.
Bring it in. Come on.
I'm tearing up over here.
Boys?
Dad, we're sorry.
Not like our normal sorry. Like, for real sorry this time.
Will you let us make it up to you?
Yeah. It's time we grew up and accepted our destiny
as descendants of the Tamato clan.
It's "Hamato".
That's it. It is Hamato, right?
We're ready to become the ultimate ninjas, Dad.
Starting right now.
[screaming]
[groaning]
Boom!
A great challenge lies before us.
The Dark Armor is almost complete.
According to the ancient scrolls,
you must learn the ways of our ancestors,
the Hamato clan ninjas!
[grunting]
Huh?
[groaning]
This will require great focus and sacrifice.
It is time to get serious.
You must let go of your childish ways.
You must become more than turtles.
You must think as one.
[grunting]
You must become an extension of the clan,
ready to sacrifice all.
Hyah!
Only then will you be ready to fight.
The old versions of you will be gone.
Shed like a skin.
You will be remade
into the image of your ancestors.
Are you ready, my sons?
[in unison] Yes, Sensei!
[meditating]
Happy place. Happy place.
Happy place.
Raphael, you are stuck in a cage.
Help me get out of here, Sensei!
Show me the Hamato way.
[chuckling]
The path to the end is not the end of the path.
Okay.
So what you're saying is...
Huh, what are you saying?
Focus.
Not on my words, but rather words.
Not on my focus.
Okay. That was just the same thing backwards.
Is this supposed to teach me something?
I cannot teach you.
You can only learn what you already know.
That makes no sense!
[screaming]
[gasping]
That was useless!
I got to say, I'm not feeling this Hamato clan stuff at all.
Me neither.
Yeah, no one is, but Papa will chew his tail off
if we don't stick to the rulebook.
Well, look where the rulebook landed us!
I say we ditch this Hamato jazz and be ourselves.
Yeah!
We be we, baby!
So what are you gonna do, boss man?
I'm smashing the cell.
[screaming]
Wait a second. You could have done that the whole time?
Guys, everybody okay?
[groaning]
Dad?
My sons...
Dad! Are you hurt?
Of course I am hurt!
We shall miss you, Father.
I'm not rest-in-peace hurt!
I'm rest-on-the-couch hurt!
Dad, we gotta apologize.
We tried to follow the way of the Hamato clan,
but it just didn't work for us.
No, no.
It is I who should apologize to you.
The scrolls were wrong.
And I was wrong to make you follow them.
So you're not mad at us?
No.
It is not training or rules or tradition
that makes you special.
It is being yourselves.
If I'd had faith in how special you each are,
none of this would have happened.
I don't normally feel things, but that one got through.
[screaming]
I just had my spine crushed!
Here, I brought you something.
Hah!
Now go!
And be your awesome selves!
Mayhem! Great!
Okay, you guys stop the Baron.
We'll take care of Splinter.
Bam!
Whoa!
All right! Time to finally see what this baby can do!
[sighing]
Again, the drill is in beta, but it does contain
the backup copies of all my tech.
How can I feel connected when there's no WiFi?
Because we hold hands?
Ouch!
No!
You know, like, connected in here!
When you first open, it'll feel like "Wahh!"
And then it'll feel like "Ooh!"
You know?
No, I don't know! That makes zero sense!
Explain it differently.
This is my first time
having a weird ghost spirit lady in my head!
You sure Karai told you to do this?
[shouting at each other]
Will you guys knock it off?!
We're running out of time!
Everyone's depending on me!
[sobbing]
Why can't I do this?
I'm failing you.
Relax, big guy.
What's going on?
It's on me to get the team ready to save Dad
and fight the Shredder,
but I don't know how.
Anata wa hitori ja nai.
Gram-Gram?
[sobbing]
That phrase you just said, what does that mean?
I heard Splinter's mom say that to him in one of his memories.
It means, "You're not alone."
Hamato ninpou does not come from you alone.
It comes from all who came before you.
From your family.
You have to trust your family.
It's not all on you, Raph.
We're here for each other!
Trust that.
I do trust my family.
No.
Trust us the way we trust you.
Remember the first time you unlocked your power?
I caught Leo when he fell.
Trust us.
Raph, it's gonna be okay.
You'll figure this out.
I know, because I'm not alone.
None of us are.
We're here for each other.
Always.
Hey. Shred-head!
We heard you were looking for some Hamato energy.
Guys?
Oh, I think I got some for him.
That's right, it's us,
and we've had a bit of an upgrade.
Big time!
And this time around...
We won't lose!
My drill is out of beta!
Donnie, nice!
Now put it into action!
I did. It's just for hero poses.
Respect!
Guard the Hamato.
No one stops the ritual.
Fools. Your clan is doomed.
You haven't met Hamato 2.0.
- Stronger. - Faster.
Turtlier.
Let's get him, boys.
[grunting]
Check this out!
Cool, right?
You're up, big brother!
[screams]
Hah! Not me!
Nuh-uh! Wrong.
[roars]
Wrong again!
Surprise!
Karai, you survived?!
Yes.
But you will not!
Cowabunga!
And we just keep coming!
Dr. Delicate Touch!
Tag! You're in, D!
Critical momentum!
You think your puny mystic weapon can harm me?
Fair point.
Everything can be improved by some...
Donnie tech!
Phalange Sandwich!