Arg! Ahoy, matey!
This is Salty.
The sailing cat.
Master of the Seven Seas,
explorer of the unknown
and the cutest cat to circumnavigate the globe.
Now, you may be wondering, "Wait, don't cats hate water?"
Well, Salty isn't like most cats.
He's a boat cat.
With a diabolical plan to conquer the high seas and take over the world!
MU-HA-HA-HA!
[Coughs] Oh, oh.
You're a cat that doesn't have a plan for world domination?
Oh, OK, got it!
Well, even with no plan to take over the world,
on this ship, Salty is captain.
He secures and ties any ropes, gets the sails up in the air
and makes sure the boat is fully stocked with food.
And if he doesn't,
we'll have him walk the plank! HA HA HA!
Sorry, Salty.
I got carried away there.
You're in charge, and you don't have to walk the plank.
Now, where was I?
The ocean is truly Salty's playground.
He loves waking up to that ocean breeze while searching along the shore
for buried treasure. And keeping his ship in tip-top shape.
But his favorite thing about traveling so much
is getting to hang out with all of his friends.
Hey there, Mr. Seal!
Hello, seabirds!
Ahoy, Ms. Dolphin!
Haha, yeah, squeak-squeak to you too. Uh-huh, yeah.
For a while, Salty was having the best time sailing the sea,
but his mom started to notice that he was getting lonely,
and no pirate should ever feel lonely.
All of his friends would dive deep below the surface or take off into the sky,
and Salty would be left alone to himself with no one to play with.
But luckily, Salty's mom knew exactly who to bring aboard.
Pippa!
If Salty is the captain of this ship,
then consider Pippa his first mate.
Or in other words, his best friend!
Salty loved having someone to share the seas with,
and as soon as Pippa came aboard, they were inseparable.
They sailed all over the world searching for new land to sniff,
new sticks to fetch
and gold doubloons to steal from scallywags on other ships!
Har-har-har!
Wait, what's that?
You guys just want to explore the world?
No stealing? At all?
But even with a companion, sailing is not as easy as it seems.
Salty and Pippa have to always be on the watch
for any bad weather so they can keep their ship safe.
And because they are constantly traveling day after day,
the ship doesn't have time to make many stops,
so running out of food could be a problem.
But avast ye, lassie, with Salty as captain,
no pirate ever goes hungry!
Har-har-har!
I know, I got carried away again, but come on,
talking like a pirate is too much fun.
[Meows]
But, even though sailing life is tough at times,
Salty wouldn't change it for the world.
And with his best pal, Pippa, by his side,
Captain Salty can't wait to set sail.
And you know what they say...
There are good ships,
and there are wood ships, and there are ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships are friendships,
and may they always be.
YAR!
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