W-What happened? Trey?
Hey, pretty lady.
Pretty what? What is all this?
You little girl have an all access pass...
to Club Trey.
What the-? Okay, mister. I think you'd better just get back
on the booty bus and go home.
Freddie, drink your smoothie.
Okay. [scoffs]
That's weird.
[screaming]
The power of magic.
It singed my hair.
Yeah. I mean, that was a pretty cool trick
- but don't you think-- - One time my parents took me
and my brother camping, and we saw bears.
[chiming]
Oh, my God, it's already past my curfew.
All right, no worries. I'll call my mom and have her pick us up.
- I can have you home by-- - Freddie.
- Yeah? - She's gone.
Wha?
Best trick of the night.
She really is an amazing magician.
Like back at the dance, how did she--
One time I was watching this reality show
with celebrities, they had to do stuff underwater.
So... as I was saying--
You guys ever been to Fresno?
Shut up!
- What? I was just-- - Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
What is your deal?
My deal is you haven't let me finish one sentence all night!
And I can't take it anymore!
- It's like you won't even let-- - What are you trying to say?
Get outta here!
I love this place.
Just a heads up, they only serve whey here.
Like, whey protein... that you put in a smoothie?
No, like the watery part of milk that remains after the formation
of curds. Divine mouthfeel.
Do all these people know this?
So I have something really exciting to tell you...
Mm, mm, mm! Classic Seattle tap. That slightly unctuous texture.
- Very wet. - Mm-hmm.
So I was going to tell you that...
Here is our Bavarian goat whey, fermented at an altitude
of just under 10,000 feet. Enjoy.
If you get a chunk, that's considered good luck.
Bottoms up.
[Luke moaning]
Guess I got lucky. [chuckles]
So the thing I was going to tell you...
[gargling]
I'll wait.
[gargling]
Yeah, we're done.
- Ready? - Okay. Just be really careful.
Okay? Ow!
[screaming] Ow!
Am I hurting you?
No, I love it!
[knocking] Hey, everything all right?
Lance?!
Sorry, I heard screaming, so I thought I should come up.
Put your hands down.
Who's the boy?
My date.
Hey.
[chuckles]
Hey.
Everything looks so good.
Really? How can you tell? There's no pictures.
Whoa. Can you read minds?
No, I can just... read. [chuckles]
Harper said, you guys met at the gym.
Do you work out at Purple Thesis too?
Yeah, I go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
But sometimes I go Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday...
and Sunday 'cause, you know... diversity.
Got it.
So have you decided on what you're going to eat?
Uh, hello? There's no pictures.
Wow. You're a really bad listener.
Harper said we'd be perfect for each other.
I wonder what made her think that.
Are you a Flat Earther too?
There are so few of us who are enlightened.
No.
But I wish I could fall off the edge right now.
I'm back.
Uh, the electricity still out?
Uh, yeah. Here, have a strawberry.
Thanks.
So where were we?
Uh, can we take a break?
I can't really see my book in this light.
Sure, that's a great idea.
You're full of great ideas.
[music playing]
How- How is the stereo working?
What do you mean?
You said the electricity was out.
Oh, right. Well, I guess some of it came back on.
Yeah, but if the stereo--
- Ow, ow, ow. - What?
Um, there's something in my eye.
- Oh. - Uh, can you see anything?
There might be an eyelash in there.
Uh, look in my eye.
It's hard to see in this light.
Oh, then I'll get closer.
Uh, see anything weird?
- Uh, no. But-- - But what?
But you have a really pretty eye.
Yeah? You think so.
Uh-huh.
What up? What up? What up? Wow, it- it's so dark in here.
- Uh, foul! - What foul?
You intentionally sabotaged my moment!
How- How could I intentionally sabotage--
Shane was totally about to kiss me.
- Really? - Girls--
- You know what you did! - No, I know what the deal was.
[arguing] Carly! Sam!
Girls! I don't know what's up with you two,
but I've had enough of it.
I've seen girls get competitive over a guy before,
but you two are out of control.
- But, Shane-- - You girls call me
when you learn to be a little more--
[screaming]
And did you know that Mandarin Chinese is one
of the six official languages of the United Nations?
I did not.
[chuckles] Well, it is.
The other five are English, French, Russian, Spanish
and, uh... uh... Look at our door.
...Arabic.
Excuse me?
That's the sixth language, Arabic.
But your pork chop's on the table.
Weird. Hey! Quit trying to escape.
[chuckles]
[gasping]
You've taped cheat notes to the bottom of your plate.
Oh, I just- I just need-
More cheat notes?
And you misspelled Russia.
Well, my arm doesn't have spell check.
Look, I'm... I'm not as smart as you thought I was.
I mean... I'm not smart like you.
I suppose you're going to leave now
'cause you think I'm all dumb.
No.
No?
I'm going to leave because you were dishonest
with me. That's worse than being dumb.
Oh, come on, Kyle! I don't lie while I'm kissin'.
[chuckles] Huh?
This... is our valediction.
But... vale? What does that mean?!
So, this is your room.
Uh-huh. You like it?
Yeah. It's just like I pictured it.
I mean, not that I've ever like
stayed awake at night, picturing what your room looks like.
But okay, I have. Is that bad?
You crack me up.
Yeah. Well, professional web comedian.
[laughing]
What's that hole?
I got mad at my friend Kato and punched the wall.
Ooh. You're so bad.
Aw, I'm not that bad.
Are too. [laughing]
Wanna put on some music?
Music works. [chuckles]
[music playing]
Um.
What are those?
On the shelf, there?
Uh-huh.
Those are Pee Wee Babies.
I thought those were Pee Wee Babies.
Yeah, do you have some?
I used to.
So... whose are these?
Mine.
[laughing] Pretty sweet, huh?
Yeah. That's a lot of Pee Wee Babies.
Ah, that's nothing. I have 223 more in the closet.
[chuckles]
Wow. [chuckles]
Pee Wee Babies. [chuckles]
That's something I did not know about you.
Well, I don't like to brag.
So, I guess you've had these
ever since you were a little girl-- boy.
Nope. I got into these about a year ago.
Look, this... is Kippy Kangaroo.
Hi, Kippy. [chuckles]
Well, hi, Carly. [laughing]
Ooh. Ohh. Can't forget about Peter Penguin.
How cool is this little guy?
So cool. [chuckles]
He's got a little scarf and everything.
It came with two different scarves.
- No way. - Yeah, you wanna hold him?
Who wouldn't?
Are your hands clean?
I think so.
Well, just to be sure.
Let's use one of these special wipes.
This'll kill any bacteria.
Sure.
Okay.
[chuckles]
Here.
Feels good, huh?
Yeah, real good.
I got him at the convention last year.
There's a Pee Wee Baby convention?
Oh, yeah.
And you go to it?
Mm-hmm. Maybe you'll come with me to the next one.
Maybe.
[laughing]
[music playing]