♪ Heart to heart ♪
[screaming]
Get out! Get out! No! No! No!
Oh! Oh, God! Get out! No!
[screaming]
Get out! No!
[screaming]
Get out!
[screaming]
[groaning]
Oh, my baby! Are you alright?!
Oh! No!
Hey! Don't get any blood on my floor!
My son is hurt! What's wrong with you?
For one thing, I got a wart that needs cream on it!
Freddie may have a concussion.
Ah, come on. We don't have time for this.
Our dinner reservations are in 20 minutes.
Well, you'll just have to go without me.
[screaming]
...between me and my Lewbert!
[gasping]
- Thanks Sam. - Ah, no worries.
I like hitting ladies with pineapples.
Hit her with it again! She's still breathing!
Excuse me, Lewbert.
What?! I'm busy trimming my wart hairs!
Yeah, um, I was just wondering
if I got a package yet from the iWeb Awards?
No! Now quit upsetting my wart!
Are you sure? 'Cause this guy in England said
he was gonna send it, like a week ago.
[screaming]
Mommy, that man ate my cookie!
You took my son's cookie?
No. No way.
Nice to see you.
You are so cruel!
You have crumbs falling all over your face
and all over my face.
Security! That man took my son's cookie.
What are you going to do about it?
[shooting]
[crying]
Hey. That my package from England?
What ya get?
It's a choke knob.
It's the last part I need to finish that motorcycle.
"Ooh, I'm Spencer. I got a choke knob."
Wee! Hoo hoo! [mumbling]
Dude!
Do you know how hard it is to find an original choke knob
for a 19--
[sneezing]
Uh!
[screaming]
Paper towel! Paper towel!
- Okay! - Paper towel!
Okay!
[groaning]
You sneezed all over my face and tongue!
Tell it to your choke knob!
- Hey, boy! - What?
You making fun of me?
No. Why do you think I'm making fun--
What's with that fake wart on your face?
You think warts are funny?
You think I'm happy this thing grew here?
You think I like that it has hair?
No. My mom made this costume.
Well' she's sick!
You got a sick mama!
Carly, may we come in?
Yeah! May we?!
Sure.
I see you're all packed up.
Uh-huh.
Then get out!
[screaming]
Where's your Halloween spirit?!
Hey! What are you kids doing with that pumpkin?!
There's a dude in here!
We're going to roll it down the street!
And into the ocean!
Happy Hanukkah.
I caught the thief.
Well, who is it?
I'll tell ya who it is. It's--
Me!
What?
Yeah, I stole all the TV remotes.
Well, it's my bedtime.
Ow!
Lewbert, why would you steal TV remotes?
Because I love the way they feel
against my skin in the moonlight!
Just take me to jail! Away from her!
How long will he be in jail?
For stealing TV remotes... probably 30 days.
I can wait 30 days.
Eh. How long for slapping a cop?
Six months.
Ow!
That's it. Let's go.
Ha! Se ya, Marta!
Hi, Lewbert. Um, we just came down--
Get out!
- 'Kay. Bye. - Wait.
Um, we brought you some food.
I don't eat nothing unless it's dead!
Okay. I guess that's better than the other way around.
Oh, and, um, we got you these flowers.
Oh, hey, what'd you spend on these, 7.95?!
Whoop-de-do!
- Out! - I just need to check my mail.
No dogs in my lobby!
I will leave in a minute!
Now! Out!
You know what? I pay rent in this building!
This is not right
that you are treating us like this!
He's arguing with a pomegranate.
- Pomeranian. - Whatever.
What are you doing here?
My job.
And in the event of a power outage,
I gotta check on everyone in the-- Hey?
How come you guys got power?
'Cause Spencer has a generator.
And a Norwegian air conditioner.
Well, you're not allowed to use those devices
in your apartment.
Uh, come on, just let us use 'em.
- Dude? - Lewb?
Well, I suppose I could let it slide
if you let me hang out here in the nice, cool air.
Fine, you can hang here.
Hot biscuits!
Your place is all clean... er.
I want some tomato juice!
Hey, we've done everything you've asked us
in the past five days!
You might try saying, "thanks" once.
You didn't install an air conditioner!
We don't have enough money to buy you an air conditioner.
You're just lucky Freddie's putting up
that ceiling fan for ya.
Well, I'd feel lucky
if I were drinking some tomato juice!
I'll get you some tomato juice.
Hallelujah!
Sam hand me my needle nose pliers.
Here ya go.
This ain't tomato juice!
Then what is it?
Uh, nothing.
She won't leave. She's relentless.
What do you mean?
Ten years ago, after we dated for five weeks,
I tried to break up with her, but she refused.
Then how'd you get away?
I took her on a cruise and when we were a mile
off the coast of Puerto Vallarta,
I jumped overboard and swam to shore.
Then I moved to Seattle, changed my last name,
and got a job as a stinking doorman.